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The opening scene of Robocop 2 is just the Frank Millerest.
A bunch of cranked out junkies snarl at homeless old lady who is pushing her cart full of cans across the streets of Detroit. Her cart is run over by a speeding biker gang and she's knocked to the ground. A man runs over to ask if she's alright, finding that she's helpless he steals her purse and kicks her to the ground. As he's counting the money he stole, he's tripped by a pair of prostitutes who kick him repeatedly and steal his stolen money, watch and chain, then stomp his eye out with their high heels. The prostitutes set off to buy the designer drug NUKE, and walk past a run-down porn theater where a gang beating is going on. As they pass NICK'S GUNS, the storefront explodes, killing them both. The shop was blown up by four men in a brown station wagon, who pile out and grab rifles and pistols along the shelves. One thief asks the injured store owner where the bullets are, while the other thieves find riot guns and rocket launchers. The thief retrieves the bullets and strokes the gun sexually, telling the owner he really likes it. The owner asks him to just take it and get out. The thief thanks him and shoots him in the head. Sirens start blaring outside, a cop car is coming towards them. The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers and shoots one at the oncoming police cruiser. The thieves laugh, and all three open fire on the burning police cruiser with assault rifles. The car explodes, again.
The opening scene of Robocop 2 is just the Frank Millerest.
A bunch of cranked out junkies snarl at homeless old lady who is pushing her cart full of cans across the streets of Detroit. Her cart is run over by a speeding biker gang and she's knocked to the ground. A man runs over to ask if she's alright, finding that she's helpless he steals her purse and kicks her to the ground. As he's counting the money he stole, he's tripped by a pair of prostitutes who kick him repeatedly and steal his stolen money, watch and chain, then stomp his eye out with their high heels. The prostitutes set off to buy the designer drug NUKE, and walk past a run-down porn theater where a gang beating is going on. As they pass NICK'S GUNS, the storefront explodes, killing them both. The shop was blown up by four men in a brown station wagon, who pile out and grab rifles and pistols along the shelves. One thief asks the injured store owner where the bullets are, while the other thieves find riot guns and rocket launchers. The thief retrieves the bullets and strokes the gun sexually, telling the owner he really likes it. The owner asks him to just take it and get out. The thief thanks him and shoots him in the head. Sirens start blaring outside, a cop car is coming towards them. The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers and shoots one at the oncoming police cruiser. The thieves laugh, and all three open fire on the burning police cruiser with assault rifles. The car explodes, again.
Robocop steps out of the car and shoots the men.
The violence in Robocop 2 was so over the top that even watching it as a little kid I didn't take it seriously at all
The said before, the original Robocop as good of a version of The Dark Knight Returns as we'll ever get
They hit a lot of the same ideas at exactly the right time in the cultural zeitgeist
FINALLY. WE’VE BEEN DRIVING FOR DAYS.
I AM GOING TO BUY SO MANY FLÖRGS AND BJÅRNBLÛBS IT WILL MAKE YOUR FACE FALL OFF OF YOUR FACE.
OH, AND DON’T LET ME FORGET LITTLE LIGHTBULBS FOR MY SLÖLM.
THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN PARIS FOR A CONFERENCE AND I COULDN’T RESIST. I HAVE THESE PERFECT LITTLE PEARLS THAT DANE BOUGHT ME WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED AND A CHANEL CLUTCH, PLUS THESE LITTLE YELLOW LOUBOUTINS THAT ARE ABSOLUTE MURDER ON MY ARCHES BUT GOD DO THEY LOOK DIVINE.
FINISH YOUR CHARDONNAY AND I’LL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU. YOU’LL LOVE THEM.
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I... I know that's the entire reason I brought it up...
You know what, nevermind I've got one more film to watch I'll get some more alcohol and we can talk about something else
I am so sorry that we went in circles.
Same idea, but much more fun. http://www.kongregate.com/games/JuicyBeast/burrito-bison?acomplete=buffalo+bi
A bunch of cranked out junkies snarl at homeless old lady who is pushing her cart full of cans across the streets of Detroit. Her cart is run over by a speeding biker gang and she's knocked to the ground. A man runs over to ask if she's alright, finding that she's helpless he steals her purse and kicks her to the ground. As he's counting the money he stole, he's tripped by a pair of prostitutes who kick him repeatedly and steal his stolen money, watch and chain, then stomp his eye out with their high heels. The prostitutes set off to buy the designer drug NUKE, and walk past a run-down porn theater where a gang beating is going on. As they pass NICK'S GUNS, the storefront explodes, killing them both. The shop was blown up by four men in a brown station wagon, who pile out and grab rifles and pistols along the shelves. One thief asks the injured store owner where the bullets are, while the other thieves find riot guns and rocket launchers. The thief retrieves the bullets and strokes the gun sexually, telling the owner he really likes it. The owner asks him to just take it and get out. The thief thanks him and shoots him in the head. Sirens start blaring outside, a cop car is coming towards them. The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers and shoots one at the oncoming police cruiser. The thieves laugh, and all three open fire on the burning police cruiser with assault rifles. The car explodes, again.
Robocop steps out of the car and shoots the men.
ottorgy
The said before, the original Robocop as good of a version of The Dark Knight Returns as we'll ever get
They hit a lot of the same ideas at exactly the right time in the cultural zeitgeist
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GIANT GREATS
ahaha omg
also I recently discovered this and it's fantastic and adorable
FUCK YOU ANGLE UP GUY AJHASJDHFHDFFSG
Oh fuck I hadn't seen this.
Juicebox is the best.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
One of those is out of order
It bothers me for some reason
You're thinking of Timecop, hoss
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burn that school to the ground
stealing all of our jerbs
favourite
once again confirming that "bias" is the most misused word in the english language
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
that's awfully biased
I am following the fuck out of Gotye and Cut Copy and Foster The People you guys.
mother fucker
It's a pity that the film is so much worse than the original
Although that said, I was quite fond of the comic version