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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Squall wrote:
    End wrote:

    my folks have one of these, it warms the buns on the side

    cant speak to how well it works, i dont like hotdogs

    That is an incredibly ridiculous waste of money.
    maybe if you ate a ton of hot dogs...?

    but...

    yeah I dunno, when I ate hot dogs, I ate them because I was in college and hot dogs were cheap. Wasn't any reason there to buy a goddamn hot dog machine.

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    End wrote:
    huh...

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    my folks have one of these, it warms the buns on the side

    cant speak to how well it works, i dont like hotdogs

    That is an incredibly ridiculous waste of money.

    they may have gotten it for free in some sort of event auction

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Ugh I should really not eat fast food constantly

    I would be so much richer and thinner

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Who wants to read a story about a war against Hell (literally planes and tanks and shit fighting the forces of Hell) and its sequel, which is about the same army deciding "Fuck it, let's go for Heaven, too!"

    It is not a good story

    Buttlord on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2011
    Liiya wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    I used my toastie maker about two times

    Seems like a waste of money, now

    In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties.

    And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what? You don't miss it.

    thankyou for doing this liiya, because someone had to but I really didn't want to look up the quote.

    tynic on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    I used my toastie maker about two times

    Seems like a waste of money, now

    In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties.

    And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what? You don't miss it.

    :^:

    After we've watched the Terminators I am totally putting Spaced on

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Weaver wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    End wrote:
    huh...

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    my folks have one of these, it warms the buns on the side

    cant speak to how well it works, i dont like hotdogs

    That is an incredibly ridiculous waste of money.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Still, when you grill a hotdog, it's best to burn the outside just a tiny bit.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    street vendor hotlinks with sauerkraut are the best thing

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    I used my toastie maker about two times

    Seems like a waste of money, now

    I had toast for breakfast. Toaster sits right next to my coffee pot. The goddamn Breakfast Zone.

    The breakfast zone for me is my frying pan

    And next to it, my teapot

    Starts me out properly

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    the time has come

    rolo must be stopped

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    the time has come

    rolo must be stopped

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Who wants to see my FS collection

    2354 meticulously collected samples

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I should use my wok more.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I should invent a wok that works by electricity.

    and call it

    the

    E-wok.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote:
    I should invent a wok that works by electricity.

    and call it

    the

    E-wok.

    oh my god

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Urngh I am not drunk enough to handle that right now

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Reddit makes my eyes hurt

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    There is no sufficient quantity of alcohol, Edcrab.

    Not even all of it.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Weaver wrote:
    street vendor hotlinks with sauerkraut are the best thing

    Street vendor bacon wrapped hotdogs with grilled onions and green peppers are better.

    BLM - ACAB
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    Reddit makes my eyes hurt

    usagi I love your new AV

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
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    daddy long legs?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    internet werewolf. Fetishes of a human, literacy of a wolf.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Macera wrote:
    hello my name is olivia and I never want to have sex ever

    if I was single and she was cute I'd be down

    can't help being a sucker for puns

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    St-Stimpy-kun...

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    and some wonder why I hate humanity

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    important question whats a better movie to watch with drunk idiots

    robocop or terminator

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    important question whats a better movie to watch with drunk idiots

    robocop or terminator

    terminator 2

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Robocop.

    Jean Claude Van Damme's splits are good for about two or three hours of drunken humor.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    Macera wrote:
    hello my name is olivia and I never want to have sex ever

    if I was single and she was cute I'd be down

    can't help being a sucker for puns

    what if she was married and fat and her trucker husband wanted to watch

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    that reminds me, I still need to see Gymkata

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    important question whats a better movie to watch with drunk idiots

    robocop or terminator
    T2. Robocop is too awesome to be drunk for.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    important question whats a better movie to watch with drunk idiots

    robocop or terminator

    terminator 2

    Can't watch that until we watch the first one first

    Law

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Fandyien wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    Macera wrote:
    hello my name is olivia and I never want to have sex ever

    if I was single and she was cute I'd be down

    can't help being a sucker for puns

    what if she was married and fat and her trucker husband wanted to watch

    then I would applaud her on representing an efficient collection of dealbreakers

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