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How long have you gone...

Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
between cutting your nails? Toe or finger?

I just realized today that it's been like 2.5 months since I cut my toenails. I spend all my time in socks, or just not paying attention to my feet. These fuckers are long.


Anyone else gone longer?

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I bite my nails. Disgusting habit.

    As a result, I never need to trim them.

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    I bite my nails. Disgusting habit.

    As a result, I never need to trim them.

    your toenails?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I once went like 2.51 months, although it was more like 2.509 but I rounded up the fabric of time when you were busy cutting your hobo toes.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i kinda just wait for them to get long enough to peal.
    i collect them in a coffee mug.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2007
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Eeeeeeeeew.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    sometimes i grind them up and sprinkle them on my omelettes

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    I once went like 2.51 months, although it was more like 2.509 but I rounded up the fabric of time when you were busy cutting your hobo toes.

    man whatever

    I just typed that shit as it flowed from my brainses



    I'm finding that this is the easiest toenail cutting experience I've ever had in my life. Maybe I should always wait for them to grow this long--they present huge, impossible-to-miss targets like this.

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My fingernails grow fast, so usually not very long.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i still let my pinky nail grow a bit

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I once went like 2.51 months, although it was more like 2.509 but I rounded up the fabric of time when you were busy cutting your hobo toes.

    man whatever

    I just typed that shit as it flowed from my brainses



    I'm finding that this is the easiest toenail cutting experience I've ever had in my life. Maybe I should always wait for them to grow this long--they present huge, impossible-to-miss targets like this.

    Untill you start snagging them in your socks.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I didn't reach that point fortunately.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    usually about a month

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    About two months, yeah.

    And I bite my fingernails too. Horrible habit.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Toenails once every couple of weeks.

    Fingernails I keep really short because I play bass and can't stand using a pick.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I bite my (finger)nails too, but it isn't a nervous habit. It is just more expedient than hunting down fingernail clippers.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I usually wait until they are long enough to just tear the tip of them off. Really. It's not even very long.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My toenails have a weird habit of not growing

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Toes: I trim once every 3-4 weeks. Plays hell on my socks.

    As a smoker, I often gnaw my fingernails.

    Amusing bit: As a goth punk in my early tweens, I grew out the nails on my left hand and filed them to points. Yeah, I know - terribly fucking retarded. But they had their uses, and I apparently have thick-assed nails, so the party tricks were glorious.

    Problem? That's my whackin' hand.

    And one night, about seven months in, I managed to tear myself without meaning to. I mean an extremely bloody fucking wound. Romero-style gore all over the place.

    Cut them the fuck off the next day.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    My toenails have a weird habit of not growing

    mutant?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    My toenails have a weird habit of not growing

    mutant?

    That and these damned wings.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    And one night, about seven months in, I managed to tear myself without meaning to. I mean an extremely bloody fucking wound. Romero-style gore all over the place.

    Cut them the fuck off the next day.

    You deserved far worse, you goth.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I cut all of my nails regularly except for my right pinky nail. I have been trying to grow it as long as the guy in the Guinness Book, where it grows into a spiral. Usually it snaps off at about a quarter of an inch.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that's hot

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know, they call that a "crack nail". People probably think you do hard drugs.


    I mean, that might be a good thing.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My big toe nails are huge and require a ridiculous amount of force to cut. But the rest just kinda chill out at the same length. I trim my fingernails fairly often because I play guitar.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    You know, they call that a "crack nail". People probably think you do hard drugs.


    I mean, that might be a good thing.

    This actually explains a lot

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    And one night, about seven months in, I managed to tear myself without meaning to. I mean an extremely bloody fucking wound. Romero-style gore all over the place.

    Cut them the fuck off the next day.

    You deserved far worse, you goth.

    Oh, hey. That reminds me:
    Fuck you.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh J. Grant

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    You know, they call that a "crack nail". People probably think you do hard drugs.


    I mean, that might be a good thing.

    Honestly, my pinky nails used to grow relatively long based simply on the fact that they didn't break as often as the rest of my nails, and people would ALWAYS say that.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey Captain K, I always wanted to ask: do you go to UNC?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also, Grant, I scratched my upper thigh while taking off my pants one, and I swear to God, I have a scar.

    I tell people I got in a fight with a tiger.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Hey Captain K, I always wanted to ask: do you go to UNC?

    Off and on. I should have finished my undergraduate degree a couple of years ago but I'm criminally irresponsible and I don't really like school, etc.

    I live less than a mile from campus, and I work in a restaurant that's right across the street from there.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Hey Captain K, I always wanted to ask: do you go to UNC?

    Off and on. I should have finished my undergraduate degree a couple of years ago but I'm criminally irresponsible and I don't really like school, etc.

    I live less than a mile from campus, and I work in a restaurant that's right across the street from there.

    Which restaurant? I went to the School of Science & Math in Durham, and I was at UNC for a semester.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Hey Captain K, I always wanted to ask: do you go to UNC?

    Off and on. I should have finished my undergraduate degree a couple of years ago but I'm criminally irresponsible and I don't really like school, etc.

    I live less than a mile from campus, and I work in a restaurant that's right across the street from there.

    Which restaurant? I went to the School of Science & Math in Durham, and I was at UNC for a semester.

    Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe, it's on Franklin.


    NCSSM kids are weird. Are you weird?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    jesus shit finally i am getting my hair dyed

    this appointment kept getting pushed back and back :I

    when do you get your vagina

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Hey Captain K, I always wanted to ask: do you go to UNC?

    Off and on. I should have finished my undergraduate degree a couple of years ago but I'm criminally irresponsible and I don't really like school, etc.

    I live less than a mile from campus, and I work in a restaurant that's right across the street from there.

    Which restaurant? I went to the School of Science & Math in Durham, and I was at UNC for a semester.

    Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe, it's on Franklin.


    NCSSM kids are weird. Are you weird?
    I totally went there! Haha, small world.

    I'm not weird the way the other ones are, believe me.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I spent middle/high school in Durham, actually, but towards Chapel Hill. I went to Jordan (if you know where that is).


    A lot of Jordan kids ended up at NCSSM, and they were always the crazy ones.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I know where Jordan is. What year did you graduate high school? I was '02. I wonder if I knew any of your crazy classmates.

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