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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Metroid fanfiction from Tumblr? Sure
    Metroid High School: Chapter 2
    Chapter Two: Sleepover of Suprises part 1

    One day Samus and Ridley and her frends Ted, Mandy, Robbie, 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, Helen, and Tio Juan were at a sleepover. Samus’s parents were off on a business trip and wern’t at home so they could do whatever “What should we do now?” Samus quized her friends.

    “I know!” declared Ted lets play truth or dare!

    “True dat!” Samus and co said.

    “I dont know how to play” confessed Tio Juan.

    “Tio Juannnnn” everyone groaned. Then they laughed really loud “HAHAHA” except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too cool to laugh.

    “Its real easy said Helen who had been Tio Juan’s neighbor and best friend since kindergarten. Helen and Tio Jaun secretly like each other but were always too afraid to tell each other their true felonies. “all you have to do is to take turns and ask truth or dare and then the person will choose one and you have to choose a question for them that they have to answer no matter what and if they choose dare then you choose a dare that they have to do and its really funny!” explained Helen.

    “A-OK” declared Tio Juan. Everyone sheered!

    How about Samus goes goes first” Risley proposed slyly.”

    “oh brother!” Samus groaned “Looks like I’m outta damn luck” Samus conceedesd.

    “Truth or Dare” Ridley smiled like a bear.

    “Truth”

    “Riddle me this,” riddled Ridley. “Have you ever stolened something?”

    All eyes turned to Samus as she fiddled with her fingers.

    “Well… ther was this one time…”

    “Go on” Ridley meniachley stated.

    “Well… I was at Keaton’s general store… and there was this Green Day CD I wanted… And I didn’t have enough money… so… well…” Samus was embarassed

    “HAHAHAHA” Ridley expressed himself really loud!

    “Mmmmm” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 sighed roolen her eyes. “You and your petty crimes… especially for such a sellout band…”

    “Wow, you’re sooo angsty” noticed Ted.

    “Ugghhh,” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 moaned and went back to filing her nails with a nail filer. Everyone laughed really loud “HAHAHA” except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who the joke was directed at.

    “Okokokokokokok I think it’s Ted’s turn.”

    “Whatthewellokcoolwhateveo” Ted cooly replied with a snap. Everyone rolled their eyes and giggled except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too busy listening to “My Chemical Romance” on her iPod Nano.

    “What do you choose?” everyone wondered?

    “Dare!” Ted D-snapped.

    “Well then, mr. Snappy. Let’s see you snap at this one” was Samu’s clever remark. Everyone laughed except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who couldn’t hear because her iPod was too loud. “Were going, to spin a bottle and you have to kiss whoever the bottle lands on!

    “Oh nooooo” Ted lameted “But what if its Tio Jaun?”

    “Well you have to do anyway because thats the rules of the game!” Samus affirmed.

    “I have a bottle” Mandy made known to the people.

    The bottle spun around and arunod and arundo until it finally landed on 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006.

    “Looks like I have to kiss 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006!” Ted announced

    “Ugh… very well…” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 angstily agreed to. “But this is only for this stupid game. You never have, or ever will have a chance with me.”

    “Yeah, ok” Ted mentioned and he sneakily stalked over to 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 and got real close.

    “Let’s just over with…”

    Then Ted leaned down and gave her a kiss and everyone giggles and he tried to put his hands in her hair but she did not let him and she slapped him and it hurt because she was really strong.

    “In you’re dreams, blubber brain” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 pwnd.

    “hey, my brain is NOT maid out of rubber.” Ted pointed out.

    “I’m not so sure about that” Robbie snapped back!

    “Hey!” Everyone laughed except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who didn’t think the joke was very funny.

    “Ok, ok ok its Tio Juan’s turn!” everyone agreed.

    “Arrrghhghhghg,” coraked Tio Juan. “Uhhhhh… I chose truth”

    “Ok, we get to ask one question” samus reminded Tio Juan. “What is your deepest darkest secret?”

    Tio Juan looked nervous. “I like someone in this room.” That statement brought a lot of commotion because everyone wanted to know who Tio Juan liked except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was completely uninterested.

