It can difficult to stay sane when fighting some shitty website. It often takes me a few hours on the really bad ones so I can be sure that their crap system isn't negatively impacting how I look.
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I rewrote my cv yesterday for the first time in 2 years. That was not fun. That being said, I do enjoy job interviews, as somehow I became really good at them a couple of years back, after I spent a month having to convince agencies I was worth the hassle
BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Hmm...I think I'll just stick to the Latin stuff and try and show my interests in digital humanities and using new technologies and stuff for teaching.
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Well, the West Ham and Huw Edwards stories can't be disproved easily, and you can substitute something else for the invention of swans. Claim to have come up with the idea for Angry Birds on a drunken night out with your mate Gary, but he stole it and made millions. Again, pull a phlegmatic face at this point to show you're the bigger man/woman.
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I generally open with: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hire me now now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Hmm...I think I'll just stick to the Latin stuff and try and show my interests in digital humanities and using new technologies and stuff for teaching.
FINE IGNORE ME THEN SEE IF I CARE LAST TIME I TRY AND HELP YOU
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Well, the West Ham and Huw Edwards stories can't be disproved easily, and you can substitute something else for the invention of swans. Claim to have come up with the idea for Angry Birds on a drunken night out with your mate Gary, but he stole it and made millions. Again, pull a phlegmatic face at this point to show you're the bigger man/woman.
I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
I just hate writing personal statement type things...working out how best to describe my research and what I want to do in the future and make it sound half-way good.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Hmm...I think I'll just stick to the Latin stuff and try and show my interests in digital humanities and using new technologies and stuff for teaching.
FINE IGNORE ME THEN SEE IF I CARE LAST TIME I TRY AND HELP YOU
I generally open with: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hire me now now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I generally open with: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hire me now now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I'm inclined to believe you, but "very long career"?
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I generally open with: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hire me now now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I'm inclined to believe you, but "very long career"?
That explains where I've been going wrong.
A friend of mine actually started his "techniques" thesis chapter with that quote.
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That makes sense then!
i should tell him he'd be quite smug
I made a gif out of that years ago!
excuse me
tee hee
It can difficult to stay sane when fighting some shitty website. It often takes me a few hours on the really bad ones so I can be sure that their crap system isn't negatively impacting how I look.
stop being dicks, my team, win some fucking matches
Otherwise known as 'looking stupid because you wrote something stupid you stupid stupid'.
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This makes my lost book pain hurt more.
Go for broke. Begin your personal statement by claiming to have invented swans or something, then make passing references to the trial you had for West Ham (but then you picked up an injury - at this point make a 'funny old world innit?' face) and the time you saved Huw Edwards from drowning.
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what goes around comes around
Edit: And now I'm reading The God Delusion. Well, thanks D&D, I guess.
thanks, mom :rolleyes:
That could lead to some incredibly awkward interviews.
Hmm...I think I'll just stick to the Latin stuff and try and show my interests in digital humanities and using new technologies and stuff for teaching.
Well, the West Ham and Huw Edwards stories can't be disproved easily, and you can substitute something else for the invention of swans. Claim to have come up with the idea for Angry Birds on a drunken night out with your mate Gary, but he stole it and made millions. Again, pull a phlegmatic face at this point to show you're the bigger man/woman.
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FINE IGNORE ME THEN SEE IF I CARE LAST TIME I TRY AND HELP YOU
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I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.
I'll see if I can fit in Huw Edwards somewhere...
Good luck. *click*
I'm inclined to believe you, but "very long career"?
That explains where I've been going wrong.
A friend of mine actually started his "techniques" thesis chapter with that quote.
I've not seen it. Taken is one of those films were the concept has ovetaken the film itself in fame.