Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    No, because we fist each others butts.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sheri wrote:
    Now I'm sort of wondering who his satan was last year.

    just for curiosity's sake.

    He didn't say it was last year

    so it seems. I misread.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    No, because we fist each others butts.

    Speak for yourse--wait

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    See, deep down, all Americans what to be part of a monarchy.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    if by monarchy you mean ruled by a benevolent philosopher king yes

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tox wrote:
    I'm so torn. On the one hand, I want to get something soon! But then again, I don't want to get something now and then not have anything to open when everybody else is getting their gifts. So I don't know if I really want something now, or something later.

    Obviously both, but I don't expect my satan to spend too much on me.

    I think you are overthinking this

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    if by monarchy you mean ruled by a benevolent philosopher king yes

    You watched that documentary Bill and Ted's excellent adventure too?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    (i actually haven't but i like the concept regardless)

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I haven't decided yet if this mystery gift is for my Satan, or for maybe a Secret Saints kinda thing

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I hope my Satan hasn't sent me anything yet because I won't be home until Sunday/Monday.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Satan's Gift is ordered.

    I am pleased with it, even if it was a bunch of wishlist things.

    I like to think the clever notes I added to the end of each present makes all the difference.

  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    According to USPS my Satanee should be receiving green things on Nov 21.

  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    sheri crochet me a dong warmer

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    DHS Odium wrote:
    sheri crochet me a dong warmer

    I dunno if I have a hook that small

  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    i knew that joke was coming. i baited you anyway

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Hey Satanee I ordered some crap for you tonight but I'm not sending it until after Thanksgiving so tough luck.

    Schide on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    DHS Odium wrote:
    i knew that joke was coming. i baited you anyway

    Hehe

    coming

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh I just want to mention that if you're my Satan, I'm at work until next Tuesday (I fly out to work for a week at a time). If you've sent me a gift, I'll be unwrapping it on Wednesday some time

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    schide if I am your satanee, I am so cross with you right now

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    hey schide you aren't getting TLB windcharger, right? 8-)

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    As long as I get my stuff (at least G&T stuff) before December 12, everything's a-okay.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    anti, is windcharger a name for starscream

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    If I got Khoo, the one thing I know I'd gey him would be a big print of one of my landscape photographs. Something I'd be sure he didn't have. Maybe I should get one developed for my Satanee ...
    please be my satan

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Holy crap sending gifts off to my Satanee is even more fun that I thought it would be...

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    i can only imagine how fun it is to send me things!!!

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Send all of the things.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sheri, those are the naughtiest butt-implants. I do like how considerate you are though to give out more than one, so people can decide whether today is a one pad or two pad day. For those extra special occasion, three on each cheek.
    I kid, and I'm jealous of your crocheting ability.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I would rather have my presents sooner than later to avoid getting the same thing from my family for christmas

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Main reason I'm sending before December, is so I can avoid the parcel backup that almost always happens closer to Christmas.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    http://www.demeterfragrance.com/

    I'm going to purchase the perfect combination of fragrances to make my Satanee smell like a kindergarten.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey schide you aren't getting TLB windcharger, right? 8-)

    Pssh, no.

    ...maybe.

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Gifts bought! Satanee, you should be getting them (including something I think is very awesome) by the end of the month!

    Marth on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Marth wrote:
    Gifts bought! Satanee, you should be getting them (including something I think is very awesome) by the end of the month!

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Yes that is on my wishlist as a gag gift. I hadn't seen it so... majestically before.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Schide wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey schide you aren't getting TLB windcharger, right? 8-)

    Pssh, no.

    ...maybe.
    Doooont

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sheri wrote:
    DHS Odium wrote:
    sheri crochet me a dong warmer

    I dunno if I have a hook that small

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

    Do that again.

    Also, can I send you a PM at some point in the near future? I require Sheri-brand counsel.

    Maybe with extra Youngin' jokes.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    BYToady wrote:
    http://www.demeterfragrance.com/

    I'm going to purchase the perfect combination of fragrances to make my Satanee smell like a kindergarten.

    Am... am I your Satanee? Because if so don't bother, I already smell like a kindergarten! At least on Mondays, Tuesdays, and most Saturdays and Sundays.

    If I'm not your Satanee, than may I recommend a combination of Legos, crayons, sour milk and old fruit. With a touch of washable paint and old carpet.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Sheri, those are the naughtiest butt-implants. I do like how considerate you are though to give out more than one, so people can decide whether today is a one pad or two pad day. For those extra special occasion, three on each cheek.
    I kid, and I'm jealous of your crocheting ability.

    This post is dumb

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    DHS Odium wrote:
    sheri crochet me a dong warmer

    I dunno if I have a hook that small

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

    Do that again.

    Also, can I send you a PM at some point in the near future? I require Sheri-brand counsel.

    Maybe with extra Youngin' jokes.

    Of course dude

    It's not like I could stop you from sending me a PM anyway. ;)

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