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[Skyrim] & [The Elder Scrolls] Here there be dragons!

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I want a mod where I take Alduin's claws, put them on my hands and then resurrect the fetuses from dead mother dragons so I can eat them in order to harness the stem cells to turn into a dragon girl with giant tits and a tiny waist.

  • OddfishOddfish On opposite weeks In odd numbered monthsRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    Oddfish wrote:
    Just made my FemOrc Mallet Berserker.

    Going 2-Hand/Heavy Armor/Smithing/Enchanting

    I'm trying to decide how to build, though.

    I'm either going to have to add alchemy or restoration to the mix. The problem is that if I add restoration I have to put points in magicka (something I haven't done even ONCE on my Thief character). Which means I have to either skimp on stamina or health...

    If I go alchemy I can just make pots and never worry about magicka... but I already have an alchemist.

    Woe is me! Skyrim Forum! Offer your guidance!

    EDIT: Unless the Restoration skills scale with the skill's level? Which is unlikely... Boy, I don't know anything.

    No fuck that, just carry all the food ever

    This is how I built my first orc dude but I scrapped him in favor of a more shaman-y dude.

    All I did was like...eat a ton of potatoes and meat and cheese

    Yeah, I've only put points into stamina so I could dual power strike and sprint to my hearts content. Health regen and the potions you find in dungeon should be enough. And salt piles are a godsend if you start cooking.

    I like the food idea. A lot. Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks for the build assist. Off to kill some bandits, now. Gotta level that 2h.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I wish this game had candy bars to recharge my stamina!

  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    Any fetus eating mod must allow you to mince the fetuses and cook them in dumplings.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    What exactly is the point of the food? It's an awfully robust system for something I'm not sure has any actual gameplay benefits.

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    What exactly is the point of the food? It's an awfully robust system for something I'm not sure has any actual gameplay benefits.

    I think it's supposed to be for people who want healing items but don't want to have to use alchemy.
    You can cook tons of food without ever increasing a skill you don't need/want.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    What exactly is the point of the food? It's an awfully robust system for something I'm not sure has any actual gameplay benefits.

    I mean it's kind of like alchemy only without leveling. Some recipes help out pretty well. Am I the only one who wishes you could level cooking, though?

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    But wheres my fetus eating mod?

    Well there is that one Fallout mod that lets you carve out a woman's uterus to eat...

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  • walnutmonwalnutmon Registered User regular
    I'm having a couple problems with my character right now, his build is like 200/150/120 - battle-mage. I have 2 points in Juggernaut, 1 in 1-handed, most points in destruction, restoration and a bit in conjuration, and then a few points in smithing and one in haggling. Resto, Dest, Conj, One-Handed, and Heavy Armor are all almost to 40 - I'm playing on expert and I'm finding that if I run into creatures or bandits near my own level, they kick my ass.

    Anyone with a two-hander one-shots me, my flame atronarch is getting killed too fast, and I don't have any way to put distance between me an an enemy. I think I'm level 18 - I'm only one point from 40 on destruction so I can get impact, but right now enemies of similar actual level just seem too powerful to handle.

    I am rocking a full set of exquisite dwarven armor, so I'm surprised how much damage I'm taking, is there anyone who could give me a little advice? I could just go back to easier zones, but I'm surprised by the difference in power between me at level 18 and NPC enemies at level 15-18

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    So there is food that offers a major health bonus? I cooked a few things early on and they were all like, restore 5 HP or some shit.

  • Bob the InsaneBob the Insane Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Elendil wrote:
    So there is food that offers a major health bonus? I cooked a few things early on and they were all like, restore 5 HP or some shit.

    Don't knock it... Find yourself with a tricky boss having used all your potions (non-mage character), the ability to stuff down sandwiches and stew to max out your health instantly is a lifesaver.. :)

    Also I wonder if they toyed with the "Hardcore mode" as in Fallout:NV where you need to rest, eat and drink fluids to avoid penalties...

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    korodullin wrote:
    But wheres my fetus eating mod?

    Well there is that one Fallout mod that lets you carve out a woman's uterus to eat...

    Not a mental image I needed this early in the morning.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    So there is food that offers a major health bonus? I cooked a few things early on and they were all like, restore 5 HP or some shit.

