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11/19/11, 5:00 EST - The Republican Social Values [Debate], now with 600% more Wingnut!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Basically, government is only okay when we like it.

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    ResIpsaLoquiturResIpsaLoquitur Not a grammar nazi, just alt-write. Registered User regular
    "Can the states say 'no' to the Federal Government?"

    No one will answer the question. Paul came close.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    I'm still recovering from Freaking chubby white guy owning Herman Cain on states rights being an excuse for Jim Crow.

    Herman Cain has not only never thought hard about foreign policy, he's apparently never thought about ANYTHING.

    Except for 999 that is.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Please, ask if the only way that states should have been forbidden from outlawing interracial marriage would have been through a Constitutional amendment.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Can the government override the states or not? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

    Also, jab at Romney.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Basically, government is only okay when we like it.

    Government should be small enough to fit inside your uterus.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    My stream is really starting to die. Not sure if it's their side or my side.

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    "Gay marriage is wrong ... as Abraham Lincoln said ..."

    This out of context quote brought to you by Weegian.

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Can the government override the states or not? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

    Also, jab at Romney.
    yes, but only when states are wrong!

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Rick Santorum: Like Abraham Lincoln said, gay marriage is wrong.

    Zombie Abe Lincoln: Dude, not cool.

    Zombie Joshua Speed: Yeah, totally not cool.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Focus on the Family abortion question.

    when Roe v Wade is overturned, will you try to ban abortion legislatively?

    And now the thing gets weirder.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Are there odds on Intrade of whether or not Santorum is going to be caught picking up a male escort someday?

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Focus on the Family abortion question.

    when Roe v Wade is overturned, will you try to ban abortion legislatively?

    And now the thing gets weirder.
    I get the feeling that the person who asked that question does not understand how the government works.

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    Take a shot every time Newt Gingrich makes a historical reference.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    All this "we need to go back to the 18th century values" gets really awkward for conservatives when they have to explain owning slaves and religious strife and women as property of the husband.

    Well, except for Bachmann, she seems fine with that last one.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote:
    Are there odds on Intrade of whether or not Santorum is going to be caught picking up a male escort someday?

    Been off the board for years.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Toldo wrote:
    Take a shot every time Newt Gingrich makes a historical reference.

    More like "take a shot every time Gingrich makes a historical reference which doesn't have shit to do with what we're fucking talking about"

    As someone said in the primary thread "Gingrich is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like"

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

    Unless you're Andrew Jackson, yeah pretty much.

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    Toldo wrote:
    Take a shot every time Newt Gingrich makes a historical reference.

    More like "take a shot every time Gingrich makes a historical reference which doesn't have shit to do with what we're fucking talking about"

    As someone said in the primary thread "Gingrich is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like"

    Oh, man. That's excellent.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Ron Paul wants to be a republic.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

    Yeah, it is absolutely bullshit. You can even put a clause in the law that says the Supreme Court can't look at it. They will look at the clause and pointedly make fun of you in their decision about the law.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Ron Paul: In order to protect the system of checks and balances our Founding Fathers designed and enshrined in the Constitution, it was necessary to destroy it.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote:
    Are there odds on Intrade of whether or not Santorum is going to be caught picking up a male escort someday?

    Been off the board for years.

    Been off the board because the odds are so good no one wants to take the bet?

    One can hope. :)

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote:
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

    Yeah, it is absolutely bullshit. You can even put a clause in the law that says the Supreme Court can't look at it. They will look at the clause and pointedly make fun of you in their decision about the law.

    RELEASE THE SCALIA!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote:
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

    Yeah, it is absolutely bullshit. You can even put a clause in the law that says the Supreme Court can't look at it. They will look at the clause and pointedly make fun of you in their decision about the law.

    Gingrich was specifically talking about that clause.

    Bachmann is now moral panicking about Planned Parenthood under Obamacare.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Obamacare isn't even active yet you stupid bitch. 2014.

    Chemical abortion "preventative care". Yeah, we call that birth control pills.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    annnnd bachmann says planned parenthood will be giving kids abortions in school!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    Obamacare isn't even active yet you stupid bitch. 2014.

    Chemical abortion "preventative care". Yeah, we call that birth control pills.

    Well, that's her point. Once it's active, people will realize that she's spouting bullshit. This is their only chance.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    DoctorArch wrote:
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Newt says that laws can ignore Supreme Court review.

    I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

    Yeah, it is absolutely bullshit. You can even put a clause in the law that says the Supreme Court can't look at it. They will look at the clause and pointedly make fun of you in their decision about the law.

    RELEASE THE SCALIA!

    Scalia has his faults, but he would be brutal at anyone who suggested such nonsense as this.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    They're not being run out of business, they're quitting because they care more about Teh Gays than they do about orphans.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Question about Gay's trying to adopt.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    We've got to go out into the states and burn the witches

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Do Gay's float?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Actually, it's because we're waiting for old people to die.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Santorum is such an asshole. He thinks that people who're OK with their gay neighbors and friends and relatives marrying are just afraid of insulting them.

    Such an ass.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Santorum really is a terrible human being.

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    Can we just call it "gaydoption"?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Santorum sure is blinking a lot. 100 blinks a minute.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
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    Once the old people die off gay marriage is pretty much set.

    The 60s was "a request for toleration"

    Newt're you talking about Teh Gays or about those damn negroes?

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