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World War Hulk Thread: Don't Be Fucking Ninnies

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Sentry, you're absolutely right. It has been way too long since we've had a "hate on BP/Hudlin" thread derail. It's like you guys don't even care any more. :(

    I've been busy.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Sentry, you're absolutely right. It has been way too long since we've had a "hate on BP/Hudlin" thread derail. It's like you guys don't even care any more. :(

    I've been busy.

    Not too busy to discuss the CIVIL WAR.

    What's happened with us, matt? We used to argue bitterly about BP and Hudlin. Now I'm agreeing with and defending you in the CW thread. Is this really what we've come to now? Civil discourse? Why can't things be the way they used to be?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Question - how does Hulk know exactly who sent him into space?

    I read the Illuminati where they did it, but I can't recall and haven't been following until now.

    Hulk was asked to destroy a threat by SHIELD that was out in space. Banner/HUlk see this as a chance to do something good, maybe help his image out some so agrees. He gets launched into space, finds out that Fury lied about the thing he was sent to destroy (it was a rogue SHIELD project).

    Hulk is pissed, but destroys the thing anyways. He gets in the shuttle to go home and gets sent on a one way ticket to another world when the Illuminati "grace" him with their pre recorded video trying to justify their actions.

    It's not all that clear actually on if Fury/SHIELD was involved to start with, or if the Illuminati found out about the mission in space and acted quickly to seize the opportunity... I don't know if that was ever explained.
    The whole deal seems a bit too involved for SHIELD not to be involved in some way.

    It was a Fury LMD that Banner/Hulk had talked to. The real Fury had been underground at that time, but Banner never knew that.

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not trying to derail with BP hate, but using it as an example. It sounds cool, but its kinda along the lines of having Wolverine do a fastball special to take out Galactus's eyes, which for some reason are now his weak spot.

    In a nutshell? Its a lame attempt by a write to show how "uber" X charecter is.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't wait until some villian decides to turn BP white, and suddenly T'Challa becomes Thomas and none of his powers work anymore!


    In the end, he ends up working at Taco Bell with JLo

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ringo wrote: »
    I can't wait until some villian decides to turn BP white, and suddenly T'Challa becomes Thomas and none of his powers work anymore!


    In the end, he ends up working at Taco Bell with JLo

    Who he insists is a mexican, and they all look the same, because he's so damn racist.


    Hudlin will still be writing it, if you can't tell.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ringo wrote: »
    I can't wait until some villian decides to turn BP white, and suddenly T'Challa becomes Thomas and none of his powers work anymore!


    In the end, he ends up working at Taco Bell with JLo

    Who he insists is a mexican, and they all look the same, because he's so damn racist.


    Hudlin will still be writing it, if you can't tell.

    Yes! I knew I could count on you, Muffin Man. :^:
    :v::v::v::v::v:

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Oh wait, back on topic.


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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Sentry, you're absolutely right. It has been way too long since we've had a "hate on BP/Hudlin" thread derail. It's like you guys don't even care any more. :(

    I've been busy.

    Not too busy to discuss the CIVIL WAR.

    What's happened with us, matt? We used to argue bitterly about BP and Hudlin. Now I'm agreeing with and defending you in the CW thread. Is this really what we've come to now? Civil discourse? Why can't things be the way they used to be?

    It is tragic that such powerful disagreement can evolve (devolve?) into calm, mature discussion. Ah, well.

    Frankly, I'm actually kind of fascinated to see what BP does in FF after having apparently left his wife and partners in the middle of space, about to be annihilated. It's only my strong, strong dislike of the character Gravity (and his new status) that worries me.

    The whole 'holding Silver Surfer in an armlock' thing...I didn't think I even needed to comment on it.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not trying to derail with BP hate, but using it as an example. It sounds cool, but its kinda along the lines of having Wolverine do a fastball special to take out Galactus's eyes, which for some reason are now his weak spot.

    In a nutshell? Its a lame attempt by a write to show how "uber" X charecter is.

    Well, there's a real simple problem when writers do that: Galactus doesn't really have eyes, any more than he's really a guy in a purple suit. As has been discussed quite a bit, Galactus is an aspect of the universe, perceived differently by each species as the embodiment of the Devourer of Worlds.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Quoted because this is fucking awesome.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    I can't wait until some villian decides to turn BP white, and suddenly T'Challa becomes Thomas and none of his powers work anymore!


    In the end, he ends up working at Taco Bell with JLo

    Who he insists is a mexican, and they all look the same, because he's so damn racist.


    Hudlin will still be writing it, if you can't tell.

    Yes! I knew I could count on you, Muffin Man. :^:
    :v::v::v::v::v:

    I'm scared, Mask...I feel myself hating you less and less lately.

    I...I think we need therapy.

    "He just doesn't argue with me anymore!"
    "Maybe he just stopped caring what you think about Reggie Hudlin?"
    "Or maybe I'm just tired of having to initiate it! Can't you just ONCE come to ME and tell me Black Panther sucks first? Do I always have to spout on about?"
    "I...I had no idea..."
    "*Sobbing*Well now you do!"
    "...Mask?"
    "What..."
    "I...I think Hudlin is a racist hack."
    "*Smiling*R-Really...?"
    "Yes. I think he should only be allowed to use D-List characters so no one cares if the Blob is suddenly a racist douche."
    "*Sniffle*You're such a dick, Muffin Man."
    "I know Mask. You're a dick too."

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Heh, that made my day. :D

    But yeah, it's not that I'm not ready and willing to defend BP/Hudlin, it's that I'm seeing fewer incidences of stupid comments about them. Even when I do see stupid comments, they're usually things I can sarcastically comment on and dismiss. There's no need to have a two page shoutfest every time.

