Not the show with the ugly dude and the other dude. Well, some of that stuff too.
But mainly bullshit like this:
This is just stupid bullshit and it's making me angry because they had a dude out there trying to convince people not to get the actual free flu shot from the government clinic around the corner.
Just pay $150 for a spine adjustment to move your spine into a defensive position to shield your organs from the flu viruses. It's completely natural, unlike the genetically engineered zombie viruses the government is trying to infect you with.
ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
I'm just dealing with my usual bad credit bullshit. It's not my credit that is bad, its the idiot's who are trying to buy a car with the shitty credit that is my issue.
I was recently told that anybody who watches porn will become a disgusting deviant that will pervert the world and that because of porn censorship is fine because "it's everywhere so who cares."
I almost wish I had friends who subscribed to homeopathy so I could pull one of those James Randi tricks like taking a whole bottle of the pills and then telling them to quit wasting their money
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Could you give a hedgehog acupuncture?
Someone take a hedgehog to a pet acupuncturist immediately.
I was hanging out with the ladyfriend's cousin the other night
she doesn't believe in evolution
she's queer and totally nonreligious
but she just doesn't believe that the fossil record or radiocarbon dating can ever be verifiable because "no one ever observed it"
Buddy of mine is the same way. He just doesn't believe that there's anyway way we can ever really be sure that those sorts of things are accurate.
"When you starting talking about going back hundreds of thousands of years, there's no reason you wouldn't be off by a few decades, and you have no way to be sure you aren't. So then you go back hundreds of millions of years, how can you possibly know you're not off by hundreds of thousands of years?"
I almost wish I had friends who subscribed to homeopathy so I could pull one of those James Randi tricks like taking a whole bottle of the pills and then telling them to quit wasting their money
My old psych professor did this. I could visibly see people in the lecture theatre have their whole world tipped upside down.
That's nothing, I had an ex-girlfriend who was a psychopath.
Me too! High five!
I feel like people who have never had the psycho boyfriend/girlfriend are missing some vital experience which imparts some essential tidbit, some vital token of wisdom that, if not obtained during tender, sensitive years, will somehow blindside them a million times worse down the road.
Like how it's best to get chicken pox as a kid, rather than when you are older.
There's a place near here that does pet acupuncture.
This is the dumbest
It's fucking hilarious because they have these acupuncture charts of dogs and cats hanging in the window. Which is just absurd if you think about it. But it's also potentially brilliant if you do it in the right area because you only have to convince the owners it works. The pets aren't going to say shit.
I was hanging out with the ladyfriend's cousin the other night
she doesn't believe in evolution
she's queer and totally nonreligious
but she just doesn't believe that the fossil record or radiocarbon dating can ever be verifiable because "no one ever observed it"
Buddy of mine is the same way. He just doesn't believe that there's anyway way we can ever really be sure that those sorts of things are accurate.
"When you starting talking about going back hundreds of thousands of years, there's no reason you wouldn't be off by a few decades, and you have no way to be sure you aren't. So then you go back hundreds of millions of years, how can you possibly know you're not off by hundreds of thousands of years?"
I mean
the reliability of these things does decay over time
but that's kinda built into the models and doesn't disprove evolution or anything
There's a place near here that does pet acupuncture.
This is the dumbest
It's fucking hilarious because they have these acupuncture charts of dogs and cats hanging in the window. Which is just absurd if you think about it. But it's also potentially brilliant if you do it in the right area because you only have to convince the owners it works. The pets aren't going to say shit.
If I was a pet, I would think this is so stupid that I would do everything in my power as a dog to attempt to make communication with the good master person and let them know the exact magnitude of their total idiocy
There's a place near here that does pet acupuncture.
This is the dumbest
It's fucking hilarious because they have these acupuncture charts of dogs and cats hanging in the window. Which is just absurd if you think about it. But it's also potentially brilliant if you do it in the right area because you only have to convince the owners it works. The pets aren't going to say shit.
If I was a pet, I would think this is so stupid that I would do everything in my power as a dog to attempt to make communication with the good master person and let them know the exact magnitude of their total idiocy
"Oh my god, acupuncture enabled my dog to write! That's amazing!"
