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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    another hilarious Google trick

    search the phrase "romney can win"

    edit: looks like they fixed it already, actually

    MrMonroe on
  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    The Santorum thing is so, so wonderful. It's the biggest no-win situation for him and I laugh every time it comes up.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    that is hilarious

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hahahahaha

    Universal studio president: "We make a lot of shitty movies"
    But while he's certainly earned the right to blow off some steam after such a long tenure, Universal chief Ron Meyer’s recent speech at the Savannah Film Festival took on a slightly more pained, confessional edge as he recounted the myriad high-profile flops the studio had endured over the past few years, suggesting even he can’t believe some of the stuff they put out. “We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer said, “and every one of them breaks my heart.” While swearing that they always “set out to make good ones”—and reserving praise for films like United 93, A Beautiful Mind, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (while also lamenting that they didn’t make enough money)—Meyer then engaged in some very public, very honest self-flagellation for what he felt were Universal’s shittiest shitty movies. And as you might expect, it was pretty awesome. Like this:

    One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman… It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy. We all went wrong. It was one of those things… Like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right… [The cast] was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk… Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out.

    Land Of The Lost was just crap. I mean, there was no excuse for it. The best intentions all went wrong… Cowboys & Aliens wasn’t good enough. Forget all the smart people involved in it, it wasn’t good enough... All those little creatures bouncing around were crappy. I think it was a mediocre movie, and we all did a mediocre job with it…

    Cowboys & Aliens didn’t deserve better. Land of the Lost didn’t deserve better… Cowboys & Aliens was a big loss, and Land of the Lost was a huge loss. We misfired. We were wrong. We did it badly, and I think we’re all guilty of it. I have to take first responsibility because I’m part of it, but we all did a mediocre job and we paid the price for it. It happens. They’re talented people. Certainly you couldn’t have more talented people involved in Cowboys & Aliens, but it took, you know, ten smart and talented people to come up with a mediocre movie. It just happens
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    They’re talented people. Certainly you couldn’t have more talented people involved in Cowboys & Aliens, but it took, you know, ten smart and talented people to come up with a mediocre movie. It just happens.

    That is some honest shit man

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Hahahahaha

    Universal studio president: "We make a lot of shitty movies"
    But while he's certainly earned the right to blow off some steam after such a long tenure, Universal chief Ron Meyer’s recent speech at the Savannah Film Festival took on a slightly more pained, confessional edge as he recounted the myriad high-profile flops the studio had endured over the past few years, suggesting even he can’t believe some of the stuff they put out. “We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer said, “and every one of them breaks my heart.” While swearing that they always “set out to make good ones”—and reserving praise for films like United 93, A Beautiful Mind, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (while also lamenting that they didn’t make enough money)—Meyer then engaged in some very public, very honest self-flagellation for what he felt were Universal’s shittiest shitty movies. And as you might expect, it was pretty awesome. Like this:

    One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman… It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy. We all went wrong. It was one of those things… Like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right… [The cast] was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk… Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out.

    Land Of The Lost was just crap. I mean, there was no excuse for it. The best intentions all went wrong… Cowboys & Aliens wasn’t good enough. Forget all the smart people involved in it, it wasn’t good enough... All those little creatures bouncing around were crappy. I think it was a mediocre movie, and we all did a mediocre job with it…

    Cowboys & Aliens didn’t deserve better. Land of the Lost didn’t deserve better… Cowboys & Aliens was a big loss, and Land of the Lost was a huge loss. We misfired. We were wrong. We did it badly, and I think we’re all guilty of it. I have to take first responsibility because I’m part of it, but we all did a mediocre job and we paid the price for it. It happens. They’re talented people. Certainly you couldn’t have more talented people involved in Cowboys & Aliens, but it took, you know, ten smart and talented people to come up with a mediocre movie. It just happens
    .

    honest to god thought this was an onion article

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    honest to god thought this was an onion article

    Me too, Pip. Me too.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    av club is part of the onion so it kind of is

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    They’re talented people. Certainly you couldn’t have more talented people involved in Cowboys & Aliens, but it took, you know, ten smart and talented people to come up with a mediocre movie. It just happens.

