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Let's Shame Raneados Thread: Holiday Season 2013 Update - Shameaclysm

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    The best part of womanly virtue (or manly virtue for that matter) is losing it!

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I got a bunch of messages from the papist dude but before I could reply he/the messages got deleted.

    I don't think he knows I'm catholic.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i think he's a regular who is making alts as some sort of experiment or writing exercise or something

    or shit, it could be Rane

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I got a bunch of messages from the papist dude but before I could reply he/the messages got deleted.

    I don't think he knows I'm catholic.

    i'm pretty sure the guy wouldn't know a papist if one hit him in the head

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    The original PA emoticons were lost because of Raneados.

    Now I'm pissed

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Rane showed up to every wedding in the last year.

    And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Its like Rane on your wedding day.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I need better puns

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    I like this thread and that conflicts directly with the fact that nothing Rane does can result in anything good or likeable. I'm worried this is a paradox that will consume the universe, and I blame Rane for putting me in the position of thinking this.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Rane decided reddit was preferable to finishing a charity project

    and this is why I'm not sad he's gone

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    ork has validated all of my theories about him

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    LorctheOrk wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    ork has validated all of my theories about him

    shut up

    if raneados is the evil tyrant king, murdering people left and right, you're the scheming vizir plotting behind the throne and cackling maniacally in antecipation of your next murder

    yes, but i admit that publicly

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    You think he would get bored by now

    He realizes that no one here cares right?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    You think he would get bored by now

    He realizes that no one here cares right?

    I think that would require a degree of general awareness that he hasn't demonstrated

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    You think he would get bored by now

    He realizes that no one here cares right?

    his goal is not to get people to care

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Lorc is a disgusting shill for the Orthodox """Church""" just like Raneados

    pentarch puppets both

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Rane gave me hemorrhoids

    Yo did somebody call m-

    Curse you Raneados!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    stop talking about lorc

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Seriously, you people are such morons.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    stop talking about lorc

    You monsters are making me agree with Pip.

    Now I gotta go take a shower.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2013
    Tube heard a knock at the door. A visitor in this downpour? He opened the door to find a disheveled Rane.

    "I...I didn't know where else to go. The others...they hate me don't they?"

    Tube frowned, "You did a terrible thing, Rane. I don't think I want you on the boards."

    "Y-you don't understand," said Rane, "I have to come back. I hate them too, you see. Women and men. Children. Even the sick ones. Especially the sick ones. Every cell in my body is swollen with hatred. I...I have to let them know, Tube. There are depths to my loathing that they are still unaware of. Please, there must be a way."

    Tube thought a moment. "Yes...yes, there is something you can do for me. And only then will be allowed to return. But know this: where we are going, there is no going back. And there will be no more disobedience. You will answer to me, and will do so unquestionably."

    The rain continued to pour. "I..." Rane said, "yes, I will do it. No going back. No questions."

    "Very well," Tube said, pulling out his phone.

    "Tim? I have your volunteer."

    Hours later....

    The chamber opens. Rane steps out from the infernal machine unflinchingly.

    "The process was a success," Tube says, "how do you feel?"

    Rane turns his cold gaze to Tube, I feel....nothing. Except for my hate. It is the same as before except...clearer. More focused. More...efficient.

    Tube nods. "You are ready to return," he says as Rane heads to the boards, "but remember: you serve me, Rane."

    Rane stops.

    The one known as Rane is no more. There is only...

    Geth

    Sterica on
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    it was rane's idea to bring back the weeping angels and to make more paintball episodes

    also he's the character consultant on agents of shield

    pretty heavily involved in the television industry, our rane

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I remember liking Rane quite well when he was here and I'm legitimately sorry this whole turn of events came to pass

    But Reddit
    I just don't even know how a man goes so wrong

    It's hard to even take its measure

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Rane is the publicist for the Kardashians

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Rane is a big poopy face.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Rane is a big poopy face.

    There's a point where you can go too far Tonkka.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Never!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Once I went walking with Rane on the beach, and when I looked back on our path, there was only one pair of footprints.

    Because he fucked off to Reddit.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Man said, "Raneados, is this the end? Can this charity project not be completed as promised? Can that not be done?"
    Raneados said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
    Man's last mind fused and only Rane existed -- and him in Reddit.

    Dongs Galore on
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.

    The only thing that's slowing him down is that Larry the cable guy isn't on board yet.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.

    The only thing that's slowing him down is that Larry the cable guy isn't on board yet.

    If ever a tour bus or chartered plane flight deserved to end in a fiery crash...

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Kissing Rane gives the exact same experience as brushing your teeth and then drinking orange juice.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    “Raneados are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    Raneados are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Raneados are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Raneados are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Raneados are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Raneados are terrific. They beget terror."

    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
    No one ever said Raneados was nice.
    Raneados is bad.”

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    ugh, i hate how raneados season starts earlier and earlier every year

    it's bad enough to hear the music everywhere but now stores have started stocking up on raneados decorations

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I look forward to the Rane clearance sales in January. 90% off all the broken promises you could possibly want.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    By a sort of Nielsen box gerrymandering, Rane was singlehandedly responsible for 97% of the viewing figures for Two And A Half Men.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    “Raneados are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    Raneados are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Raneados are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Raneados are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Raneados are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Raneados are terrific. They beget terror."

    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
    No one ever said Raneados was nice.
    Raneados is bad.”

    Elves...

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Pip got it! Pip got the reference everyone.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Rane sux

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