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World War Hulk Thread: Don't Be Fucking Ninnies

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MORPHEUS wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I don't care because it's Micheal Turner.


    Sorry for derailing the thread, but I have to know, why does everyone here hate Michael Turner?

    He's an overrated artist who has a horrible idea about what human anatomy is and who hasn't drawn an actual comic book issue for years. He's basically lived off of doing variant covers.

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  • valiancevaliance Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    MORPHEUS wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I don't care because it's Micheal Turner.


    Sorry for derailing the thread, but I have to know, why does everyone here hate Michael Turner?

    He's an overrated artist who has a horrible idea about what human anatomy is and who hasn't drawn an actual comic book issue for years. He's basically lived off of doing variant covers.

    To be fair his men tend to much better than his women, who have no internal organs, by and large. This drawing is one of his less atrocious, because Hulk is gigantic in the foreground (and doesn't need to look like normal human anatomy so Turner's mistakes can pass for skill) and we can't see the terrible anatomy mistakes in detail since all the women in the back are much too small.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Surprisingly, this Turner cover is okay. Usually they're riddled with terrible anatomical horrors.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Synthetic Orange, that sig is fantastic :) I cracked up at the end.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Surprisingly, this Turner cover is okay. Usually they're riddled with terrible anatomical horrors.
    And he has wisely decided to draw as few feet as he can get away with (i.e. one of Spidey's).

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WWH: X-Men #1 Preview from Newsarama.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WWH: X-Men #1 Preview from Newsarama.

    Huh. Looks like the X-kids hold their own. Or don't get smooshed right away.

    Mind you, after the year they've had it's not surprising they're pretty tough!

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WWH: X-Men #1 Preview from Newsarama.

    I like Beast's desktop.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    New girlfriend, perhaps?

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They're going to get a 3-part miniseries out of finding out what Xavier would have done? Really?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't think it's so much what he would have done, but what his position is in the "war". If he would have sent him into space, he's on the hulk's hit list and therefore the x-men will fight him, if it's the other way around they might go neutral again, or actually fight the other members.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They are going to get 3 issues out of Hulk fighting the X-Men, which is perfectly fine if you like that sort of thing.

    I'm inclined to try at least the first issue because the art is nice and clean and due to Beast's involvement.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    New girlfriend, perhaps?
    It's the Blob.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    New girlfriend, perhaps?
    It's the Blob.

    Man, what!?

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    New girlfriend, perhaps?
    It's the Blob.

    Man, what!?

    LOLOL TEH YIFF!11!

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Godamnit.
    Armor isn't in the page where the Astonishing team shows up. Fuck you Cassandra Nova!

    Also I think the Astonishing team has more of a chance of stopping Hulk than anyone else short of Dr. Strange.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    New girlfriend, perhaps?
    It's the Blob.

    Man, what!?

    LOLOL TEH YIFF!11!

    I'm talking about when Blob posed as a supermodel and almost destroyed the Ultimate X-men, because Beast thought he met a supermodel on the internet that was into blue mutant super geniuses. I think it was the world tour arc. But Hulk wasn't there, so I won't bring it up anymore.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's either the most awful thing ever in an X-book... or the greatest.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's either the most awful thing ever in an X-book... or the greatest.

    It was the greatest mostly because it lead to Jean trapping a depowered Magneto inside a teke bubble with Beast which is on my favorite Beast moments ever.

    Edit: ITT World War BEAST

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    Christos Gage is a pretty damn solid writer, so I think I'll pick up World War Hulk: X-Men

    He did the Captain America/Iron Man one shot for Civil War, and that was easily one of the best tie-ins.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have a feeling we're going to see 616 Wolvie get torn in half this time.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have a feeling we're going to see 616 Wolvie get torn in half this time.

    And then regenerate into MULTIPLE WOLVERINES. Because that nuke incident just wasn't enough.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    I have a feeling we're going to see 616 Wolvie get torn in half this time.

    And then regenerate into MULTIPLE WOLVERINES. Because that nuke incident just wasn't enough.

    Loborine?

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  • DharmaBumDharmaBum Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So when is the Planet Hulk TPB comming out? Is there a date for it?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DharmaBum wrote: »
    So when is the Planet Hulk TPB comming out? Is there a date for it?

