Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    It's not even december!!

    Getting with the new tradition of starting Christmas spirit extremely early, I guess

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    It's not even december!!

    Getting with the new tradition of starting Christmas spirit extremely early, I guess

    We're only starting it two days before Nordstrom and 23 days after Macy's. I'm alright with this.

    Also there are plenty of places where it is already snowing.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    It's not even december!!

    Such a grinch Dave.

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Aww shit it's snowing! If only!

    It's currently 97 fahrenheit...

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    I just realized 10 Things I Hate About You had Joker and Cobra Commander in it. Interesting.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Twenty two degrees of air conditioned comfort.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Twenty two degrees of air conditioned comfort.

    That's a hell of an air conditioner!

    Wait a minute...

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    low 50s right now, going to get down to upper 30s.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Wah wahh wahhhhh Christmas season starts too early wahhhh

    If I had my way there'd be lights and music and Christmas cheer every month but October.

    Because, you know, Halloween

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Pretty sure it is like in the 40s right now.

    It got down into the 20s the other day.

  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Snowed half a foot here today.

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Snow stopped meaning much to me a long time ago
    Christmas seasons starts after Thanksgiving
    gosh darn-it

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Thanksgiving was on October 10th
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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    BUT MY BIRTHDAY HASN'T HAPPENED YET
    it can't be christmas

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    America's hat has an early thanksgiving? (*)

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    so uh

    I'm actually less sure I got my satans present now

    I have a friend from canada who said that they'd send me a care package of makeup a few months ago and now i'm starting to think what I got was that

    Antimatter on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    there is no air conditioner in our study

    so I have all the shades drawn and closed and the fan is on

    not too bad, not too bad at all

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vann Diras wrote:
    Wah wahh wahhhhh Christmas season starts too early wahhhh

    If I had my way there'd be lights and music and Christmas cheer every month but October.

    Because, you know, Halloween
    I say we keep the lights and Halloween but the music and Christmas cheer can die in a hole. And the lights need to change to the normal Halloween colors. And everyone can still give me candy. And presents.

    (Um, my avatar looks like it's a cloud raining into a lake.)

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I'm really glad that Australian shopping centres don't blast carols until a couple weeks before Christmas

    I don't mind the decorations or the signs or anything like that, I enjoy them

    but the music... it's the same handful of songs being played everywhere all the time uuuuuuuurrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh

    I remember the mall music in the States getting particularly bad when all the politically correct shit around Christmas became a fad, so THAT dropped the variety in Christmas music by like a BILLION, leaving only the vapid shit that kindergarteners like

    Vivixenne on
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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    I'd rather just get the candy

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    :whistle: grandma got run over by a reindeer... :whistle:

    Ad Infinitum

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    I don't mind some christmas music. The ones that aren't really carols or church songs or anything like that. Stuff that's....not the regular songs.

    But in a couple weeks I'll have heard them dozens of times and be tired of it again, probably.

    Maybe, I don't get out much

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    My mom has a CD she used to listen to over and over around this time of year.

    I hated it.

    It was this guy who does country song parodies, but all christmas songs.

    Cletus T Judd or something like that.

    EDIT:

    Here is a sample if you want to hear:

    Uriel on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Antimatter wrote: »
    so uh

    I'm actually less sure I got my satans present now

    I have a friend from canada who said that they'd send me a care package of makeup a few months ago and now i'm starting to think what I got was that

    This is adorable. I hope your Satan is so confused right now.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I fucking love Christmas songs, I'm not even sorry. I am like a lunatic of holiday cheer.

    Also lovin deez icicles.

    Also also on the 22nd my package was transfered to the air carrier for transport to its destination. Oh boy oh boy. The one from amazon is still god-knows-where, hasn't been seen since New Jersey a week and change ago.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    I'm not 100 percent positive! the friend is female but it's a male name on the package but that could be her boyfriend's address

    i'm pretty sure it's the same province too

    fuck

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    AH HA HA

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    :<

    i just figured she'd have said something or left a note

    ughhhhhh i feel so dumb

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Nah, mystery packages at this time of year, one only assumes they're from Satan!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Nah, mystery packages at this time of year, one only assumes they're from Satan!

    Exactly.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    . wrote:
    Vann Diras wrote:
    Wah wahh wahhhhh Christmas season starts too early wahhhh

    If I had my way there'd be lights and music and Christmas cheer every month but October.

    Because, you know, Halloween
    I say we keep the lights and Halloween but the music and Christmas cheer can die in a hole. And the lights need to change to the normal Halloween colors. And everyone can still give me candy. And presents.

    (Um, my avatar looks like it's a cloud raining into a lake.)

    I hate you and everyone like you

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I hope my satanee got her/his/its stuff!!!!! It says it was delivered, maybe she/he/it is out of town for thanksgiving......

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    This thread reminded me, I really need to get one of those ipad dongles that let me play them over the radio so that I don't have to listen to that shit for the next month.

    There are like 2 good christmas songs. And I only want to hear them like 10 times total.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Hey, I'm moderately happy with my photoshop skills in making my Christmas avatar!

    So much better than last year's (and the year before that) putting a badly drawn MSPaint santa hat onto everything.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    every time I see a post with someone saying their satan's package arrived, I go out to my mailbox just in case

    tonight, I did so because we hadn't checked the mail in a couple days

    I get closer, I notice the package box key isn't on the door and get a little excited

    rush to my mail box, open it and shuffle through the junk mail, hoping to hear a jingle

    and nothing :(


    this process is likely to repeat almost every time I check it myself

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote:
    Wah wahh wahhhhh Christmas season starts too early wahhhh

    If I had my way there'd be lights and music and Christmas cheer every month but October.

    Because, you know, Halloween

    I think you and I were separated at birth.

    Let's go string some lights and drink hot chocolate!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I will only agree to that if september also gets to be a halloween month

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Ugh. I suppose.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I'm so okay with extending Halloween's reign. Less and less people seem to actually give a damn about it ... even kids. It's a fucking disappointment when kids act like they have to be bothered to out and interact with people to get free fucking candy

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