    “Is it Samus?”

    “Is it Mandy?”

    “Is it 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006?”

    “Actually…” Tio Juan wrapped his arm around Helen who was sitting next to him and closed in and gave her a very big kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped their hands except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was down stairs pouring herself a glass of lemonade.

    “Helen” Tio Juan said after they were done kissing. “I’ve always loved you since I met you but I was too afraid to tell you.”

    “TIo Juan I love you too”Helen confirmed. And the two love birds kissed again again until everyone told them to stop except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who wasn’t back from getting a soda yet.

    “A-OK!” Tio Juan shouted. “Let’s finish the game!”

    guuuuuh

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    JayKaos wrote:
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    I'm clicking this furiously but it's not getting me anywhere.

    THAT'S IT

    it's time to roll out the fan fiction choose your own adventures from writing dot com.

    Digimon Digidestined FA
    The digidestined live out cool adventures throughout series. Now they're fat though.
    Rating: E for Everyone!
    Author: Cre8or
    This is an interactive story containing 63 chapters. Each chapter tells part of the story and (usually) ends with multiple choices. Click on a choice and you'll be lead to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, you will have the option to write it! Don't be shy... make an addition!

    About this Interactive
    All the main characters of Digimon Adventure 1/2, Digimon Tamers, Digimon Frontier, & even the manga work out well. You can even add your own storyline that has nothing to do with any of this.You can use all the enemies & minor characters from the show or manga. You can add slight twists to the original plot. You can even make up your own story that has nothing to do with the manga or anime but still has to do with digimon.

    Here's what I want in my interactive:

    1# All chapters that aren't making important decisions have to be at least a paragraph long. So no one-liners.

    2# Weight gain has to come with a little bit of height gain otherwise their proportions are off.

    3# No slob, but immobility is ok.

    4# Keep weight gain as realistic as possible except when using magic or long time gaps (minimum 5 weeks).

    P.S. I'm mainly going to be adding to the male characters of Digimon Adventure since it's my favorite. But if you have suggestions for other chapters or want me to add to the female weight gain, be my guest. Oh, & another thing, for anyone who has already added chapters, I hope to see new chapters frequently. I mean, c'mon people, I'm sure there are digimon fans out there who want to add to my interactive. I'll even pay you 100 gift points for chapter, 200 if it's really good.

    Chapter 1: Where do we Begin???
    by Cre8or

    We need to choose which season to start with
    There's Digimon Adventure=Season 1/2
    Digimon Tamers=Season 3
    Digimon Frontier=Season 4
    Then there's the manga
    Or you could write your own story that has nothing to do with any of this.
    Where will this story go next? Your choices are below...


    You have the following choices:

    1. Digimon Adventures

    2. Digimon Tamers

    3. Digimon Frontier

    4. Manga *

    5. Your own story

    * indicates the next chapter is blank and needs to be created.


    Everyone vote on what story path they want to take!!!!!

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Whose penis is it anyways?
    The points are meaningless

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Whose penis is it anyways?
    The points are meaningless

    it's not how many points you have
    it's how you use them

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    JayKaos wrote:
    tumblr_lu0hd89a2K1r1yngbo1_500.png

    I'm clicking this furiously but it's not getting me anywhere.

    THAT'S IT

    it's time to roll out the fan fiction choose your own adventures from writing dot com.

    Digimon Digidestined FA
    The digidestined live out cool adventures throughout series. Now they're fat though.
    Rating: E for Everyone!
    Author: Cre8or
    This is an interactive story containing 63 chapters. Each chapter tells part of the story and (usually) ends with multiple choices. Click on a choice and you'll be lead to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, you will have the option to write it! Don't be shy... make an addition!

    About this Interactive
    All the main characters of Digimon Adventure 1/2, Digimon Tamers, Digimon Frontier, & even the manga work out well. You can even add your own storyline that has nothing to do with any of this.You can use all the enemies & minor characters from the show or manga. You can add slight twists to the original plot. You can even make up your own story that has nothing to do with the manga or anime but still has to do with digimon.