    That is some honest shit man

    Truth

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    ummmm what

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote:
    ummmm what

    let me begin your education on slash shipping

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    subtle

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    change it to what?

    you gotta spell it out for me man

    Ubik on
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote:
    change it to what?

    you gotta spell it out for me man

    A better country, I think.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Land of the Lost is a real guilty pleasure for me

    I know it's shitty

    but I just love watching it.

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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    like this amateurish effort can match the skilled complexity of Dees

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Keith wrote:
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    Okay I like this.

    Gatsby on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    What tumblr are those from

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    The official Twilight Zone tumblr.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    The official Twilight Zone tumblr.
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Hahahahaha

    Universal studio president: "We make a lot of shitty movies"
    But while he's certainly earned the right to blow off some steam after such a long tenure, Universal chief Ron Meyer’s recent speech at the Savannah Film Festival took on a slightly more pained, confessional edge as he recounted the myriad high-profile flops the studio had endured over the past few years, suggesting even he can’t believe some of the stuff they put out. “We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer said, “and every one of them breaks my heart.” While swearing that they always “set out to make good ones”—and reserving praise for films like United 93, A Beautiful Mind, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (while also lamenting that they didn’t make enough money)—Meyer then engaged in some very public, very honest self-flagellation for what he felt were Universal’s shittiest shitty movies. And as you might expect, it was pretty awesome. Like this:

    One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman… It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy. We all went wrong. It was one of those things… Like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right… [The cast] was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk… Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out.

    Land Of The Lost was just crap. I mean, there was no excuse for it. The best intentions all went wrong… Cowboys & Aliens wasn’t good enough. Forget all the smart people involved in it, it wasn’t good enough... All those little creatures bouncing around were crappy. I think it was a mediocre movie, and we all did a mediocre job with it…

    Cowboys & Aliens didn’t deserve better. Land of the Lost didn’t deserve better… Cowboys & Aliens was a big loss, and Land of the Lost was a huge loss. We misfired. We were wrong. We did it badly, and I think we’re all guilty of it. I have to take first responsibility because I’m part of it, but we all did a mediocre job and we paid the price for it. It happens. They’re talented people. Certainly you couldn’t have more talented people involved in Cowboys & Aliens, but it took, you know, ten smart and talented people to come up with a mediocre movie. It just happens
    .

    Haha oh god...I know people who've worked on 3/4 of those shitty movies. I almost worked on one of those.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I thought people liked Cowboys and Aliens a little bit around here?

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Can't stop laughing. Chest Hurts.

    Send help.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Posting this again because HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Posting this again because HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM

    mama ho hohooh

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    following that av club link found me this

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/star-wars-fan-cuts-open-a-horse-and-crawls-inside,64510/

    pretty girl cuts open horse, takes off clothes, crawls inside, wraps herself in it like cuddly blanket

    link is sfw but contains secondary link to pictures which are

    not so much

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    Siberian Bear-hunting armor/ me when outside and attempting to socialize

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Guys I have to animate a raccoon

    I have never animated one before

    Help me get some reference

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Ask @Flay

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Mensch girl how you doin

    Wanna rub up on that

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Guys I have to animate a raccoon

    I have never animated one before

    Help me get some reference

    I searched for "stupid racoon" on youtube and got this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t30CY18gt4

    so

    get crackin'!

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    if that lady had used his shower she totally would have had sex with him OR BETTER SHE WOULD HAVE LET HIM WATCH

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I uh


    I don't understand cold showers

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    if that lady had used his shower she totally would have had sex with him OR BETTER SHE WOULD HAVE LET HIM WATCH

    That is how ladies work, everyone knows that!

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    who just rocks up in a towel and asks to borrow someone's shower, anyway

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