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The Binding of Isaac: now with more vague non-endings!

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Aaaagh shop in the next level had the purse

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Ok, this run is both lucky and trolling me.
    On caves 2 I've 8 soul hearts and I got 2 real hearts back on caves 1.
    The purse should I ever find another trinket.
    Got max or near max tears before cancer. Near max damage.

    And now I just found Epic fetus.

    I just made all the other awesome crap I found useless.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Ok, this run is both lucky and trolling me.
    On caves 2 I've 8 soul hearts and I got 2 real hearts back on caves 1.
    The purse should I ever find another trinket.
    Got max or near max tears before cancer. Near max damage.

    And now I just found Epic fetus.

    I just made all the other awesome crap I found useless.

    troll engine at work

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I would have gotten dark boy just now, but apparently you take damage when mom dies and you're standing near one of her doors

    since I've beaten everything else except for that and womb boy, I think I'm just gonna say that I'm done with this game

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I went for an isaac run and got epic fetus on the first level in the secret room. Yes I would like to win my first cathedral run, thank you.

    Then I got it again with Judas and died because he has bitch health and I cant dodge good. So yeah.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    This just in: beat Satan with judas and epic fetus

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    So having now gotten Ipecac for only the second time ever, I think if it did poison damage the way it looks like it should, at least on bosses it would be more useful than it is annoying. As it is it's the only reason I got as far as I did on that Eve run. God her damage is so piss poor.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Yay! I beat mom again on my third try and then managed to kill mom's heart on that run, which was the second time I managed to get into the womb! Granted, I had the bible, but still. I was running out of laptop battery, so I couldn't explore the hole in the devil room, but still. I got the fez.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Yay! I beat mom again on my third try and then managed to kill mom's heart on that run, which was the second time I managed to get into the womb! Granted, I had the bible, but still. I was running out of laptop battery, so I couldn't explore the hole in the devil room, but still. I got the fez.

    What I love best about this game is taking statements like these completely out of context.

    Sticks on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Ok, this run is both lucky and trolling me.
    On caves 2 I've 8 soul hearts and I got 2 real hearts back on caves 1.
    The purse should I ever find another trinket.
    Got max or near max tears before cancer. Near max damage.

    And now I just found Epic fetus.

    I just made all the other awesome crap I found useless.

    One of the most handy uses of mom's purse is allowing you to have the polaroid after you've grabbed the tick (Which probably happens by accident)

    The tick isn't completely terrible, but once you pick it up it's attached to you and you there's almost no means of getting it off, so if you don't have the purse you can't pick up the polaroid, so have fun not reaching the chest.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    I just need to beat Isaac with maggy, ???, and eve (I think).

    This is going to be hell.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    ??? is a lot more fun if you can get curse of babylon.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Wait, does having no red hearts put you into permanent curse state?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    yep!

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Do you not have to have beaten Isaac with ??? to unlock the chest? Cause I'm pretty sure I didn't but when I beat him with Eve just last night I unlocked the Polaroid.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    you have to beat isaac with five characters to unlock the polaroid, having the polaroid when you beat isaac will allow you to progress to the chest

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    Goddamnit The Purist,

    is making me thirsty

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i beat it first time

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Why hello there chemical peel OH GOD IT WAS IPECAC!

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    every time I get close

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
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    this is my favorite run ever. my first fetus jar, and then i found blast dmg and homing bombs

    feels so good man, especially now that i've found the holy grail

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    just found the book of revelations

    this is literally the best run ever, forever

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    Finally scored The Purist thanks to The Candle and a Counterfeit Penny. I was able to get a dollar out of a slot machine, and dropped all of my cash into a fortune telling machine to bulk on spirit hearts to where I could do the remaining levels despite having crap for items.

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Is there a limit to how much money counts toward money = power?

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    I think someone said 30 cents, but not sure I believe that. Also not sure how they arrived at that number, either.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    50 cents

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    GRIP THEN TIP YA CUP

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Guhhh, I am so dumb. I had a pretty decent start to an Isaac run. I got curse of the Lost on the first floor, so I had plenty of opportunities to charge the dice. I had used two books so they wouldn't spawn in the libraries, gotten both a health up and a tears up pill, had almost 10 cents, then got killed by the boss in a retarded way. That was close to being one of my best first levels ever.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    50 cents

    nope 30 unless it has been changed

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    what does curse of the lost do

    I heard it changes the location of the secret room?

    but that doesn't seem so bad

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i thought that vid was an egoraptor thing at first

    i would have liked an egoraptor thing

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    what does curse of the lost do

    I heard it changes the location of the secret room?

    but that doesn't seem so bad

    it makes the floor larger, but not as large as labyrinth and you still get a second floor

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    oh

    well how about that

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    kind of boring, really

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    mm

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Almost had my first ??? beat. I had Brimstone and Polyphemus.
    I actually killed him, but one of his minions was still up and hit me with his little spray for my last heart.

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    3 item pickups from both golden and platinum god. They've been unlocked forever. They just don't want to show up :(

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Woo, got one of them. Holy crap Epic Fetus is crazy. I took 0 damage from isaac :O

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    finally got Isaac with maggy! thorn-door room on cellar 1 gave me the dead dove, cellar 2 one gave me the sacred heard, then I found the lucky foot at some point and then the waveform collapsed as I just stood in front of Isaac shooting tears without need for dodging (up to when the minions pop up).

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    Feels good, man.

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