Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

lostwords

Smart Hero wrote:

nino give me your chipotles

can't theyre all in ma belly

Margarazzi wrote:

That's a pretty kick-ass gift there, Lost.

for reals, right?

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

nino you are a filthy foreigner too

don't pretend you aren't

i am america now too!


and tox, i completely loved the chocolate covered fudge stars, those were the beeeest

Usagi

Psst @Isoldae

(and @Margarazzi as records keeper)

Your Satan has not yet revealed themselves to you

The Lovely Bastard

you are not america, lost

you are at best guatemala

Nogs

im gonna have to start sending mine piece by piece i think if i wanna meet the deadlines.

custom stuff just aren't being made fast enough so i gotta go send what i got now and then more later.

so satanee - when you get something from me, remember youre getting more.

VisionOfClarity

VisionOfClarity wrote:

Now that the craziness that is Thanksgiving is over I present my presents:

I spent a good hour just flicking through the first handful of pages of Rough Justice. I can't wait to get through it. I'm a bit bummed I didn't get my package from the office early enough to make anything from the Farmhouse Cooking.



I have had these on my wishlist for maybe 2 years at this point. I am super excited to finally own them.

I am super excited because the notes lead me to believe I also have more presents coming.

Thank you mysterious Satan.

More presents for me! My Satan is awesome.

6

So many happy ice cream sundaes and cupcakes in the future.

5

This blew my mind. I think my favourite is the T-Rex tea strainer.

4

I love bright colours and my case had been getting awfully dingy.

Isoldae

Usagi wrote:

Psst @Isoldae

(and @Margarazzi as records keeper)

Your Satan has not yet revealed themselves to you

Yeah.

After reading the card I thought my Satan was someone else.

So I got really confused for a minute there.

Weaver

Stuff I sent should be showing up any day now.

I'm looking at you, postal carriers.

MetroidZoid

I feel bad for my Satanee, because money is tight until my next paycheck so we're looking at an after Christmas gift ... as close as I can get it, buddy, I promise.

On the plus side, I've started work on a very elaborate Christmas card for you, that a couple other forumers might get too just for shits and giggles.

Hint: it starts with

Every Bot
Down in Cybertron
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the <haven't picked a badguy yet>,
Who lived just North of Cybertron,
Did NOT!

Also I will illustrate it.

Isoldae

Starscream is the best bad guy so pick him.

The Lovely Bastard

him or bruticus

best decepticons

Antimatter

Insecticon or Sweep

The Lovely Bastard

wait no make it scorpinok or trypticon

Isoldae

I have literally never heard of any of the guys Anti or TLB just said.

So pick Starscream.

The Lovely Bastard

or just use decepticreep or deceptibum or deceptijerk

Zay

Transformers villains I have heard of:

Megatron
Starscream
That Cool Ass Guy From Revenge of the Fallen - I Think His Name Might Have Actually Been The Fallen?

Vann Diras

what's a deciptiticawn

The Lovely Bastard

a shellfish

very oily

Vann Diras

gross

Fishman

Devastator.

Antimatter

Vann Diras wrote:

what's a deciptiticawn

i read this in annie's voice from the last episode of community
gah

Zay

Fishman wrote:

Devastator.

Is that actually a Transformer??

because that guy wins the villain award

Antimatter

Zay wrote:

Fishman wrote:

Devastator.

Is that actually a Transformer??

because that guy wins the villain award

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Devastator

The Lovely Bastard

ejector is actually the real best decepticon

Vann Diras

Antimatter wrote:

Vann Diras wrote:

what's a deciptiticawn

i read this in annie's voice from the last episode of community
gah

sex

Antimatter

i feel roughly the same way that jeff does there

Zay

Antimatter wrote:

Zay wrote:

Fishman wrote:

Devastator.

Is that actually a Transformer??

because that guy wins the villain award

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Devastator

Oooooh, he was that huge guy in Revenge of the Fallen? That was a cool scene.

(Note: Like the only Transformers thing I have ever seen was RotF).

MetroidZoid

See, Starscream fits. But Starscream is also a bitch so he fits Max's role better.

I don't see Megs hating Christmas, and it's kind of cliche ... maybe Shockwave?

Vann Diras

Antimatter wrote:

i feel roughly the same way that jeff does there

so shamefully aroused

The Lovely Bastard

make it unicron

Vann Diras

Vann Diras wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i feel roughly the same way that jeff does there

so shamefully aroused

with an added dose of terror

Antimatter

Galvatron

Antimatter

Vann Diras wrote:

Vann Diras wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i feel roughly the same way that jeff does there

so shamefully aroused

with an added dose of terror

the second the baby voice turned on the arousal turned off

Zay

Okay that is pretty cool also

Eff the haters, Transformers look rad as hell in the movies

Antimatter

walkin' chandeliers

Zay

Antimatter wrote:

walkin' chandeliers

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Weaver

Team Starscream

Vann Diras

still waiting for the day that a transformers transforms into a not lame series

heh

heh

Antimatter

I rise, you fall

The Lovely Bastard

I like movie transformers

but crazy post movie G1 transformers is all I will accept.

Virgil_Leads_You

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