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World War Hulk Thread: Don't Be Fucking Ninnies

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys, what about the other big Marvel event this summer?

    I am talking about, of course, Transformers/New Avengers.

    I was hoping it would have the new New Avengers, if only because I want to see Dr. Strange fuck up some Decepticons.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys, what about the other big Marvel event this summer?

    I am talking about, of course, Transformers/New Avengers.
    So awesome.
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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys, what about the other big Marvel event this summer?

    I am talking about, of course, Transformers/New Avengers.
    So awesome.
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shit.

    If World War Hulk gets its own Jet Jaguar it may just be the raddest thing ever.

    YES

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Guys, what about the other big Marvel event this summer?

    I am talking about, of course, Transformers/New Avengers.
    So awesome.
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    I think a lot of fans would geek out if they have Cap say Prime's original tech-specs quote. You know, "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yet he gets his bones broken by one of Sentry's villains like he's nothing then Sentry beat that guy.
    It doesn't fit, as that puts Sentry WAY above anything but the heavy cosmic hitters, as even the likes of the Surfer can't "easily" beat the Hulk, even if they can dispose of him or send him away easy enough.
    I haven't the book nearby to check, but didn't Sentry run from the Negative Zone crying like a baby when that happened, rather than defeating him?

    And given that the villain in question is The Void, Sentry has a bit of an advantage over others by virtue of being part of the same person the Void is an aspect of.

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  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I haven't the book nearby to check, but didn't Sentry run from the Negative Zone crying like a baby when that happened, rather than defeating him?

    And given that the villain in question is The Void, Sentry has a bit of an advantage over others by virtue of being part of the same person the Void is an aspect of.


    True in one sense (the void/sentry connection), but I think Sentry threw him into a sun if I remember correctly.

    However, the Hulk also fought the Maestro, who was more powerfull than the hulk and was able to defeat the hulk in a fight, but not without some effort.

    By all accounts the Hulk was outmatched by this future warped version of himself (it was stronger, more experienced, and more cunning), but the Maestro still had to put a pretty good amount of effort into beating the hulk... in the end the hulk layed a trap for his future self.

    I see the void/sentry thing on the same level as this. Which means even if they were still on the same power level, that means the sentry would be able to break the hulks bones fairly easily... which makes the hulk pretty much harmless to the sentry unless you spend a good while before they ever fight letting the hulk get mad as hell.

    How does the hulk from the start of WWH match up against the sentry now? Will have to see.

    Maybe this is their way of "revamping" the hulk to be on top of the physical strength ladder again, but it still leaves the sentry in an odd place. He should be off world handling cosmic issues with the heralds of Galactus and the like, not dealing with petty Earth villains.

    At least the Hulk is generally a reluctant good guy at best, and a misunderstood villain at worst.
    He may be the most physically strong creature around if he gets mad, but he usually doesn't initiate trouble, and in general isn't actively out to destroy things... which is why he can get away with being on Earth.

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  • JCMJCM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Its just a matter of making the Hulk "not happy"

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    it still leaves the sentry in an odd place. He should be off world handling cosmic issues with the heralds of Galactus and the like, not dealing with petty Earth villains.
    I agree; for example, Sentry's impact on the Civil War was negligible at best, given that the writers had to leave him out of it for a long time. He would have been much better suited to Annihilation instead.
    At least the Hulk is generally a reluctant good guy at best, and a misunderstood villain at worst.
    He may be the most physically strong creature around if he gets mad, but he usually doesn't initiate trouble, and in general isn't actively out to destroy things... which is why he can get away with being on Earth.
    That's true; if he's left alone, he generally doesn't cause too much trouble.

    I'll also be interested to see what side they place Sentry on, whether for or against Hulk.

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  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'd rather see the Sentry either stay out of it completely, or get calle daway to someplace else before any of it happens.

    If he gets involved with the Hulk in any way they have to answer why he isn't a calming influence on the Hulk anymore in addition to any potential questions on who is stronger.

    He's a character like Dr Strange is, he is too powerfull to be used in any story involving "normal" characters in more than a peripherary capacity.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Maybe Hulk just makes a Sentry-sized distraction?

