The Virgin Mary on a goddamned Cocoa Pebble

EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Apparently, someone from my neighborhood is selling a cocoa pebble that he claims has the face of the Virgin Mary on it on e-bay.

WNBC has deemed this shit newsworthy.
Cocoa Pebbles may not be the healthiest cereal, but it could be divine, according to an eBay seller from New Jersey.

The seller says he was sitting down to breakfast Thursday morning when he saw the Virgin Mary's face staring back at him.

"This morning (2/22/07) while I was about to eat breakfast I noticed a rather bigger piece of Cocoa Pebble, so I picked it up and examined it and almost fell over!" read the eBay post. "There in the piece of Cocoa Pebble was the face of the Virgin Mary."

The seller says after making his discovery, he decided to share it with the rest of the world.

"Upon trembling I took a couple of pictures and have decided to put it up on ebay (sic). The face is on the top left side of the cocoa pebble," read the post.

For $20,000, a buyer can end bidding and take home the allegedly holy piece of cereal. Bidding starts at one penny.

The eBay post says the seller is from the town of Wanaque.

I am not going to link to the auction, as that may be misconstrued or something.

I want to find whoever this is and punch them in the vagina. The worst part is I probably at least know who it is in passing.

What the fuck is wrong with my town.

Ein on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course, anything resembling the Virgin Mary is invariably auctioned off on the internet.

    Bearcat on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Listen

    Mary goes wherever the hell she wants. Don't you chain her down.

    Meissnerd on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ok I live in New Mexico where crap like this happens daily
    I see them in wood, in the asfault, in whatever that was for dinner it's quite annoying
    the fact he has a diagram is sad and distrubing

    Brainleech on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Of course, anything resembling the Virgin Mary is invariably auctioned off on the internet.


    It's not even close, though, if you look at the pictures.

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    What the fuck.

    This is either the dumbest thing I've ever seen or the most brilliant.

    Ein on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fuck, even with the outline I cant see that shit.

    Stupid people are awesome.

    Lardalish on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Mary gets around too much to be a virgin anymore

    Garlic Bread on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would have eaten it and absorbed the holy essence.

    Meissnerd on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I will be auctioning off a semen-stained tissue in a day or so, because the stains resemble the virgin mary.

    Proceeds will go to further creation of other virgin mary tissues.

    Ein on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'll take a bowl full

    AHH! on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I will be auctioning off a semen-stained tissue in a day or so, because the stains resemble the virgin mary.

    Proceeds will go to further creation of other virgin mary tissues.

    This is a good idea.

    Lardalish on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Of course, anything resembling the Virgin Mary is invariably auctioned off on the internet.

    They don't make quality first posts like these anymore.

    Larlar on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    this is the most brilliant stoner in the fucking world.

    seriously.

    think about it.

    who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?

    Only stoners.

    Rankenphile on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey! Stop putting shit in the coffee!

    Critical on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Some day Im gonna release a line of sliced bread where each slice looks like the virgin mary. The only way you'll be able to buy it is auctions in your local grocrery market.

    Filler Inc. on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    this is the most brilliant stoner in the fucking world.

    seriously.

    think about it.

    who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?

    Only stoners.

    I eat fruity pebbles

    They are delicious

    Garlic Bread on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fuck.

    fuck fuck fuck.

    Filler Inc. on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    this is the most brilliant stoner in the fucking world.

    seriously.

    think about it.

    who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?

    Only stoners.

    I eat fruity pebbles

    They are delicious

    So do I.

    They are fantastic.

    But Cocoa Pebbles?

    That's mufuckin' stoner food, hombre.

    And this is one burnout lookin' to cash in on some breakfast.

    Rankenphile on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007

    Id actually buy that, no joke.

    I'd be able to eat her every day.

    Bearcat on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i thought this was going to be a snakes on a plane pardoy

    i was sorely let down

    potatoe on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    then why don't you buy it, mister internet tough guy!

    wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.

    Rankenphile on
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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »

    Id actually buy that, no joke.

    I'd be able to eat her every day.

    It'd be phenomenal to get something like that if it looked the same as my aunt-in-law's toaster. I could just switch them and wait for the phone call.

    Ein on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    then why don't you buy it, mister internet tough guy!

    wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.


    There's these things were you go and do stuff and get money for that I don't have.

    Bearcat on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    this is the most brilliant stoner in the fucking world.

    seriously.

    think about it.

    who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?

    Only stoners.

    I eat fruity pebbles

    They are delicious

    So do I.

    They are fantastic.

    But Cocoa Pebbles?

    That's mufuckin' stoner food, hombre.

    And this is one burnout lookin' to cash in on some breakfast.

    Should I start smoking pot

    my parents already think I do

    My dad said "don't smoke any blunts tonight" and I said "dad I don't do drugs" and he said, "You go to an art school, I'm not stupid."

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm thinking no

    Garlic Bread on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Buy a pack of zigzags leave them on the table and tell them theyre for artschool.

    Unless you want his view of you being a potsmoker to diminish.

    Filler Inc. on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    this is the most brilliant stoner in the fucking world.

    seriously.

    think about it.

    who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?

    Only stoners.

    I eat fruity pebbles

    They are delicious

    So do I.

    They are fantastic.

    But Cocoa Pebbles?

    That's mufuckin' stoner food, hombre.

    And this is one burnout lookin' to cash in on some breakfast.

    Should I start smoking pot

    my parents already think I do

    My dad said "don't smoke any blunts tonight" and I said "dad I don't do drugs" and he said, "You go to an art school, I'm not stupid."

    by that logic, you should also be smoking clove cigarettes and sucking cocks.

    so basically what I am saying is

    "Sup. :winky:"

    Rankenphile on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    holy fuck I just farted and it was hot and oh gosh it smells so bad

    Garlic Bread on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    holy fuck I just farted and it was hot and oh gosh it smells so bad
    Does the stain on your chair resemble the Virgin Mary?

    Ein on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    hahahahahahahahaha

    Rankenphile on
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did his fart smell like my dick?

    AHH! on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    man I'm not sitting here naked

    Garlic Bread on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    man I'm not sitting here naked

    what

    don't tell me I'm doing this wrong

    Ein on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    man I'm sitting here naked

    Your mouth says no, but your dicks say yes.

    Bearcat on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    holy fuck I just farted and it was hot and oh gosh it smells so bad
    Does the stain on your chair resemble the Virgin Mary?

    There was a guy here trying to get this STAINED UNDERWARE ordained as a holy relic

    it looked like something you would burn. You would place it on a stick toss it into the fire and run off it was that bad

    Brainleech on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It looks like a Cocoa Pebble...

    Jordyn on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CocoVirginMary.jpg

    Framling on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It looks like the Virgin Bozo.

    Jordyn on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    It looks like the Virgin Bozo.

    Victory

    Bearcat on
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