    Don't knock it... Find yourself with a tricky boss having used all your potions (non-mage character), the ability to stuff down sandwiches and stew to max out your health instantly is a lifesaver.. :)

    It's not worth the encumbrance. Craft more health potions.

  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I can't wait for a killable children mod.

    You are in luck, sir.

    http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=774

    Disclaimer: I haven't tried it. Not because of the content, but because I have been playing SRTT.

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  • ArthilArthil Registered User regular
    I can't wait for a killable children mod.

    http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=774

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Ahhh, thanks guys.

    It's not that I plan to go on a killing spree, but sometimes kids witness crimes. And frankly, anyone who can report a crime should also be killable IMO.

  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I brutally murdered some guy infront of this little girl and she said

    "I didn't think you had it in you" with this condescending tone

    Some of these kids are hardcore

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Or sometimes, they are the children of the Jarl of Whiterun and DESERVE TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY HEEL LIKE THE DIRT THEY ARE

    The best thing is still that one little girl that says "Killing one person solves so many problems! I marvel at the possibillities!"

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    So there is food that offers a major health bonus? I cooked a few things early on and they were all like, restore 5 HP or some shit.

    Don't knock it... Find yourself with a tricky boss having used all your potions (non-mage character), the ability to stuff down sandwiches and stew to max out your health instantly is a lifesaver.. :)

    It's not worth the encumbrance. Craft more health potions.
    Yeah. To say nothing of the piles of food you'd need to carry around to match even the performance of one potion, you'd also have the piles of ingredients you'd need to collect to continue to make those piles of food.

    It'd be cool if there was a New Vegas-esque hardcore mode though.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    Too early for mods... I would wreck it.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    Food had a pretty complex system with all the ingredients and stuff you could cook. Kind of strange how pointless it is

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Ahhh, thanks guys.

    It's not that I plan to go on a killing spree, but sometimes kids witness crimes. And frankly, anyone who can report a crime should also be killable IMO.
    Klyka wrote:
    Or sometimes, they are the children of the Jarl of Whiterun and DESERVE TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY HEEL LIKE THE DIRT THEY ARE

    The best thing is still that one little girl that says "Killing one person solves so many problems! I marvel at the possibillities!"

    The orphanage kids are great. They don't report crimes. They know how it is.

  • MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    Ahhh, thanks guys.

    It's not that I plan to go on a killing spree, but sometimes kids witness crimes. And frankly, anyone who can report a crime should also be killable IMO.

    Like the little girl from that video, they know that people don't want to be sword D:

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Oh, speaking of the kids at the Jarl of Whiterun's palace. One of them kept talking over her father during a cutscene dialogue. I used the console to wipe her out of existence.

    But killing them will be much more satisfactory.

  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    Here to lick my father's boots?

    Want to strangle that kid almost as much as Joffrey.

  • CampyCampy Registered User regular
    I think I read some way back in the thread that there is a command to move to the position of an NPC, does anyone know what it is. I've tried looking through the thread, but we're posting way too fast and my google-fu has failed me.

    Basically, I've managed to lose Ghorbash and he was carrying a bunch of awesome shit for me. I've found the console command to teleport him to me, but he turns up with just his original items. He was a pretty good fighter, so it'll be annoying if he's dead, but the important thing is all my shiny things!

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Scosglen wrote:
    Here to lick my father's boots?

    Want to strangle that kid almost as much as Joffrey.

    The girl is worse.

    "You a new servant? Remember, I like my meat RARE."

    I used every single shout I had on her until nothing remained.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    Random screenshot time!

    I love how NPC's in the world seem to have different things to do instead of just sitting around. I found these hunters who usually sit around a campfire, bathing in the river.
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    Of course, I stole their clothes they had carelessly left unattended on the rocks and now they are naked hunters. <3

    Oh and I love how mountains look in this game
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  • BeltaineBeltaine BOO BOO DOO DE DOORegistered User regular
    Why couldn't it have been female hunters?

