my art history professor demonstrated to us the undeniable power of dowsing rods
oh also this girl I know from work tried to push Ayurvedic medicine on me
I laughed hard at her for a good 20 seconds
Every time I hear the word "chemtrail" used seriously I am tempted to take a shot, but I would not be able to function. I could actually buy Monsanto doing something that screwed up but then, Maui is full of hippies, stoners and conspiracy theorists, so I take most everything like that well salted.
I just recently finished reading Ben Goldacre's Bad Science book. If you ever want to get depressed about what people will believe even when faced with hard evidence then I'd recommend it.
It was a reader of his blog that got Gillian McKeith banned from using the word "Dr" on her "health" bars thanks to an Advertising Standards Agency complaint. Ben Goldacre got his dead cat the exact same PHD through a mail-order process.
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
The group "Christian Scientists" are neither Christian nor Scientists. They're misguided idiots or horrible people, depending. (Please note that this post in no way should lower esteem for actual Christians.)
Oregon had to close a loophole in their state law recently (and I hope other states like this follow) in that a parent guilty of manslaughter on their kid (aka praying instead of giving them a known remedy (in this case, INSULIN)) can no longer be found not guilty because of "spiritual" belief. *sighs* People.
There's a place near here that does pet acupuncture.
This is the dumbest
That is the stupidest thing I have heard in my life. Ok not the stupidest thing, but it ranks up there.
There are multiple pet psychics in Santa Fe.
I'm getting something...yes...yes, I'm getting something. Your Fluffy...he liked rawhide bones! He liked your shoelaces too! Yes yes, Fluffy is happy! That'll be $250.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
god internships are bullshit
you are a multi-million dollar company and your website looks like a cat's asshole
don't ask for a contract "internship" designer to do it for you for free, you stupid cheap people
this is how you got yourself into this mess in the first place!
My friend is currently seeing a girl (whom one of my OTHER friends used to date) who believes in all this magical majestic mumbo-jumbo
She constantly talks about The Secret, and how it is real
And the example she uses
Is the best
"I was at work one day and really tired and really wanted a coffee. But I was too tired to go get one. So I thought really hard about coffee and envisioned myself drinking one for about 10 minutes when all of a sudden my boss shows up with a coffee for me! How can you disprove THAT???"
She then goes on to say that it scared her so much that she is afraid of her own psychic powers
My friend went into this thing knowing full well what her mindset is (both from me and my other friend constantly warning him)
So now of course he gets made fun of for his poor life decisions
On top of all of this she is also one of those GAMER GURLZ that go out of their way to really let you know that they are a girl that plays videogames and that as such they are like, totally rare and unique
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I read today that one of the major manufacturers of those magic power balance bracelets lost a huge class action and are going to have to file for bankruptcy because of it.
I was recently told that anybody who watches porn will become a disgusting deviant that will pervert the world and that because of porn censorship is fine because "it's everywhere so who cares."
Gatsby, I've seen what you get up to, this is entirely factually accurate and you are proof of it!
I read today that one of the major manufacturers of those magic power balance bracelets lost a huge class action and are going to have to file for bankruptcy because of it.
I just recently finished reading Ben Goldacre's Bad Science book. If you ever want to get depressed about what people will believe even when faced with hard evidence then I'd recommend it.
It was a reader of his blog that got Gillian McKeith banned from using the word "Dr" on her "health" bars thanks to an Advertising Standards Agency complaint. Ben Goldacre got his dead cat the exact same PHD through a mail-order process.
Yes I love this book
Never have I been so amazed by the overwhelming stupidity of society than throughout this book.
Did you know that all of your chi energy is focused in your perineum? It's true! The blood vessels in your durf are all connected to the heart, and by manipulating them via razor sharp, jagged needles thrust into your chode, you can cure almost any medical problem related to your heart in any way. For instance, dandruff wouldn't be on your head if your heart were to stop beating! Many people do not know this. Here at the Grundle Institute of Therapy, we work exclusively with the best, sharpest needles and all-natural salt, guaranteed to have your fleshy fun bridge bleeding out all those bad humours or your $300 back.
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I'm getting something...yes...yes, I'm getting something. Your Fluffy...he liked rawhide bones! He liked your shoelaces too! Yes yes, Fluffy is happy! That'll be $250.
"Learning about the well being of their pets both living and deceased"
I'm getting something...yes...yes, I'm getting something. Your Fluffy...he liked rawhide bones! He liked your shoelaces too! Yes yes, Fluffy is happy! That'll be $250.
"Learning about the well being of their pets both living and deceased"
Actual service offered by one of them.
