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One less scumdog in the world. Let us mourn his passing.

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited November 2011 in Social Entropy++
Cory Smoot, better known as Flattus Maximus, guitarist for the best goddamned metal band in the world, was found dead today in the middle of their tour as they prepared to cross the Canadian border.

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It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that the members of GWAR must announce the passing of their long time guitarist and beloved friend Cory Smoot, also known to thousands of metal fans worldwide as Flattus Maximus. Cory was found deceased this morning as the band prepared for a border crossing. There is no word as to the cause of death and the members of GWAR are completely shocked and devastated that this has occurred. At this point there is no word on arrangements and the disposition of the remainder of GWAR’s current North American tour, nor are there any details regarding long term plans. At this point we are just dealing with the loss of our dear friend and brother, one of the most talented guitar players in metal today. We ask that our fans and the media be respectful of our request for privacy for those that have suffered this terrible loss. A full statement will be coming in the next day or so, in the meantime please give your thoughts and your prayers to Cory, his family, and all the people that love him.

-Dave Brockie-

Gwar was one of my all-time favorite bands for years and years. When I was in high school I had a blue and gold cassette tape with Scumdogs of the Universe on one side and Dead Kennedys' Plastic Surgery Disasters on the other that I listened to pretty much every day.

This really, really sucks.

I was lucky enough to see Gwar live three times, once with Voodoo Glow Skulls and the Misfits, which was one of my favorite shows I ever saw. I always regretted having to miss seeing them whenever they came to town and I was unable to go.

Let us celebrate his life by sharing links of his legacy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBCpgEB8dc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlZQYZZtAHk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyZ3pgABwss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgo0_VuaT7o

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    This is terrible news.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Well, this certainly sucks.

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Never listened to GWAR.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Daaang

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Only ever saw them live once.

    It was a transcendent experience.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    aw, man. i only started loving them 'cause of you, but even a neophyte like me knows this sucks.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I never saw them live

    but man

    I love GWAR just based on their stage personas, they're super awesome

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    This sucks. I just started really getting into GWAR too.

    RIP Flattus Maximus.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    The things people will do to avoid going to Canada.

    This sucks though. Wasn't a big fan but all the same, my condolences to the family and friends.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Well

    I should put more GWAR on my iPhone then

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Damn.


    A lot of High School was GWAR for me.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    My first concert ever was Gwar. :(

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Beavis and Butthead are gonna be pissed.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I was just bouncing around the Gwar wiki pages.

    I love that the lady that played Slymenstra Hymen now has an interior/exterior design company called Wrapped in Comfort.

    mcp on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That sucks. I won't pretend I was a big fan of Gwar, but I respect what they do.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Smoot had only been with the band since like 2002, I think, so he's not in a lot of the "classic" Gwar stuff.

    But he was a lot of the balls on War Party and stuff since then. I'd post Bring Back the Bomb if I weren't on my phone.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I concur

    GWAR is the best goddamned metal band

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bring Back The Bomb is a great song.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    noooooo D:

  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    GWAR was a fucking great show when I saw them a few years ago. This news sucks.

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    GWAR is so metal they were still planning to play tonight anyway

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