    Anyway, WWH:

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    This image brings a tear to mine eye. A tear of pure JOY.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh shit guys, a preview of Hulk #107:
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    This just in: Amadeus Cho has no fucking clue what he's getting himself into.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Oh shit guys, a preview of Hulk #107:


    This just in: Amadeus Cho has no fucking clue what he's getting himself into.

    I, for one, am simply shocked.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Oh shit guys, a preview of Hulk #107:


    This just in: Amadeus Cho has no fucking clue what he's getting himself into.

    I, for one, am simply shocked.

    He seems so smart and well-adjusted... I figured only good things would happen to him.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Anyway, WWH:
    WWH-FL_6.jpg

    This image brings a tear to mine eye. A tear of pure JOY.

    I love how, even though he knows they are both going to die, Ben Urich uses his last moments to try and put Sally Floyd in a chokehold.

    "YOU KILLED US! YOU STUPID BITCH YOU KILLED US!"

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  • Snake GandhiSnake Gandhi Des Moines, IARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Heh, that made my day. :D

    But yeah, it's not that I'm not ready and willing to defend BP/Hudlin, it's that I'm seeing fewer incidences of stupid comments about them. Even when I do see stupid comments, they're usually things I can sarcastically comment on and dismiss. There's no need to have a two page shoutfest every time.

    Anyway, WWH:
    WWH-FL_6.jpg

    This image brings a tear to mine eye. A tear of pure JOY.

    I think the caption should read "Where's you MySpace now!"

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SALLY NOT ADD HULK! SALLY DIE!

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sally wanted to send a nasty message to Ben about Hulk, but accidentally made it a bulletin. Oooooh!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That dude has to be the worst fucking cover artist ever, Sally's smashing aside.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    That dude has to be the worst fucking cover artist ever, Sally's smashing aside.

    I couldn't agree with you more.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh God. Everyone close your eyes.
    Matt, hi5!

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I couldn't agree more about the horrible cover art ( I think someone brought it up a few weeks back, probably me ;) )

    Oh, and Cho approaching the Hulk like that? I'm sure it's all part of some uber smart scheme that will work in Cho's favor but a little part of me hopes he gets squashed.

    And his little dog to!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's not a dog, it's a coyote, fuck.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Look at my icon...

    That is the face of a guy who doesn't give a fuck if it's a dog or coyote.

    In fact I think less of the Cho character now knowing that it's a coyote instead of a dog.

    You're plan has failed your highness, I am a jedi like my father befor... *ehem* so yeah him having a coyote is fucking stupid.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    But see, since it's a coyote,

    You know Cho don't play by anyone's rules.

    He's a loner, Paws - a rebel.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I see what you're saying, and I like what you're putting down, but I just can't stop thinking "Wile.E Coyote" and it ruins the image!

    *Secretly wants his own pet Wile.E C... fuck! Coyote*

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think the caption should read "Where's you MySpace now!"

    Someone on another board made something like that already.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I preferred the "Interview" one.

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  • CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    As someone who doesn't hate Cho, I still have to say this turn of events pleases me. Not as much as the Frontline cover, though.

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Charmy wrote: »
    As someone who doesn't hate Cho, I still have to say this turn of events pleases me. Not as much as the Frontline cover, though.

    Everybody hates Sally. Fuck you, Frontline. You'd better fucking redeem her during WWH, damn it.

    I like Cho, because although they've portrayed him thus far as kind've a smug little prick, he's also an ignorant smug little prick (at least, when it comes to the Hulk). Once the war kicks into high gear, he's going to have to make some very hard choices about whether or not he still wants to be part of Hulk's rampage parade, and I think we might see him develop into an interesting character because of it.

    And Mastermind Excello is a cool name too.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Charmy wrote: »
    As someone who doesn't hate Cho, I still have to say this turn of events pleases me. Not as much as the Frontline cover, though.

    Everybody hates Sally. Fuck you, Frontline. You'd better fucking redeem her during WWH, damn it.

    I like Cho, because although they've portrayed him thus far as kind've a smug little prick, he's also an ignorant smug little prick (at least, when it comes to the Hulk). Once the war kicks into high gear, he's going to have to make some very hard choices about whether or not he still wants to be part of Hulk's rampage parade, and I think we might see him develop into an interesting character because of it.

    And Mastermind Excello is a cool name too.

    I wanna see Cho stand up to the Hulk during a rampage.
    "I can stop him! I can stop him! I can stop him! *Truck comes flying at Cho. Spidey grabs him and swings off*"
    "Leave stopping the Hulk to the guys who can punch harder than my aunt, okay kid?"

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Does his name mean XLO?

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I preferred the "Interview" one.

    Come to think of it, so do I.
    I think the caption should read "Where's you MySpace now!"

    I linked the wrong poster. This is the one you want.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guys I have no idea why I'm posting in here, but my Star Wars sense was going off.

    Did anyone quote something?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End: These aren't the droids you're looking for, move along. *Various silly hand gestures*

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Guys I have no idea why I'm posting in here, but my Star Wars sense was going off.

    Did anyone quote something?

    We're talking about smashing precocious, annoying little kids. That might have set it off.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I preferred the "Interview" one.

    Come to think of it, so do I.
    I think the caption should read "Where's you MySpace now!"

    I linked the wrong poster. This is the one you want.

    That is a thing of beauty. Too bad Jenkins won't really let Hulk smash his favorite stupid bitch.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RPGNet does have its uses. Otherwise I wouldn't have made 300 posters in the same vein as those (only for, you know, RPGs) since last June.

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