    Here's what I want in my interactive:

    1# All chapters that aren't making important decisions have to be at least a paragraph long. So no one-liners.

    2# Weight gain has to come with a little bit of height gain otherwise their proportions are off.

    3# No slob, but immobility is ok.

    4# Keep weight gain as realistic as possible except when using magic or long time gaps (minimum 5 weeks).

    P.S. I'm mainly going to be adding to the male characters of Digimon Adventure since it's my favorite. But if you have suggestions for other chapters or want me to add to the female weight gain, be my guest. Oh, & another thing, for anyone who has already added chapters, I hope to see new chapters frequently. I mean, c'mon people, I'm sure there are digimon fans out there who want to add to my interactive. I'll even pay you 100 gift points for chapter, 200 if it's really good.

    Chapter 1: Where do we Begin???
    by Cre8or

    We need to choose which season to start with
    There's Digimon Adventure=Season 1/2
    Digimon Tamers=Season 3
    Digimon Frontier=Season 4
    Then there's the manga
    Or you could write your own story that has nothing to do with any of this.
    Where will this story go next? Your choices are below...


    You have the following choices:

    1. Digimon Adventures

    2. Digimon Tamers

    3. Digimon Frontier

    4. Manga *

    5. Your own story

    * indicates the next chapter is blank and needs to be created.


    Everyone vote on what story path they want to take!!!!!

    talk about serendipity, I just found the writing.com choose your own adventure fetish thing about "Comedy Cartoon Female Muscle Growth"

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Mimi's adventures had ended some time ago, around four months ago to be precise. During that time, she started to get lazy and began eating more. Surprisingly enough, she noticed this gain and decided to keep going along with it, since she didn't feel like stopping. As she grew, her shirts and skirts got tighter and buttons would frequently pop. Belts also became difficult to wear, since they squeezed Mimi's constantly growing belly. Mimi's parents were naturally concerned at first, but Mimi became determined to gain, so they decided to let her do so.

    At the time this story begins, Mimi had reached 200 pounds. Her belly grew so large it seemed to be forming an apron. Mimi's face had grown an extra chin, while her cheeks plumped up considerably. Her limbs fattened up as well; basically, she was big all over. She even grew about four to six inches as a result of her gain.

    Mimi was currently dressed in her signature cowgirl outfit, but she had grown so large it was hard for her skirt to hold itself together. She still wanted to keep it, so it was refitted for her as she grew. Her shirt wasn't so lucky, as the buttons popped of some time ago. Mimi kept it as a sort of accessory, but wore another solid shirt as her main top. It couldn't cover her belly, though, but Mimi didn't mind. She was enjoying her new size.

    Mimi had just finished off a large slice of cake. As she patted her belly in content, she heard a knock at the door. She opened it to reveal her friend Sora, but as it turns out, Sora had gotten larger, too, but how much larger?

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Mimi's adventures had ended some time ago, around four months ago to be precise. During that time, she started to get lazy and began eating more. Surprisingly enough, she noticed this gain and decided to keep going along with it, since she didn't feel like stopping. As she grew, her shirts and skirts got tighter and buttons would frequently pop. Belts also became difficult to wear, since they squeezed Mimi's constantly growing belly. Mimi's parents were naturally concerned at first, but Mimi became determined to gain, so they decided to let her do so.

    At the time this story begins, Mimi had reached 200 pounds. Her belly grew so large it seemed to be forming an apron. Mimi's face had grown an extra chin, while her cheeks plumped up considerably. Her limbs fattened up as well; basically, she was big all over. She even grew about four to six inches as a result of her gain.

    Mimi was currently dressed in her signature cowgirl outfit, but she had grown so large it was hard for her skirt to hold itself together. She still wanted to keep it, so it was refitted for her as she grew. Her shirt wasn't so lucky, as the buttons popped of some time ago. Mimi kept it as a sort of accessory, but wore another solid shirt as her main top. It couldn't cover her belly, though, but Mimi didn't mind. She was enjoying her new size.

