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That's BULLSHIT.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I wish I snagged the one on my facebook about the live cattle export market. Hoo boy

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    The trailer for The Secret is hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san61qTwWsU

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Thanks Dave!

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    (you dork)

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    I used to be pretty taken with a vegan.

    She showed me so much PETA propaganda.

    Oh brilliant
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    my art history professor demonstrated to us the undeniable power of dowsing rods
    oh also this girl I know from work tried to push Ayurvedic medicine on me
    I laughed hard at her for a good 20 seconds

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Ain't it funny how the secret is completely effective and foolproof

    and yet more and more people die of starvation and preventable disease every year.

    either it doesn't work

    or all the people who know how to use it are unbelieveably selfish assholes

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    they just didn't want to live hard enough

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Maybe those poor people should spend some of their money on books Dave.

  • UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    morgellon's disease gives me the willies

    had a french teacher who would spend her free time in class telling us about that and chemtrails and the gubmint

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    "Pagans" bug me. People who pretend that their super recent religion is connected to an ancient religion that NOBODY follows anymore. Like if it was just a new religion that values nature fine but your not that same religion. You're not a druid.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Ain't it funny how the secret is completely effective and foolproof

    and yet more and more people die of starvation and preventable disease every year.

    either it doesn't work

    or all the people who know how to use it are unbelieveably selfish assholes

    nah, it's the old defense of any good faith healer

    if you didn't get healed, it's because in the end you just didn't have enough faith!

    good luck with your cystic fibrosis, you heathen bitch

  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Ain't it funny how the secret is completely effective and foolproof

    and yet more and more people die of starvation and preventable disease every year.

    either it doesn't work

    or all the people who know how to use it are unbelieveably selfish assholes

    You seem to have stumbled upon the secret of the secret

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I remember during an Anthropology class we were shown a Dawkins clip of him testing people who claimed they could find water. They agreed but when they couldn't find it they started making up excuses about how the test didn't have the right paramaters.

    And when the lights went up everyone in my class was going 'They were right, the test wasn't how they normally find water'.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    "Pagans" bug me. People who pretend that their super recent religion is connected to an ancient religion that NOBODY follows anymore. Like if it was just a new religion that values nature fine but your not that same religion. Your not a druid.

    I could apply this statement to most religions.

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    I used to be pretty taken with a vegan.

    She showed me so much PETA propaganda.

    What a shame.

    I was pretty infatuated with a vegan, but she was one of the ones that actually cared about animals and was a huge supporter of the WWF. She was so chill and had pictures from all over the world doing cool shit.

    Then some jock decided to bone her and in doing so, bone me in the process.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    FirmSkater wrote:
    My girlfriend's mother is a pagan high priestess who not only believes in ghosts and demons but also magic, spells, and curses.

    Wait, being pagan is bad now?

    Being any religion is bad on the internet. You're a drooling caveman if you so much as think about some sort of divine being(s)

    Nope.

    You obviously haven't met Atomic Ross.

    To clarify though no one is wrong or bad for having beliefs. They can and should realize their well being and that of others comes first so maybe take your kid to the doctor before you do a crystal cleansing on their failing kidney.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    FirmSkater wrote:
    My girlfriend's mother is a pagan high priestess who not only believes in ghosts and demons but also magic, spells, and curses.

    Wait, being pagan is bad now?

    Is it bad? I have no idea if it is bad I just think that casting magic love spells, trying to summon powerful demons, and threatening literal curses on people is a bit crazy.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I remember a dude getting on my case because I was black and he had just found out that Kwanzaa was a made-up holiday, and was holding me personally accountable.

    And I was all

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    See you guys don't get it. The Secret only works if you believe.

    Obviously you just don't really believe, so it doesn't work.
    "Pagans" bug me. People who pretend that their super recent religion is connected to an ancient religion that NOBODY follows anymore. Like if it was just a new religion that values nature fine but your not that same religion. Your not a druid.

    My what's not a druid?

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Also, a large number of people in my class seemed ok with John Edwards types manipulating people's emotions about their deceased for profit.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I remember during an Anthropology class we were shown a Dawkins clip of him testing people who claimed they could find water. They agreed but when they couldn't find it they started making up excuses about how the test didn't have the right paramaters.

    And when the lights went up everyone in my class was going 'They were right, the test wasn't how they normally find water'.

    Special Pleading. Classic.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    FirmSkater wrote:
    My girlfriend's mother is a pagan high priestess who not only believes in ghosts and demons but also magic, spells, and curses.

    Wait, being pagan is bad now?

    Is it bad? I have no idea if it is bad I just think that casting magic love spells, trying to summon powerful demons, and threatening literal curses on people is a bit crazy.

    Have you ever had someone cast a curse on you over the internet?

    It's pretty amazing.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I went through a pagan phase where I thought I could do magic.

    Then I got the chaplain's wife pregnant.

    I didn't really do it anymore after that.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Tox wrote:
    I went through a pagan phase where I thought I could do magic.

    Then I got the chaplain's wife pregnant.

    I didn't really do it anymore after that.

    Isn't this an episode of Moral orel?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Murder all homeopaths and vaccine-haters, not even joking.

  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Wow that's pretty extreme!

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Threaten herd immunity and you deserve death, tbh.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Well, maybe not murder.

    People who don't vaccinate their kids should probably be subjected to some of the diseases they're refusing to deal with though.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    For the Herd!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Usagi wrote:
    #pipe that makes me livid, like just frothingly angry

    my favourite part was when the guy said he wanted a clean, quiet power generator in his back yard and why was that so hard

    and I was like "Oh you mean solar cells you can put on your roof and you could literally go out today and buy some"

    Or, "well if it's so easy let's see you do it shithead"

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Ugh, it's 2011 and other people haven't fixed all the problems for me? Come on people, jeez.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    We will fight for, bovine freedom,
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free, with the buffalo
    Or die.

    Cows with guns.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Too much drinking down Australia way.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKU0yCYvGxA

    I haven't really looked at a lot of Dawkins stuff, but I love this clip

  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    know whats cool

    internet mail order "herbal supplements" typically have undeclared amounts of drugs that do what they're actually advertised to do (sildenafil for boner pills etc) except poorly manufactured and far riskier than the actual drugs

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    it's after 10pm
    and I'm ready to choke people

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    "Pagans" bug me. People who pretend that their super recent religion is connected to an ancient religion that NOBODY follows anymore. Like if it was just a new religion that values nature fine but your not that same religion. Your not a druid.
    TrippyJing wrote:
    The trailer for The Secret is hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san61qTwWsU

    Holy shit, I've never seen this before.

    You could just replace some of the dialog and captions and this could easily be a trailer for another Dan Brown movie.

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