    June somethingth.

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  • sowasred2012sowasred2012 Registered User new member
    edited June 2007
    This cover seems a little misleading; why's She-Hulk apparently fighting him? And Spidey risks being called a hypocrite if this cover bears any relevance to his stance regarding the issue of Hulk's return: he's in the black suit and going all psycho-vigilante because someone shot and may or may not have killed his aunt, Hulk is going bananas because a bunch of people DID kill his wife and unborn child.

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  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Spidey's probably just trying to keep the Hulk from ripping Dr. Strange in half.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This cover seems a little misleading; why's She-Hulk apparently fighting him? And Spidey risks being called a hypocrite if this cover bears any relevance to his stance regarding the issue of Hulk's return: he's in the black suit and going all psycho-vigilante because someone shot and may or may not have killed his aunt, Hulk is going bananas because a bunch of people DID kill his wife and unborn child.

    Level of collateral damage. Spidey goes crazy and we're talking a couple of people dieing before he gets taken down. Hulk goes crazy and we're talking about millions of Geography textbooks becoming out of date. We're talking about someone pissed enough to literally punch Iron man into the ground so hard as to make a trench connecting the Atlantic ocean to the Pacific. The Hulk's not exactly going to just give them a wedgie and say "We're even."

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So is Hulk endangering innocent lives, then?

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  • blackranger3dblackranger3d Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hulk is endangering innocent continents.

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  • sowasred2012sowasred2012 Registered User new member
    edited June 2007
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Level of collateral damage. Spidey goes crazy and we're talking a couple of people dieing before he gets taken down. Hulk goes crazy and we're talking about millions of Geography textbooks becoming out of date. We're talking about someone pissed enough to literally punch Iron man into the ground so hard as to make a trench connecting the Atlantic ocean to the Pacific. The Hulk's not exactly going to just give them a wedgie and say "We're even."
    True, but still, Spidey opposing Hulk makes him a hypocrite, relatively speaking they're on exactly the same warpath. Hulk's just bigger, stronger, angrier and short a couple loved ones. Maybe seeing Hulk do this is what snaps Spidey out of his revenge trip.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WWH: X-Men #1 Preview from Newsarama.

    I like how one of the pages is a big fight scene between the New X-men and Hulk

    And then at the bottom is Beast giving Elixer a piggyback ride

    Hilarious

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    God, Cyclops looks like a deep sea diver.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WWH: X-Men #1 Preview from Newsarama.

    I like how one of the pages is a big fight scene between the New X-men and Hulk

    And then at the bottom is Beast giving Elixer a piggyback ride

    Hilarious

    No reason not to have some fun while you're fighting for your life.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    There's a pretty long preview of WWH #1 on Newsarama. It also includes a new, updated checklist for the event. Of note is that WWH: Young Avengers was axed, the Heroes for Hire crossover was extended to issue #15, and Punisher War Journal #12 was added to the event.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Other than to see Hulk smash the shit out of tons of heroes, what is the real purpose of some of these crossovers? What the heck could Frank do the Hulk?

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Other than to see Hulk smash the shit out of tons of heroes, what is the real purpose of some of these crossovers? What the heck could Frank do the Hulk?

    Ten bucks says there's a close-up of Frank's eyes as he refers to what Hulk is doing to Iron Man as "punishment".

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I could see Frank helping put Banner at peace with what the fuck is going on if he has some qualms.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, Stark and Richards are getting what they want. Hulk is giving them a reason why all this bullshit is necessary.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Do you suppose this was part of the plan all along?

    I was afraid of something like Hulk's vendetta being a justification for registration. If Marvel is going to be into showing more real-life-esque results of super-battles, then there does need to be a defense network of some sort. I do not know if registration/conscription of every "super" is the answer...

    I still think Civil War/the Initiative and so on could have really worked within the context of the Ultimate reality. Real-life-esque results was a big part of that from the beginning. Here, in the regular MU, it honestly feels more like a fad to me. I mean we have decades (of our time) of super-battles happening in the MU without the need for a police state, or civilians getting massacred... Sure, Spider-man web-catches some falling bricks once in a while, or whatever, but do we really need this Ultimatization of the regular MU?

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