    Like, flinging an asteroid at Earth or getting Galactus to eat the sun or something?

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Here's an interesting interview with Greg Pak on Planet Hulk. There's a little bit of WWH talk in there that might give some insight into what's about to go down. One thing he said, in particular is that Hulk absorbed a lot of radiation from that explosion, thus:
    Greg Pak wrote:
    When he hits the planet for World War Hulk, he’ll be angrier and stronger than the Marvel heroes have ever seen him.

    :^::^::^::^::^:

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I personally don't want Sentry involved...UNLESS:

    Sentry and Hulk get one or two entire comic books worth of fight time, with Hulk the winner and Sentry finding himself not as insanely powerful as he keeps saying he is.

    That being said wwtMask brings up a great point: Hulk will be back with more rage and more strength then ever before. If that is true then I could see Hulk beating Sentry, thousands of stars powerful be fucking damned.

    My secret wish
    That Hulk crushes Sentry's skull right off the bat, thus ending one very stupid character and causing the mother of "OH SHITS!" moments ever recorded in comic book history

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  • AAAAAARGGGHHHHAAAAAARGGGHHHH Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Does the Hulk care about Betty anymore?

    Is Betty even around anymore?

    Deadsy.

    She got better.

    I think she's been dead for a long time now.

    Oddly enough, my rommate found some old crappy comics at a garage sale. And the one where betty dies is one of them. I think she died of radiation posioning from too much exposure to Bruce.

    That's the best way that could have possibly ended.

    Betty gets poisoned by the Abomination while resting in the hospital, and eventually "dies" from radiation poisoning. I put "dies" in quotes since its later revealed she didn't actually buy the farm, but just fell into a coma and is subsequently cured by some secret organization and given a face-lift to hide her identity since everyone thinks she's dead. It's all part of a crazy storyline involving Bruce sleeping with the Abomination's wife, an evil super-villain known only as Mr. Lips, Betty knocking boots with Doc Samson and scantily-clad hot chicks doing sexy dances to calm the Hulk.

    Later, its revealed to all possibly be a dream created by Nightmare to perhaps fuck with the Ol' Hulkster, maybe.

    So, yeah...

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    *snicker*

    Best line in WWH #1, in reference to Black Bolt:
    Brood - 'Blag Bult?' In my language, it means 'She who urinates uncontrollably.' Why would such a one concern us?

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  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, I didn't want to get into the whole "maybe Betty isn't really dead" thing... since as far as the Hulk/Banner are concerned, she's dead.

    Dead or not dead, it is all the same until some writer wants to bring her back to life and use her in a story...

    Maybe it was a dream, maybe she was dead and back to life, maybe she wasn't really dead and cured, maybe it was a clone/twin/alien/robot/whatever.

    Until they feel like pulling her out of their back pockets again for use in the books, I just classify her as "dead".

    Sad too, she was one of the most compelling aspects of his stories... but bringing her back now would feel so... I don't know, lame. How would she justify being alive and knowing who she was without going to him. How would it be worked out if she was mind controlled, under a spell, whatever and never used against him in all this time.

    Maybe they will bring her into the spotlight again in a good way, but it will be hard to do without coming off as lame.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
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    Minor spoilers for Incredible Hulk 106.


    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the awesome.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Are they... are they staging a Champions reunion?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Are they... are they staging a Champions reunion?
    They're helping out Cho, basically confirming that they and possibly the rest of the Champions are on Hulk's side.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The old Champions, not the new Champions. Also, screw Cho, they're helping the Hulk.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, Hulk #106 and WWH Prologue were outstanding. Amadeus Cho is still cool and I'm back in love with Shulkie. :^:

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  • AAAAAARGGGHHHHAAAAAARGGGHHHH Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, I didn't want to get into the whole "maybe Betty isn't really dead" thing... since as far as the Hulk/Banner are concerned, she's dead.

    Dead or not dead, it is all the same until some writer wants to bring her back to life and use her in a story...

    Maybe it was a dream, maybe she was dead and back to life, maybe she wasn't really dead and cured, maybe it was a clone/twin/alien/robot/whatever.

