Kids, no not the movie, we're talking the real deal

SA

Keith wrote:

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrNSjItTfes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaOQEGpbujM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcNU-0v8YQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McRgkE_vgjU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

King Riptor

Jesus fucking Christ man at least trim the quote tree

SA

King Riptor wrote:

Jesus fucking Christ man at least trim the quote tree

never

Langly

Henry has a panda bear that is a pillow, I guess it might be that thing? He thinks it is great

King Riptor

Langly wrote:

Henry has a panda bear that is a pillow, I guess it might be that thing? He thinks it is great

There's a moose so I think there's really no animal they won't make. I saw the panda on the shipper box but they were all gone. A shark would be cool.

redfenix

My son is the cutest. I will provide proof.

first off, if you can get to it: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.547798860338.2032784.80701514&type=3

redfenix

redfenix

WeedLordVegeta

I don't have kids, nor do I plan on breeding cause my genetics are fucked, but I'll totally adopt because kids rule.

I've worked at a summer camp for disabled kids and have so many stories aaaaaa which to choose

Henroid

Beasteh wrote:

when did henry stop being a baby

aaaaaahhh

In some ways I still am!

Garlic Bread

Henroid wrote: »

Beasteh wrote:

when did henry stop being a baby

aaaaaahhh

In some ways I still am!

http://threewordphrase.com/nocure.htm

Raijin Quickfoot

Guess I should post some pics of Morgan too...little bastard keeps waking me up before 6 though...

Here he is before and after his haircut. I kind of like the before better.

Garlic Bread

Raijin Quickfoot

Yes, there is a striking resemblance. This has already been determined.

ThreeCubed

redfenix wrote: »

My son is the cutest. I will provide proof.

first off, if you can get to it: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.547798860338.2032784.80701514&type=3

Well there's no doubt about the kid's paternity. He looks a bit like you.

ThreeCubed

If I ever screw up and accidentally pass my genes down to the next generation, I'm going to have a bazillion pictures of my kid.

Garlic Bread

Margarazzi wrote: »

redfenix wrote: »

My son is the cutest. I will provide proof.

first off, if you can get to it: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.547798860338.2032784.80701514&type=3

Well there's no doubt about the kid's paternity. He looks a bit like you.

There are a few photos in there redfenix should replicate with himself

you know, so we can compare

Sir Carcass

My little dude.

Got another on the way due in April.

Kids are pretty awesome, most of the time.

Raijin Quickfoot

MOST of the time...I don't know about that.

KalTorak

I am training my balls to produce most superior sperm, to create a race of super-children.

Raijin Quickfoot

Are you training in 10,000 times Earth's gravity?

Garlic Bread

Masturbation is not allowed in the hyperbolic time chamber

KalTorak

Let's just say, there's a lot of pressure involved.


also reps

Raijin Quickfoot

You know, assuming the best and strongest sperm is going to win the race out of your vas deferens, masturbation is just wasting the most powerful of them onto your belly.

Larlar

Keith wrote:

Masturbation is not allowed in the hyperbolic time chamber

There goes my bid at the 24-hour masturbation record.

Garlic Bread

some people don't blow it onto their belly!!

Garlic Bread

I'm not one of those people, though

Garlic Bread

I'm blowing it onto my belly right now

Raijin Quickfoot

Ever get hit in the face from a particularly large load?


Me neither.

Butters

Parasites.

They are all just giant parasites.

SeñorAmor

Man I wanna post pics of my adorable son, but man I don't wanna post them here.

Garlic Bread

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Ever get hit in the face from a particularly large load?


Me neither.

:oops:

redfenix

Keith wrote:

Margarazzi wrote: »

redfenix wrote: »

My son is the cutest. I will provide proof.

first off, if you can get to it: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.547798860338.2032784.80701514&type=3

Well there's no doubt about the kid's paternity. He looks a bit like you.

There are a few photos in there redfenix should replicate with himself

you know, so we can compare

You've seen the tiny nips
Or, not seen them.

But actually I've lost some weight in the past several months, I should probably camwhore my hairy beast no-nipple chest sometime

Garlic Bread

redfenix wrote: »

Keith wrote:

Margarazzi wrote: »

redfenix wrote: »

My son is the cutest. I will provide proof.

first off, if you can get to it: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.547798860338.2032784.80701514&type=3

Well there's no doubt about the kid's paternity. He looks a bit like you.

There are a few photos in there redfenix should replicate with himself

you know, so we can compare

You've seen the tiny nips
Or, not seen them.

But actually I've lost some weight in the past several months, I should probably camwhore my hairy beast no-nipple chest sometime

PMs are allowed to be above PG-13 rated

Quoth

Just to address a previous question, pillow pets may not be a good present for a little tiny baby... They can be used, but not unsupervised

These days, you're not supposed to let your baby sleep in/on anything but a mattress with a sheet, no blankets, no pillows, no toys, nada

But a pillow pet would probably be good for tummy time!

KalTorak

SeñorAmor wrote:

Man I wanna post pics of my adorable son, but man I don't wanna post them here.

Yes, I realized after I posted that I may have unleashed something unstoppable.

The Geek

Weaver wrote:

Quoth

Love that happy baby

Sir Carcass

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

MOST of the time...I don't know about that.

Yeah, that's a good point. Mine just turned 3 and is being a butt lately.

But some of the time they're awesome.

Peen

My daughter really likes cell phones.