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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    Macera wrote:
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    I think this guy'd say most vampires go pretty much wherever they want

    Maaaaan.

    Loved this guy.

    He is the best guy.

    God I want a new VTM game so badly.

    THAT'S IT, IF I WIN THE LOTTERY I'M FINANCING ONE, FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE.

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    with you on that one fyndir

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Rane are you trying to be that kid on the bus with the JTHM shirt who says "sweet zombie Jesus!" all the time

    ugh fuck no

    but they make jesus extremely handsome, you can't deny

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    with you on that one fyndir

    I think a few years back I actually typed up a big proposal and threw it at some forums, because god damn, why is no-one making this already?!

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    jesus has a lot of undead traits doesn't he

    man's greatest monster is also its savior

    and it don't hurt that he's a looker


    what seriously needs to happen is that churches need to stop making jesus sexy because that is not helping me at all

    Robocop will save us from this monster!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    Rane are you trying to be that kid on the bus with the JTHM shirt who says "sweet zombie Jesus!" all the time

    ugh fuck no

    but they make jesus extremely handsome, you can't deny

    well nobody wants to look at an ugly Jesus

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    If a vampire eats a Communion wafer will he explode?

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    If a vampire eats a Communion wafer will he explode?

    Not right away. I think he gets to say something witty first

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I like how it's arm band computer bomb thing says "love"

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    you'd think a predator would be a lot more muscly

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Nope, he's built like the geico gecko.

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    are you sure

    I've never actually SEEN the predator movies but I could have sworn he has muscles

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    This one is a lover, not a fighter.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I'd quite like to win the lottery

    nothing big, like 500,000, one million

    enough to put me on my feet

    also probably give a few forumers some well needed money

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    the universe owes me for this crappy abortion of an existence basically

    I expect my debt in monetary funds

    Indie Winter on
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    What if it gave you superpowers?

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I like the heart imprint on his head

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    jesus has a lot of undead traits doesn't he

    man's greatest monster is also its savior

    and it don't hurt that he's a looker


    what seriously needs to happen is that churches need to stop making jesus sexy because that is not helping me at all

    the major characteristic of all undead is a lack of a soul(also they died)

    jesus' soul returned to his bodey before the resurrection

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    His super power is being super rich.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    What if it gave you superpowers?

    yes please

    I would like mind control because that basically gives you everything else

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    What if it gave you superpowers?

    yes please

    I would like mind control because that basically gives you everything else

    ha, I like this

    'hey assholes, everybody pretend I have laser vision'

    'OH SHIT HE HAS LASER EYES RUUUUUN'

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    jesus has a lot of undead traits doesn't he

    man's greatest monster is also its savior

    and it don't hurt that he's a looker


    what seriously needs to happen is that churches need to stop making jesus sexy because that is not helping me at all

    the major characteristic of all undead is a lack of a soul(also they died)

    jesus' soul returned to his bodey before the resurrection

    vampires don't have souls?

    aw

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Raneados wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    jesus has a lot of undead traits doesn't he

    man's greatest monster is also its savior

    and it don't hurt that he's a looker


    what seriously needs to happen is that churches need to stop making jesus sexy because that is not helping me at all

    the major characteristic of all undead is a lack of a soul(also they died)

    jesus' soul returned to his bodey before the resurrection

    vampires don't have souls?

    aw

    vampires could get their souls back in Buffy.
    Also in regards to the entering without being invited, I like the view in Dresden files that you can physically ENTER a place, but you lose whatever magic/supernatural powers you have, regardless of vampire, wizard, faerie, etc based on the strength of the threshold. So like, seedy apartments? Not really much damage there. House with a big family/artificially enhanced, major deal.

    /rant.

    edit:they're/their/there

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Firematic. wrote:
    vampires could get their souls back in Buffy.

    Yeah all two of them that pulled it off

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Firematic. wrote:
    vampires could get their souls back in Buffy.

    Yeah all two of them that pulled it off

    That still counts as plural!

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha you guys

    There's someone claiming Justin Beiber is the father of their child.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Hahahaha you guys

    There's someone claiming Justin Beiber is the father of their child.

    yeah old news

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I'd rather be a werewolf than a vampire
    You only have to worry about turning into a monster like two or three days a month
    That's a better deal than you get just being born female

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Firematic. wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Firematic. wrote:
    vampires could get their souls back in Buffy.

    Yeah all two of them that pulled it off

    That still counts as plural!

    Yeah because they were basically prophesied to do it as part of the final battle against evil
    It's not like any bum-ass vampire can go out and get a soul

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    I'd rather be a werewolf than a vampire
    You only have to worry about turning into a monster like two or three days a month
    That's a better deal than you get just being born female

    fleas

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hey here's a good one

    The moon doesn't emit light

    the light that comes from the moon is reflected from the sun

    "moonlight" and "sunlight" are the same thing

    Vampires should burn in moonlight

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    BusterK wrote:
    I'd rather be a werewolf than a vampire
    You only have to worry about turning into a monster like two or three days a month
    That's a better deal than you get just being born female

    fleas
    Still just for like three days
    And you don't even remember it
    You just have to find a place to contain yourself for a couple days


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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Hey here's a good one

    The moon doesn't emit light

    the light that comes from the moon is reflected from the sun

    "moonlight" and "sunlight" are the same thing

    Vampires should burn in moonlight

    Look Pipe I don't know where you get your "facts"

    But the moon and sun both emit light as they orbit around the earth.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    #pipe wrote:
    Hey here's a good one

    The moon doesn't emit light

    the light that comes from the moon is reflected from the sun

    "moonlight" and "sunlight" are the same thing

    Vampires should burn in moonlight

    I think it's just a matter of there not being enough sunlight
    Like how you can't get a sunburn in the night time

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Hey here's a good one

    The moon doesn't emit light

    the light that comes from the moon is reflected from the sun

    "moonlight" and "sunlight" are the same thing

    Vampires should burn in moonlight

    maybe it's mildly irritating but not intense enough to actually do harm

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    man I just watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    what kind of title is that anyway

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