    Such is life, I guess. :rotate:

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  • VickiVicki Victoria EnglandRegistered User regular
    Just a few images I've done:

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  • GokerzGokerz Registered User regular
    Got some more interesting bugs.
    For some reason my Flame Thrall spell bugged out. I now always count as having it active, if I actually summon one my active magic effects show two active Flame Thrall spells. Which means every single NPC in the game makes some comment about what a dangerous spell I have active, which is really irritating. They say it every time they see me, even if I just pass by.
    Also, my Skyrim crashes when it gets to ~1,4Gb or RAM used (without Large Address Aware active), or at ~3,4GB or RAM used when Large Address aware is active.
    Sometimes it doesn’t go that high and is stable, but some areas the RAM usage skyrockets to the deathmark within seconds of entering.
    I tried out making it impossible for Skyrim to use that much ram by using other programs to use up enough RAM. Skyrim just went to the maximum RAM available, stayed there (putting my computer at 100% RAM used) slowing it down immensely (unplayable), but didn’t crash.

    Other than that, the game is still awesome.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Gokerz wrote:
    Got some more interesting bugs.
    For some reason my Flame Thrall spell bugged out. I now always count as having it active, if I actually summon one my active magic effects show two active Flame Thrall spells. Which means every single NPC in the game makes some comment about what a dangerous spell I have active, which is really irritating. They say it every time they see me, even if I just pass by.

    I had that bug. Go pickpocket some gold off a guard and spend a night in jail. That'll fix it.

  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Gokerz wrote:
    Got some more interesting bugs.
    For some reason my Flame Thrall spell bugged out. I now always count as having it active, if I actually summon one my active magic effects show two active Flame Thrall spells. Which means every single NPC in the game makes some comment about what a dangerous spell I have active, which is really irritating. They say it every time they see me, even if I just pass by.
    Also, my Skyrim crashes when it gets to ~1,4Gb or RAM used (without Large Address Aware active), or at ~3,4GB or RAM used when Large Address aware is active.
    Sometimes it doesn’t go that high and is stable, but some areas the RAM usage skyrockets to the deathmark within seconds of entering.
    I tried out making it impossible for Skyrim to use that much ram by using other programs to use up enough RAM. Skyrim just went to the maximum RAM available, stayed there (putting my computer at 100% RAM used) slowing it down immensely (unplayable), but didn’t crash.

    Other than that, the game is still awesome.

    Go back to wherever you summoned the Flame Thrall the first time and it should finally get rid of it.

    Or what Tube said.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Speaking of bugs, is anyone here good with console commands? I need to fix the purity of revenge bug by inputting the command to start it, but I can't work out the right formatting. I know it's something like setstage c05 0 but that doesn't cause any reaction from the console

  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Vicki wrote:
    Just a few images I've done:

    Click to Enlarge:
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    Probably my favorite of the bunch.

    Speaking of bugs, is anyone here good with console commands? I need to fix the purity of revenge bug by inputting the command to start it, but I can't work out the right formatting. I know it's something like setstage c05 0 but that doesn't cause any reaction from the console

    I wish I knew. Something they've done has changed how setstage works from Oblivion/Fallout to Skyrim, and it doesn't seem to work how I'm used to. We'll probably have to get more detailed stuff from the quest entries in the construction set when it's released to get it going for sure.

    According to the UESP discussion page for the quest, "completequest c05" works, but it's still further bugged.

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  • CubemonkeyCubemonkey Registered User regular
    Sorenson wrote:
    Is there a way to actually find out which specific key you need to open a door?

    I was there and I had the physical key, but I didn't know which one to look at for the dials since I had no idea which of my 8 billion claws was specifically for that door.
    Just use it and note the color of the claw?

    That is what I did do, but it would be convenient if there was an easier way.

    Based on the number of claws I have now I wouldn't put it passed the game to end up giving me a pearl claw and an ivory claw or a glass claw and an emerald claw or some other whacky combination (that makes it a huge pain to find out which key/item/thing I need for a particular door.

    When you're in Dungeon XYZ, you will come across the claw. It will be called "XXX Claw." Can't you just...remember?

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Does anyone else have this problem where companions won't equip enchanted gear?

  • AuberonAuberon Registered User regular
    Speaking of bugs, is anyone here good with console commands? I need to fix the purity of revenge bug by inputting the command to start it, but I can't work out the right formatting. I know it's something like setstage c05 0 but that doesn't cause any reaction from the console

    Does this help?

  • chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    Speaking of bugs, is anyone here good with console commands? I need to fix the purity of revenge bug by inputting the command to start it, but I can't work out the right formatting. I know it's something like setstage c05 0 but that doesn't cause any reaction from the console

    1) wait 30 in-game days (this will respawn all enemies in driftshade refuge)
    2) go to console, type 'player.setstage c05 0'

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