The Virgin Mary on a goddamned Cocoa Pebble
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Apparently, someone from my neighborhood is selling a cocoa pebble that he claims has the face of the Virgin Mary on it on e-bay.
WNBC has deemed this shit newsworthy.
I am not going to link to the auction, as that may be misconstrued or something.
I want to find whoever this is and punch them in the vagina. The worst part is I probably at least know who it is in passing.
What the fuck is wrong with my town.
WNBC has deemed this shit newsworthy.
Fucking news wrote:Cocoa Pebbles may not be the healthiest cereal, but it could be divine, according to an eBay seller from New Jersey.
The seller says he was sitting down to breakfast Thursday morning when he saw the Virgin Mary's face staring back at him.
"This morning (2/22/07) while I was about to eat breakfast I noticed a rather bigger piece of Cocoa Pebble, so I picked it up and examined it and almost fell over!" read the eBay post. "There in the piece of Cocoa Pebble was the face of the Virgin Mary."
The seller says after making his discovery, he decided to share it with the rest of the world.
"Upon trembling I took a couple of pictures and have decided to put it up on ebay (sic). The face is on the top left side of the cocoa pebble," read the post.
For $20,000, a buyer can end bidding and take home the allegedly holy piece of cereal. Bidding starts at one penny.
The eBay post says the seller is from the town of Wanaque.
I am not going to link to the auction, as that may be misconstrued or something.
I want to find whoever this is and punch them in the vagina. The worst part is I probably at least know who it is in passing.
What the fuck is wrong with my town.
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Mary goes wherever the hell she wants. Don't you chain her down.
I see them in wood, in the asfault, in whatever that was for dinner it's quite annoying
the fact he has a diagram is sad and distrubing
It's not even close, though, if you look at the pictures.
What the fuck.
This is either the dumbest thing I've ever seen or the most brilliant.
Stupid people are awesome.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Proceeds will go to further creation of other virgin mary tissues.
This is a good idea.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
They don't make quality first posts like these anymore.
seriously.
think about it.
who the hell eats Cocoa Pebbles and is old enough to have an eBay auction?
Only stoners.
I eat fruity pebbles
They are delicious
fuck fuck fuck.
So do I.
They are fantastic.
But Cocoa Pebbles?
That's mufuckin' stoner food, hombre.
And this is one burnout lookin' to cash in on some breakfast.
Id actually buy that, no joke.
I'd be able to eat her every day.
Mahahah+-ahahah
i was sorely let down
wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.
It'd be phenomenal to get something like that if it looked the same as my aunt-in-law's toaster. I could just switch them and wait for the phone call.
There's these things were you go and do stuff and get money for that I don't have.
Should I start smoking pot
my parents already think I do
My dad said "don't smoke any blunts tonight" and I said "dad I don't do drugs" and he said, "You go to an art school, I'm not stupid."
Unless you want his view of you being a potsmoker to diminish.
by that logic, you should also be smoking clove cigarettes and sucking cocks.
so basically what I am saying is
"Sup. :winky:"
what
don't tell me I'm doing this wrong
Your mouth says no, but your dicks say yes.
There was a guy here trying to get this STAINED UNDERWARE ordained as a holy relic
it looked like something you would burn. You would place it on a stick toss it into the fire and run off it was that bad
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