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That's BULLSHIT.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    literally the worst extant piece of art
    just the awfulest
    look at those various elements

    it is superb you butt

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    no that sucks

    the best X related thing is this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMWXLEXxJZc

    after you beat the last animal boss, you come back to the stage select screen and it hits you like a ton of bricks

    this is a pretty bitchin' thing, yes

    I may be biased here but I still think MMX has the best music in the series

    though there are some killer tracks in MMX2 and 3

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    literally the worst extant piece of art
    just the awfulest
    look at those various elements

    "look at those various elements"

    this is a thing roast beef would say

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Ultrasound Graphics Synthesis

    8-bit fidelity engine


    it's a masterful piece of art

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    you have fallen neatly into my Sarchasm anti
    now prepare to be imprisoned in my prison constructed from pure irony forever!

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    sarchasm is pretty good tam

    i'm not going to lie to you

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    ok but literally, I can not think of a better Ultimate Boss Debut theme than that

    edit: that is my favorite portmanteau I use it every chance I get

    Tam on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Storm eagle has the best mega man x music.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Faxanadu

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    you have fallen neatly into my Sarchasm anti
    now prepare to be imprisoned in my prison constructed from pure irony forever!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAMZPWZNOQY&feature=related

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    chill penguin was my favorite

    edit: that means I didn't actually think it was shit, boo-boo

    Tam on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Storm eagle has the best mega man x music.

    nah

    armored armadillo automatically wins that battle because of the metal shredfest forty seconds in

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Mega Man X bosses had such great character design, too

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    oh that reminds me
    what in the fuck is a kuwanger
    yes I am aware I have the information superhighway at my fingertips
    I want to read it from one of you

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    a stag beetle, from the japanese word for the same kuwagata

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tam wrote:
    oh that reminds me
    what in the fuck is a kuwanger
    yes I am aware I have the information superhighway at my fingertips
    I want to read it from one of you

    japanese for cockroach

    edit: or, stag beetle, apparently

    Shorty on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    so he's some kind of bug
    ok

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Boomer Kuwanger is the last of the eight Mavericks that X fights in the Rockman X manga. X was searching for Zero in an aerial vehicle when a giant tower appeared from the ground and wiped out the city around it in one shot, and was charging in preparation for an even greater one. After entering, he finds Boomer Kuwanger at the top of the tower. Kuwanger moves so fast that X can't see him, and his Boomerang Cutter is sharp enough to cut X's armor, damaging his X-Buster. At a disadvantage, X tries to shoot in all directions to hit him, making Kuwanger worried and slow down for a short time when he hit a part of the ceiling. Because of this and some of Kuwanger speeches, X shot at the ceiling (also destroying Kuwanger's right leg) and discovered that he moved his mind to the tower, allowing him to surpass his limits. His mind was protected by a force field that could not be destroyed even by X's charge shot. When the charge of the tower completed, X saw a energy line and attached it to his buster, giving him enough energy to destroy almost half of the tower with one shot, killing Boomer Kuwanger. X's buster became useless after this.

    Boomer Kuwanger is later revived by his brother Gravity Beetle in the Rockman X3 manga. He now only speaks in katakana and the lower half of his body was replaced by a machine. Gravity Beetle captured X and Zero and he tries to transfer Boomer Kuwanger's program into Zero's body. X fights against them to save Zero, and uses a Gravity Hole fired by Gravity Beetle into his arm to destroy Boomer Kuwanger. The Gravity Hole flies from his arm to the sky and transforms into a giant black hole with a image of Boomer Kuwanger's head inside. Like his previous fight against Boomer Kuwanger, X destroys the black hole by connecting cables of the Big Beetle transport into his buster to fire a powerful charged shot.

    I honestly cannot say for sure that I didn't write this when I was eight

    Arang on
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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    it is ten minutes to midnight and I got the munchies real bad

    help

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I could really go for a Hot Pocket right now.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Storm eagle has the best mega man x music.

    nah

    armored armadillo automatically wins that battle because of the metal shredfest forty seconds in

    yeah but fuck armored armadillo

    I had to try so many times to get that stupid fireball

  • TamTam Registered User regular
    yeah but that hadouken has nothing to do with him other than it incidentally being in his stage

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Storm eagle has the best mega man x music.

    nah

    armored armadillo automatically wins that battle because of the metal shredfest forty seconds in

    yeah but fuck armored armadillo

    I had to try so many times to get that stupid fireball

    you should see me do it

    I still have all the muscle memory from when I was ten

    I knock that shit right out, all shootin' down robot birds with precision single shots

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    yeah but that hadouken has nothing to do with him other than it incidentally being in his stage

    pffff that's no excuse

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Also you're all wrong

    Spark Mandrill had the best music

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    crashman has the best stage music of retro mega man

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    god I played so much Mega Man X

    I actually don't think I ever got the fireball. Or even beat it, for that matter. Tried a bunch of times though.

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    I made megaman X my bitch when I was eight

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Antimatter wrote:
    crashman has the best stage music of retro mega man

    nah

    air man

    I will also accept flash man

    Shorty on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Alright after listening to Spark Mandrill again that might be my favorite.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I remember the first time I selected a boss in MMX

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    KABLAM

    CHILL PENGUIN

    I damn near crapped myself

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Poor Chill Penguin

    no one ever has any problems with him

    not even babies

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    I remember the first time I selected a boss in MMX

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    KABLAM

    CHILL PENGUIN

    I damn near crapped myself

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y5kkkDyqOQ

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I've had that in my head basically this whole time CD

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    due vendetta is so rad live

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Poor Chill Penguin

    no one ever has any problems with him

    not even babies

    oh, he handed me my ass the first time I got to him

    but at this point I can beat all the bosses with just the x-buster

    in fact that's how I prefer to fight storm eagle, sting chameleon, and launch octopus

    Shorty on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    due vendetta is so rad live

    christ yes it is

    their pax afterparty show was easily one of the best live shows I've seen

    motorhead topped it but that's it

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