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Occu-pie Thanksgiving!
Chimera
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So what is everyone's plan for this Thanksgiving? I have no family to claim me so I am likely going to get drunk off eggnog and soco while watching football and eating a frozen turkey dinner. I do however plan on raiding some of the local churches for their Thanksgivng diners since I am evil like that.
What are your favorite dishes? I pretty much am a endless blackhole and will consume just about anything by I have a special spot in my heart for stuffing, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, any kind of pie, and that honey glazed ham!
Got any recipies to share? I'd love to hear them in case I decided to try and cook for my self too.
...and lastly, does anyone have any crazy stories about how one aunt stabbed the other in the kitchen or insanity like that?
What are your favorite dishes? I pretty much am a endless blackhole and will consume just about anything by I have a special spot in my heart for stuffing, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, any kind of pie, and that honey glazed ham!
Got any recipies to share? I'd love to hear them in case I decided to try and cook for my self too.
...and lastly, does anyone have any crazy stories about how one aunt stabbed the other in the kitchen or insanity like that?
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I get it
just make sure you thaw out the turkey COMPLETELY and do it safely. unless you're a fan of kitchen fires.
As far as my favorite Thanksgiving food, it would definitely be Green Bean Casserole. My one contribution this will be Cereal Milk White Russian Milkshakes I saw on Conan last week. I'm such a giver
steamed broccoli and cauliflower, diced chicken breast, all mixed into Velveeta cheese and shells, with a crumbled ritz cracker topping.
So good
Also, when filling your frier with oil (I recommend peanut oil) make sure you understand the concept of Archimedes' principle before putting said turkey into a container full of extremely hot liquid fire death.
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I don't care how I come across it
I do it as unsafe as possible as I love to watch the fire.
We can be alone together!
I'm going to cook up a storm and bring some stuff with me to my family's place 60 miles away, pretend to like some people that I don't, enjoy the time with some people I miss, then head up to Tulsa the next day for a wedding.
It'll be my first Thanksgiving with my mother's new boyfriend. So, we'll see
and have a turkey sandwich
You're doing the lord's work sir. Good man.
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Oh well. Chicken and dressing is worth the awkwardness.
Chicken? Are you a communist?
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before noon
before two
or
woke up drunk
One side of their family is Greek and the other is Italian, and they go to an Orthodox church so they always have their crazy Eastern European friends over, and there is SO MUCH food and booze
It's the best
We hate turkey.
Also I do not like turkey either.
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but just this once
First time in like 9 years I won't be with my friends in Seattle doing our traditional potluck.
Kinda sad about it.
Turkey and Ham is the only way to go.
and we will watch the Macy's Parade
it is our favorite thing.
ahaha
Thanksgivings really do collect misfit guests like some kind of turkey-based Katamari don't they?
As for recipes, my favorite thanksgiving meal is actually the chipped turkey open-faced sandwich with stuffing and gravy I make the days afterwards. Eating I feels like you replaced your insides with a warm, down comforter.
See, Sheri is a true patriot and knows the deal. Ham is the acceptable alternative.
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ALL OF IT IN MY MOUTH.
Excuse me while I go throw up in a corner after writing that.
I prefer it because I get to eat what I want and I don't have to drive anywhere
This is the turkey we have chosen
In order to feel good about putting it in the oven
We have named it Joseph Gobbles
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As another Texan, go cook a damn turkey.