I was hanging out with the ladyfriend's cousin the other night
she doesn't believe in evolution
she's queer and totally nonreligious
but she just doesn't believe that the fossil record or radiocarbon dating can ever be verifiable because "no one ever observed it"
Buddy of mine is the same way. He just doesn't believe that there's anyway way we can ever really be sure that those sorts of things are accurate.
"When you starting talking about going back hundreds of thousands of years, there's no reason you wouldn't be off by a few decades, and you have no way to be sure you aren't. So then you go back hundreds of millions of years, how can you possibly know you're not off by hundreds of thousands of years?"
I mean
the reliability of these things does decay over time
but that's kinda built into the models and doesn't disprove evolution or anything
Yeah exactly. But when I try to explain that, when they go that far back, they say outright they're only estimates, he comes back with, "Then they don't even know for certain! It could all be horseshit! This is why I hate science. At any given moment everything they think they know is true could be proven completely wrong and total horseshit."
There's a place near here that does pet acupuncture.
This is the dumbest
It's fucking hilarious because they have these acupuncture charts of dogs and cats hanging in the window. Which is just absurd if you think about it. But it's also potentially brilliant if you do it in the right area because you only have to convince the owners it works. The pets aren't going to say shit.
If I was a pet, I would think this is so stupid that I would do everything in my power as a dog to attempt to make communication with the good master person and let them know the exact magnitude of their total idiocy
"Oh my god, acupuncture enabled my dog to write! That's amazing!"
Thanks, I'm actually giggling, needed that right now
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god damn it.
I was hoping to beat that video.
Medicine.
but hes not a republican so i guess i got off ok
Her husband eventually explained the joke, i think.
it's cool that you have a brother-in-law who gets D&D references.
she doesn't believe in evolution
she's queer and totally nonreligious
but she just doesn't believe that the fossil record or radiocarbon dating can ever be verifiable because "no one ever observed it"
That's nothing, I had an ex-girlfriend who was a psychopath.
Me too! High five!
This is the dumbest
Someone take a hedgehog to a pet acupuncturist immediately.
That is the stupidest thing I have heard in my life. Ok not the stupidest thing, but it ranks up there.
Buddy of mine is the same way. He just doesn't believe that there's anyway way we can ever really be sure that those sorts of things are accurate.
"When you starting talking about going back hundreds of thousands of years, there's no reason you wouldn't be off by a few decades, and you have no way to be sure you aren't. So then you go back hundreds of millions of years, how can you possibly know you're not off by hundreds of thousands of years?"
My old psych professor did this. I could visibly see people in the lecture theatre have their whole world tipped upside down.
recognized the music in the background
killed self
Yeah, my sister usually has good taste. But everyone has their odd thing about them.
I feel like people who have never had the psycho boyfriend/girlfriend are missing some vital experience which imparts some essential tidbit, some vital token of wisdom that, if not obtained during tender, sensitive years, will somehow blindside them a million times worse down the road.
Like how it's best to get chicken pox as a kid, rather than when you are older.
Hey, I've had one of those too! We should form a league of some kind.
e: Well, I say one... I wish the number were that low.
It's fucking hilarious because they have these acupuncture charts of dogs and cats hanging in the window. Which is just absurd if you think about it. But it's also potentially brilliant if you do it in the right area because you only have to convince the owners it works. The pets aren't going to say shit.
Zicam, for instance, has zinc in it, which can cause you to lose your sense of smell.
I mean
the reliability of these things does decay over time
but that's kinda built into the models and doesn't disprove evolution or anything
Psssssh, please. There is nothing odd about me what so ever!
If I was a pet, I would think this is so stupid that I would do everything in my power as a dog to attempt to make communication with the good master person and let them know the exact magnitude of their total idiocy
"Oh my god, acupuncture enabled my dog to write! That's amazing!"
Yeah exactly. But when I try to explain that, when they go that far back, they say outright they're only estimates, he comes back with, "Then they don't even know for certain! It could all be horseshit! This is why I hate science. At any given moment everything they think they know is true could be proven completely wrong and total horseshit."
I....yeah
We will change our 'beliefs' in the face of compelling evidence.
Unlike some people.
Thanks, I'm actually giggling, needed that right now