    Mimi had just finished off a large slice of cake. As she patted her belly in content, she heard a knock at the door. She opened it to reveal her friend Sora, but as it turns out, Sora had gotten larger, too, but how much larger?

    Good to see you haven't wasted the first day of NaNoWriMo

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    Mimi's adventures had ended some time ago, around four months ago to be precise. During that time, she started to get lazy and began eating more. Surprisingly enough, she noticed this gain and decided to keep going along with it, since she didn't feel like stopping. As she grew, her shirts and skirts got tighter and buttons would frequently pop. Belts also became difficult to wear, since they squeezed Mimi's constantly growing belly. Mimi's parents were naturally concerned at first, but Mimi became determined to gain, so they decided to let her do so.

    At the time this story begins, Mimi had reached 200 pounds. Her belly grew so large it seemed to be forming an apron. Mimi's face had grown an extra chin, while her cheeks plumped up considerably. Her limbs fattened up as well; basically, she was big all over. She even grew about four to six inches as a result of her gain.

    Mimi was currently dressed in her signature cowgirl outfit, but she had grown so large it was hard for her skirt to hold itself together. She still wanted to keep it, so it was refitted for her as she grew. Her shirt wasn't so lucky, as the buttons popped of some time ago. Mimi kept it as a sort of accessory, but wore another solid shirt as her main top. It couldn't cover her belly, though, but Mimi didn't mind. She was enjoying her new size.

    Mimi had just finished off a large slice of cake. As she patted her belly in content, she heard a knock at the door. She opened it to reveal her friend Sora, but as it turns out, Sora had gotten larger, too, but how much larger?

    Good to see you haven't wasted the first day of NaNoWriMo

    As much as I would love to take the credit for it I can't go plagiarizing writing dot com user platinos

    I think I'll use it for inspiration for the multi-universal pan-fetish fanfic I'm working on though

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    : (

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    come now Mensch what's there to be sad about? It's marine and moth month!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Marine

    and moth month


    not a combination I would have anticipated

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    what do i do if I still recognize those girls/porns?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    you need to seriously examine your life

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    you need to seriously examine your life

    Or he made that website.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Well some have fairly distinctive features.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    nah jk i can do the same thing with movies and other stuff

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Porn has a really specific visual language

    Like the combination of lighting and makeup and camera work and choice of lenses all combine to make it instantly recognisable

    it's weird

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    man i think i've seen about half of these scenes so far

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    No, he's a banana fucker

    it fits perfectly in the palm of your hand!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA&feature=player_embedded#!

    I actually think this is a pretty good way he handled it

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    ahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    oh my god

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    look at that face

    she is destroyed

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Heheh.

    Hooters.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    The internet just confuses me sometimes.

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    Marshmallow on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    whoa who made the esurance sex game

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
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    What an ungrateful tramp.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I wish my name was za climaxinator

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I was leaning back in my chair and thought this:
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    was a fly sidestepping around on my monitor

    FirmSkater on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    hah, in april and everything

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote:
    think im going to have to end this just saw thats shes also pro life
    I dont want to get into that debate of whether its right or wrong I just dont feel comfortable having sex with someone due to that even if theyre on birth control

    why am i posting this here? i dunno it was either here or the webcomic thread.

    You sound like you're saying that you're afraid she's going to somehow get pregnant and refuse to have an abortion for you.
    Seriously wrote:
    somehow already pregnant

    fix't

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    I thought you guys might enjoy this - covers of old Russian science mags for children. There's actually some really cool artwork here.

    http://da-zdra-per-m.livejournal.com/76322.html

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Also: HOLY SHIT! A HALF POUND REESE'S CUP!!!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2011
    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Also: HOLY SHIT! A HALF POUND REESE'S CUP!!!

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    i would eat the everloving shit out of this thing

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    that Cadbury egg makes me want to hurl

    I enjoy like, one a year. After which I realize that Cadbury eggs are pretty gross

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Get the fuck outta here

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    giant_gummy_worm.jpg

    BLM - ACAB
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    that looks disgusting

    edit: i was specifically referring to the egg, but really all of them look disgusting.

    Tossrock on
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