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P.P.S. FUCK YOU MOM
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The only thing I can say about my mom that detracts from her awesomeness is that she watches fox news.
i sense some real tension between you and your mother
perhaps you should tell us about it
But I love her all the same.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
whoa
"crack really isn't addictive, i mean, i have a lot of friends who have done it and they're not addicted, they just do it sometimes."
"some people think that language itself stemmed from mushrooms and other hallucinogens...it made really primitive people experience higher concepts and want to talk about them."
what if you're amy sedaris
but druhim, we're budz
And she likes to start a sentance then stop halfway through, as if she lost her train of thought. Poor mom.
He is so much of a shit, at least ash is interestingly horrible, this guy is just week old milk teenager crap
what exactly are you referencing? if you called me a stupid racist i can accept that, but where exactly is old milk teenager crap?
Oh and she sold my Playstation when I moved out to college and all the PS1 games too. I kinda miss some of those games. I also kinda wish she hadn't kept the money. That was kind of a shit thing to do, since I had left that stuff in the care of my brother while I was away. I took all of my favorites though, so it wasn't a total loss.
She also gave away my Ghostbusters firehouse play-set and all my other ghostbusters toys to a pre-school when I was in 1st grade because she deemed that I had "outgrown" Ghostbusters. WHAT? Fuck you mom, I still haven't outgrown Ghostbusters and I'm 22 now. Plus that preschool wasn't even going to use the toys, they had sharp parts and choking hazards.
It basically plays off a long-running theme of her believing I'm so immature that anything I am associated with belongs in a younger age-group. I'm not bitter about it, just frustrated with her stubborn, ignorant and negative attitude.
'Yeah.... Dear Mom, fuck you.'
Steam
She can do normal food, like, put
in oven for 20 minutes at -- temperature.
But anything beyond that is, well, beyond her.
Cooking lessons for Mother's Day.
Too obvious and heartbreaking.
my mom is a pretty good cook. she makes amazing chicken and a bunch of other hard recipees... but burns grilled cheese. : /
then i mentioned the idea to my mother and she was all 'fuck you your university marks are no good and you have to focus on that and if you travel do not bother coming back here because i will kick you out of the house'
so basically i have spent the last month on my ass in front of my computer watching korean drama and 24
which suprisingly, she hasnt really had a problem with. except that ive barely talked to her during this time.
which i guess is even worse since she got back from overseas a few weeks ago, after staying there for 2.5 months, and then a couple of days ago went back to take care of something and wont return until i start uni. which gives her telling me to stay here a dash of hypocrisy
i think i could ride this grudge for a while
i could even say that any lack of focus and poor performance in the near future is because of her holding me back in my free time. thatll show her
Slightly crazy, overbearing, and a worry-wort, but awesome non the less.
Love ya mom.
How are her actions hypocritical? Her rationale for you not going on vacation was that you hadn't been applying yourself at school. I don't see how that relates at all to her travelling.
followed shortly by more whining about how she always compromises with us and gets walked over all the time
My mum makes good spaghetti, and that's about it.
My dad is a fantastic chef though. So at least I have one parent that can cook.
My mum has does this pretty much every single time we have anyone over.
Your mom is Mrs. Doubtfire
Your mother is a dirty old man.