    Until they feel like pulling her out of their back pockets again for use in the books, I just classify her as "dead".

    Sad too, she was one of the most compelling aspects of his stories... but bringing her back now would feel so... I don't know, lame. How would she justify being alive and knowing who she was without going to him. How would it be worked out if she was mind controlled, under a spell, whatever and never used against him in all this time.

    Maybe they will bring her into the spotlight again in a good way, but it will be hard to do without coming off as lame.

    Yeah I hear ya man, I just brought it up because of the sheer ridiculousness.

    We'll just say she's dead and slap anybody who says otherwise.

    Wait, does that mean I have to slap myself?

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  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    edited May 2007

    Wait, does that mean I have to slap myself?

    Yes, yes I'm afraid it does.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Are they... are they staging a Champions reunion?
    They're helping out Cho, basically confirming that they and possibly the rest of the Champions are on Hulk's side.
    I'm not entirely sure that's true, based on the last page of that.

    Remember, as smart as Cho is, Reed is still a ways ahead of him. Plus, he doesn't have that whole "if I think really hard I get tired" thing going on

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ahhh.... so now the Ghost Rider tie-in makes sense...

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Are they... are they staging a Champions reunion?
    They're helping out Cho, basically confirming that they and possibly the rest of the Champions are on Hulk's side.
    I'm not entirely sure that's true, based on the last page of that.

    Remember, as smart as Cho is, Reed is still a ways ahead of him. Plus, he doesn't have that whole "if I think really hard I get tired" thing going on
    I took that as Reed's little spybots had gotten the image and he was aware that Hulk has allies, I'd think that Herc would definitly side with Hulk, dunno about Angel though.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hope Herc smashes Cho in the face.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man

    Angel actually has something to do now?

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  • SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I hope Herc smashes Reed and Ironman in their faces.

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  • QonasQonas Detroit, MIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I hope Herc smashes Reed and Ironman in their faces while Namor stands back, pointing and laughing.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That being said wwtMask brings up a great point: Hulk will be back with more rage and more strength then ever before. If that is true then I could see Hulk beating Sentry, thousands of stars powerful be fucking damned.
    I'm not even sure at this point that Sentry would fight Hulk; given my fairly obvious mancrush on him, you can be sure I wouldn't be rooting for your outcome. And it's still a million exploding suns, Ultron doesn't get everything right.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wildcat wrote: »
    That being said wwtMask brings up a great point: Hulk will be back with more rage and more strength then ever before. If that is true then I could see Hulk beating Sentry, thousands of stars powerful be fucking damned.
    I'm not even sure at this point that Sentry would fight Hulk; given my fairly obvious mancrush on him, you can be sure I wouldn't be rooting for your outcome. And it's still a million exploding suns, Ultron doesn't get everything right.

    It's poetic license, not an accurate description of his power base.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Qonas wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I hope Herc smashes Reed and Ironman in their faces while Namor stands back, Selling shirts declaring that he was right.

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  • JCMJCM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Qonas wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I hope Herc smashes Reed and Ironman in their faces while Namor stands back, selling shirts declaring that he was right, while Charles Xavier uses his now-working legs to run a paltry 10 meters before getting stomped on.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote:
    I hope Herc smashes Cho in the face.

    Fencingsax, why do you keep saying things that make me hate you? Because I don't want to hate you, but you keep saying these awful things.

    God, I'm probably the only person that thinks Cho needs an ongoing or a miniseries. With Takeshi Miyazawa on the art.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    JCM wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Qonas wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I hope Herc smashes Reed and Ironman in their faces while Namor stands back, selling shirts declaring that he was right, while Charles Xavier uses his now-working legs to run a paltry 10 meters before getting stomped on.

    That's not what I said, and he can walk now.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Was Xavier even around for the Illuminati Hulk vote? I can't remember offhand.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No, he wasn't. Xavier was absent and Namor was against, so Bolt, Strange, Tony, and Reed are the main targets.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    No, he wasn't. Xavier was absent and Namor was against, so Bolt, Strange, Tony, and Reed are the main targets.

    As if Hulk is going to be rational about this.

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