Your dog had a pretty good job in the afterlife, but has been laid off recently and is considering after-death suicide
I got put into a special 2-hour-a-week-thing with the pastor at my Catholic school for standing up for a gay student in religion class
She kept giving him extra "home work" and very focused readings all around what she called his "life style choice"
Eventually I called her out on her bullshit and told her in front of the whole class that she was being bigoted and that one passage she loves to quote to him so much about a man lying with a man is followed by the instruction to stone misbehaving children to death and why isn't she teaching us that
Boom I was in the office and got to spend 2 hours every Friday with our pastor
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
I'm getting something...yes...yes, I'm getting something. Your Fluffy...he liked rawhide bones! He liked your shoelaces too! Yes yes, Fluffy is happy! That'll be $250.
"Learning about the well being of their pets both living and deceased"
Actual service offered by one of them.
Your dog had a pretty good job in the afterlife, but has been laid off recently and is considering after-death suicide
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it in this life; these things only go one way
So there's really only one option for you if you really want to help your dead dog out
Even though it's against the law for me to suggest this option as professional advice, I will hint very heavily at what it is
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oh my goodness I just looked this up
it's just balancing humors?? that is amazing.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/parents-guilty-of-manslaughter-over-daughters-eczema-death-20090605-bxvx.html
good
throw away the fucking key
There are multiple pet psychics in Santa Fe.
It was a reader of his blog that got Gillian McKeith banned from using the word "Dr" on her "health" bars thanks to an Advertising Standards Agency complaint. Ben Goldacre got his dead cat the exact same PHD through a mail-order process.
Oregon had to close a loophole in their state law recently (and I hope other states like this follow) in that a parent guilty of manslaughter on their kid (aka praying instead of giving them a known remedy (in this case, INSULIN)) can no longer be found not guilty because of "spiritual" belief. *sighs* People.
I'm getting something...yes...yes, I'm getting something. Your Fluffy...he liked rawhide bones! He liked your shoelaces too! Yes yes, Fluffy is happy! That'll be $250.
you are a multi-million dollar company and your website looks like a cat's asshole
don't ask for a contract "internship" designer to do it for you for free, you stupid cheap people
this is how you got yourself into this mess in the first place!
She constantly talks about The Secret, and how it is real
And the example she uses
Is the best
"I was at work one day and really tired and really wanted a coffee. But I was too tired to go get one. So I thought really hard about coffee and envisioned myself drinking one for about 10 minutes when all of a sudden my boss shows up with a coffee for me! How can you disprove THAT???"
She then goes on to say that it scared her so much that she is afraid of her own psychic powers
My friend went into this thing knowing full well what her mindset is (both from me and my other friend constantly warning him)
So now of course he gets made fun of for his poor life decisions
On top of all of this she is also one of those GAMER GURLZ that go out of their way to really let you know that they are a girl that plays videogames and that as such they are like, totally rare and unique
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Gatsby, I've seen what you get up to, this is entirely factually accurate and you are proof of it!
proof that there is a god
Those people are fun to talk to
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That's not what I was thinking of, and it was bugging the hell out of me, but I found the thread here
I remember this thread, and the hilarious times I had reading it.
"medical science"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
thank "god"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yeah, there was a chat on Facebook recently about that thread and his Gang of Daggers stuff.
He's hilarious, and I think still around.
e: Oh, it's nowhere near as interesting as "muscle mastrubation" made it sound.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You have to learn to manipulate your fuchsia
That's more like it. Now we can get some serious muscle mastrubation going. :winky:
Perineum Pinning
It's like a cross between acupuncture and reflexology
You stick needles into gullible people's taints, all the while the person you are puncturing is thanking you for making their psoriasis feel so good
It seems like a win/win for me, since it might be the first time I've ever been paid to do what I truly love
Yes I love this book
Never have I been so amazed by the overwhelming stupidity of society than throughout this book.
Every time one of my coworkers suggests some crazy ass bullshit for my psoriasis I just want to punch them,
Reflexology it is!
"Learning about the well being of their pets both living and deceased"
Actual service offered by one of them.
Your dog had a pretty good job in the afterlife, but has been laid off recently and is considering after-death suicide
She kept giving him extra "home work" and very focused readings all around what she called his "life style choice"
Eventually I called her out on her bullshit and told her in front of the whole class that she was being bigoted and that one passage she loves to quote to him so much about a man lying with a man is followed by the instruction to stone misbehaving children to death and why isn't she teaching us that
Boom I was in the office and got to spend 2 hours every Friday with our pastor
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it in this life; these things only go one way
So there's really only one option for you if you really want to help your dead dog out
Even though it's against the law for me to suggest this option as professional advice, I will hint very heavily at what it is