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Sarksus
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fuck this cup of coffee
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instead of java
I will pretend it is for you, Sarks
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
So let's chill out a bit.
If the article in the newspaper had pictures and sarks had bailed on making a [chat] mine would be about how I drove like an idiot yesterday and ended up with a BMW stuck in a garden and bits of garden stuck in a BMW.
girl at my work looks like a slightly skinnier version of her
breaks my heart every day
On the black screen
I am fukin' yeneious.
Swedes who use "king" in their nick are 100% white trash.
Man, it takes longer than that for me to get out of bed.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
A Collection of Objects is a huge red flag. That said, maybe use instance of and direct casting? That is,
if objects[i] instanceof MyEnum
MyEnum e = (MyEnum) objects[i];
a) Introduce yourself as a police officer, and take your penis out.
b) Take your penis out, and then introduce yourself as a police officer.
c) Take your penis out, introduce yourself as a police officer, wait for them to shoot you, and then shoot both of them.
d) Take your penis out, introduce yourself as a police officer, and then shoot them before they shoot you.
e) Introduce yourself as a police officer, shoot them, tell the chief security officer what happened, and then find a good coffee shop to wait for your wife in (with your penis out).
f) Introduce yourself as a police office, wait for them to shoot you, shoot them both, tell the chief security officer what happened, get rebuffed, discover that terrorists have taken over air traffic control for the airport, take it on yourself to investigate by crawling through the ventilation shafts and killing a bunch of ex-special ops commando terrorists, then go report back to the chief security officer, climb out a window and try to flag a plane away, then go back and uncover an even deeper level to the conspiracy, kill everyone else, hug your wife, and then take your penis out.
g) All of the above.
Every damn time.
You can DOOO EEEEETTT!!!
It is excellent but might be a bit of an acquired taste.
I enjoy it, but I can see how others might consider it grating.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Let's not chill out.
Then I shall give it a try.
Oh you know what.
I'm a retard.
Do you know how big of a retard I am right now.
Such a big one.
I was using an example the instructor gave us because it had some functionality we needed in this project, but I just copied too much. We are supposed to use instanceof to get them back out. I totally forgot about it.
I am so dumb. Holy God. Could you also tell me why that's a red flag? We are making a "wallet" using a vector and filling it with with shit like "photos" and "credit cards" using enumerations so if the vector is an Object then we can just add whatever we like.
is this like Digital Hardcore for the kids these days?
It's an acquired taste.
yessssssssssss
God, I miss Squeeze.