Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Kusu's gettin' a new butt for Xmas.

    A christmas miracle 8->

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    for christmas i am getting kusu a red hulk punching bag

    we will punch our green and red hulk punching bags together

    it is the ultimate christmas activity

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    YES

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    TLB: YES YES YES

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    Legba -> zucchini

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai

    ??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    ??? -> Hunter

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Already hearing Christmas music. This gay earth. Eagerly awaiting a phone call from my parents that I have a mystery box waiting for me at home.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Every radio station in my town, except for maybe 2 or 3 at the most, is playing Christmas music nonstop. And today was the parade and lighting of the tree in center square as well.

    Fuck my town/PA/the US standard of having Christmas decorations up in stores before Halloween even ends

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Shit they were playing christmas music at wal-mart on Nov 1

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I told Neville I'd only email no more than once a day on the chain, so I'll PM later to give everyone a chance to check their mail.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Every radio station in my town, except for maybe 2 or 3 at the most, is playing Christmas music nonstop. And today was the parade and lighting of the tree in center square as well.

    Fuck my town/PA/the US standard of having Christmas decorations up in stores before Halloween even ends

    Thanksgiving is just seen as pre-Christmas now.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Radio stations barely work where I live right now, but when I was in Philly the other day there was only one that I turned on and was playing Christmas music

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Occupy North Pole

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Every radio station in my town, except for maybe 2 or 3 at the most, is playing Christmas music nonstop. And today was the parade and lighting of the tree in center square as well.

    Fuck my town/PA/the US standard of having Christmas decorations up in stores before Halloween even ends

    Easter shit goes on sale in stores here as soon as they re-open after Christmas public holidays.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    This is why satellite radio is the best.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Actually the reason most places start selling halloween stuff in July and christmas stuff in october is because those are decorations, which you'll want to buy before you start decorating. This actually makes sense, it just has the horrible side effect of giving companies an excuse to decorate for christmas way too early.

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Bought the first part of my gift. Now to hunt down some of the other things.

  • TenTen Registered User regular
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Ten wrote:
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

    Ugh, I think this every single day as I agonize over what to buy, and then I frantically search the internet for a couple minutes, then don't buy anything because I'm indecisive.

    Sorry, Satanee! I promise there is effort going into this purchase though! I truly care.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I have the idea of what I'm getting you Satanee, I'm just fretting over presentation...!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

    Ugh, I think this every single day as I agonize over what to buy, and then I frantically search the internet for a couple minutes, then don't buy anything because I'm indecisive.

    Sorry, Satanee! I promise there is effort going into this purchase though! I truly care.

    you should send your satanee a picture of yourself in your alphas and be all "Here's your gift, your fucking freedom"

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

    Ugh, I think this every single day as I agonize over what to buy, and then I frantically search the internet for a couple minutes, then don't buy anything because I'm indecisive.

    Sorry, Satanee! I promise there is effort going into this purchase though! I truly care.

    you should send your satanee a picture of yourself in your alphas and be all "Here's your gift, your fucking freedom"

    Nah, full dress uniform. Along with a note that has your phone number, and the sentence "Give these to your sister".

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

    Ugh, I think this every single day as I agonize over what to buy, and then I frantically search the internet for a couple minutes, then don't buy anything because I'm indecisive.

    Sorry, Satanee! I promise there is effort going into this purchase though! I truly care.

    you should send your satanee a picture of yourself in your alphas and be all "Here's your gift, your fucking freedom"

    Nah, full dress uniform. Along with a note that has your phone number, and the sentence "Give these to your sister".

    godmode's a marine, right? Alphas are the full dress

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dear godmode, if I am your satanee you can kill one of my enemies for me as a sweet gift

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Matev wrote:
    I have the idea of what I'm getting you Satanee, I'm just fretting over presentation...!
    same

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Hey @zucchini, here's a hint for what should be showing up at your door tomorrow.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    so

    did you send him jesus

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sheri wrote:
    But tomorrow is Sunday!

    Oh, time zones. It's already Sunday here.

    Okay Zucchini, you get two days to mull that one over!

    Legba on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Bones are slang for money!

    Therefore, he will be receiving a pile of cash. I am so good at solving mysteries.

    Alternately, the humerus, femur, pelvis and skull of that body Legba needed to get rid of..?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I may or may not have skeletons in my closet.

    Legba on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    I may or may not have skeletons in my closet.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    I think I've settled on what I'm going to buy

    Just need this paycheck to come in and I can order

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    I may or may not have skeletons in my closet.

    Well not anymore

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    I may or may not have skeletons in my closet.


    His iOS game is SO WEIRD

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    I know what I'm getting my Satanee but I'm thinking of writing a song or something too and I want to hint to it on the Amazon gift notes - I'd better get on that since it's nearly December, holy crap.

    Ugh, I think this every single day as I agonize over what to buy, and then I frantically search the internet for a couple minutes, then don't buy anything because I'm indecisive.

    Sorry, Satanee! I promise there is effort going into this purchase though! I truly care.

    you should send your satanee a picture of yourself in your alphas and be all "Here's your gift, your fucking freedom"

    Haha, I think they would prefer something a little more tangible. In all fairness, they already have freedom :P
    dear godmode, if I am your satanee you can kill one of my enemies for me as a sweet gift

    Sorry, TLB. You are not my Satanee. However, PM me anyway! Maybe we have a common enemy!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Legba wrote: »
    Hey @zucchini, here's a hint for what should be showing up at your door tomorrow.

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    A picture of your boner? You can just PM that, you know.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    godmode I will need some time to go over my list of enemies

    it is very long because everyone plots against me

  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    hmm... no skeletons showed up today, hoping one shows up Monday!

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    godmode I will need some time to go over my list of enemies

    it is very long because everyone plots against me

    Take your time. Also, save up some money: I'll need half up front for reconnaissance and supplies.

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