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The Homestar Runner Mini-[Phalla]

Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
edited November 2011 in Critical Failures
Welcome to Free Country, USA. It's a pleasant town, but also quite colorful. After all, it's home to such incredible characters as Bubs C. Stand, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and, of course, Homestar Runner. He's a terrific athlete!

Not all is peaceful in Free Country, USA. The future of the town is in danger, and the enemy hides amongst us.

This is a 20-person Mini-Phalla with very "vanilla" rules. The four classic roles are in effect. Vote each day to determine who you will kill. If all four Strong Badians are dead, the citizens of Free Country, USA win. If there are less "villagers" alive than Strong Badians, the Strong Badians are victorious. Votes are in red, retractions and sign-ups are in lime, and requests for information from me, your host, are in orange.

No anonymous communication, no sharing text from role PMs. Proboards are allowed, but I require access to keep an eye on them.

Come up to sign up, but don't throw up (throw down)!

The following people will be fighting for the future of Free Country, USA:

1. Bedlam
2. jdarksun - The Cheat was brought low by the village's keen moral insight.
3. Taya - Homestar Runner ate a double deuce.
4. SeGaTai
5. Kime - A Citizen of Free Country, USA is always evil.
6. JaysonFour - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was too good for his own good.
7. Capfalcon
8. Alegis - A Citizen of Free Country, USA got forked in the core.
9. Caulk Bite 6 - A Citizen of Free Country, USA learned a harsh lesson about data security.
10. Matev - Strong Sad is the victim of fratricide.
11. Cayrus - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was found dead with bruises in the shape of boxing gloves and laaaaarge hands.
12. Tayrun
13. Kuhlmeye - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was found dead with bruises in the shape of boxing gloves and laaaarge hands!
14. MrTLicious - The Tire has been porked out.
15. Langly - A Citizen of Free Country USA has danced his last shuffle.
16. Void Slayer - Coach Z lost weight with the Strong Mad Plan.
17. B:L - Bubs Concession Stand didn't have one.
18. Peccavi - A Citizen of Free Country, USA lived an exciting life of crime.
19. Ketbra - A Citizen of Free Country, USA really brought it on himself.
20. Cythral



Waitlist
1. The Anonymous
You are...

A Citizen of Free Country, USA
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You’re just one of the many fine and crazy folk that live in Free Country, USA. You’re probably like... a peasant or something.

Your home isn’t perfect, but it’s colorful and it’s free (when the King of Town isn’t going too crazy).

You win when all the Strong Badians are dead.

Silas Brown on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    EVERYBODY EVERYBODY!

  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    Cheat Commandos

    Probably battling evil

    Buy all our playsets and toys!

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Signup!, theres grudging to be done

    PSN SeGaTai
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Yes please

    "Silas Brown," are you some super-special host account, a changed name, or do I really just not know you?

    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I was previously ProfMoriarty, but had a handle change sometime after I started a break from Phalla activities.

  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    Sign up

    Why not?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Say it with me, everyone, licensed video Phalla games are never good.

    Capfalcon on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    HOMESTAWWWW WUNNNAHHHH

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    HOMESTAWWWW WUNNNAHHHH

    IS WUNNING! ALONG!

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    What have I told you about throwing lightswitch raves?

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Signup

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    A great opportunity to get back into Phallage.

    !Signup

    3DS: 5257-9337-8263
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    Message Delteeted!

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Great timing. I just died!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Are you fucking kidding me sign up

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    God I have roughly every single line of the hr site memorized

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Duhleeted
    Bahleeted
    Thecheeted

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    sign up!

    I have watched the source material.

    I do not understand the source material.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    THY DUNGEONMAN

    YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.
    Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

    What wouldst thou deau?
    > signup

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Signup

  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    > get ye scroll

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    When do we start and what time is vote close?

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    > get ye scroll

    Ye takes the SCROLL and reads of it. It doth say:

    BEWARE, READER OF YE SCROLL,
    B:L IS NEVER EVIL, AND BANDWAGONS AWAIT TO THE -

    The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!

    What wouldst thou deau?
    >

    B:L on
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    B:L wrote:
    Ye takes the SCROLL and reads of it. It doth say:

    BEWARE, READER OF YE SCROLL,
    B:L IS NEVER EVIL, AND BANDWAGONS AWAIT TO THE -

    The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!

    What wouldst thou deau?
    >

    >VOTE FOR B:L

    Capfalcon on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    > Get Ye Flask

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote:
    >VOTE FOR B:L

    Ye cannot vote the B:L. It is firmly bolted to a NEVER EVIL which is bolted to the rest of the phalla which is probably bolted to a vanillaforum. Never you mind.

    What wouldst thou deau?
    >

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    > Get Ye Flask

    Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.

    What wouldst thou deau?
    >

    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    B:L wrote:
    Capfalcon wrote:
    >VOTE FOR B:L

    Ye cannot vote the B:L. It is firmly bolted to a NEVER EVIL which is bolted to the rest of the phalla which is probably bolted to a vanillaforum. Never you mind.

    What wouldst thou deau?
    >

    >vote for kime

    Capfalcon on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Capfalcon wrote:
    >vote for kime

    A novel idea! You vote for kime and he falls to his death over the parapets. With this new knowledge of what parapets are, ye escapes from yon phalla in order to search for new phallas and to remain...

    THY DUNGEONMAN!!
    You hath won! Congraturation!!
    Your score was: 4

    B:L on
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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    Sign up sign up sign up

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    Steam Bnet:KetBra#1692 Yo Satan
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    > mafia kill B:L
    > take one month phalla break

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Signup!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    In like a boss

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Signups are closed. The Anonymous has been added to a waitlist and will replace the first player to fail to meet two consecutive votes.

    Narration and PMs will be up before 9 PM Pacific. Game will start when narration is up and PMs are out. Vote close will be 7 PM Pacific the following day.

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    yessssssssss

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    noooooooooooooo

  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    Notice to beware forum downtime! It's coming!

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    It's actually going to be coming around just before the game starts, if my calculations aren't faulty.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    THY DUNGEONMAN

    YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.
    Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

    What wouldst thou deau?
    > signup

    Please stop before Bethesda sues you. Your clearly infringing their intellectual property.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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