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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?

    I want to see a clip of this.

  • BogartBogart Kneel before Mod Registered User, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.

    Oh, that'd be easy.

    "Get a duck, some growth hormones, a bunch of those rings some women put around their necks to make them longer and some tippex. The rest is self-explanatory." If they ask for more detail make a face like you can't believe they're so dense and maybe you don't want to work for this Mickey Mouse outfit anymore.

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote:
    Good morrow. So, the stalking is already in full swing, eh?

    *creep*

    Actually, I am already done my stalking and shopping. Now I wait for the delivery man to arrive so I can wrap and ship to my Santee.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • BogartBogart Kneel before Mod Registered User, Moderator mod
    Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?

    I want to see a clip of this.

    Prince Charles was on Dragon's Den?

  • BogartBogart Kneel before Mod Registered User, Moderator mod
    It seems the last Secret Santa gift I got someone would have made a great gift for my current one. Can't do the same thing again, though. Hmmm.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Making coffee. There is something very soothing with making coffee.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    All the Santas should just pool their money

    and send Dyna 47 Buddha heads

    As long as they're handcrafted by genuine Indian artisans.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?

    I want to see a clip of this.

    Prince Charles was on Dragon's Den?

    He gave Duncan Banatyne and Theo Pathitis a 45% stake in the Monarchy in return for help with his organic carrot business.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh ego search, how i've missed you.

    although you did dredge up some shit from the past that gave me some complicated feelings but we're cool now.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    All hail CoKing Duncan and CoKing Theodorus!

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Wait, the Luc Besson Taken?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?

    I want to see a clip of this.

    That is entertaining. All we get in the UK is that guy who had magic shaving gel that made blades last forever and was going to bring down the whole men's shaving industry, but he didn't want to sell it to one of those companies because they'd just sit on it AND HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE MY GENIUS.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?

    I want to see a clip of this.

    That is entertaining. All we get in the UK is that guy who had magic shaving gel that made blades last forever and was going to bring down the whole men's shaving industry, but he didn't want to sell it to one of those companies because they'd just sit on it AND HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE MY GENIUS.

    I remember one guy had a pretty rubbish pitch about a piece of plastic designed to stop the centre of pizzas getting soggy, and it looked like he was going to flop until Peter Jones suddenly talked himself into seeing the potential. I think he got two dragons in spite of himself.

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    All the Santas should just pool their money

    and send Dyna 47 Buddha heads

    As long as they're handcrafted by genuine Indian artisans.

    I really think just one more would be good.

    That way you would have a match set.

    If I was your Secret Santa, I would totes send you a Buddha head.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    All the Santas should just pool their money

    and send Dyna 47 Buddha heads

    As long as they're handcrafted by genuine Indian artisans.

    I really think just one more would be good.

    That way you would have a match set.

    If I was your Secret Santa, I would totes send you a Buddha head.

    I would go to indochina and steal the head of a buddha statue

    use explosives to get it off

    have it delivered via sikorsky skycrane

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    All the Santas should just pool their money

    and send Dyna 47 Buddha heads

    As long as they're handcrafted by genuine Indian artisans.

    I really think just one more would be good.

    That way you would have a match set.

    If I was your Secret Santa, I would totes send you a Buddha head.

    I would go to indochina and steal the head of a buddha statue

    use explosives to get it off

    have it delivered via sikorsky skycrane

    Set it on the lawn right in front of Dyna's house.

    It would be glorious!

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"

    Abdhyius on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    I'd actually like a massive buddha head. Once I have cash and a garden, this is what I shall purchase.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"

    His car would never be covered by insurance though.

    Due to it being an act of god.



    8-)

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"

    I hope you're abusing your army connections and using a hi-tech military helicopter for this.

    You need some style.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.

    Oh, that'd be easy.

    "Get a duck, some growth hormones, a bunch of those rings some women put around their necks to make them longer and some tippex. The rest is self-explanatory." If they ask for more detail make a face like you can't believe they're so dense and maybe you don't want to work for this Mickey Mouse outfit anymore.
    You're hired.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't get the insurance "act of god" thing.

    If you believe in an omnipotent god, everything is an act of god.

    If you don't and it's just a random occurence, well, unexpected things is why you have insurance

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I don't get the insurance "act of god" thing.

    If you believe in an omnipotent god, everything is an act of god.

    If you don't and it's just a random occurence, well, unexpected things is why you have insurance

    Hey... I am not an Insuranceologist.

    All I know is that it's a thing.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening

    thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening

    thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet


    So then why are people screaming them?
    :?

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening

    thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet


    So then why are people screaming them?
    :?

    because people do that

    they scream at and antagonize the cops when the cops haven't even done anything yet

    then the cops do stuff and they cry and play martyr

    it's repugnant

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I don't get the insurance "act of god" thing.

    If you believe in an omnipotent god, everything is an act of god.

    If you don't and it's just a random occurence, well, unexpected things is why you have insurance

    I wonder if you could take them to court over it. They deny your claim with the 'act of god' clause, so you sue them to prove the existence of god, otherwise they have to pay up. It sounds like it'd be an easy victory for you.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular

    Pony wrote:
    so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening

    thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet

    tell him to get a glass bottle, fill it with 3/4ths gasoline and 1/4th motor oil, put a rag in the opening, put the lid on, turn it on its head so the rag gets soaked, light it, and throw it at a cop

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Larisa Oleynik is so pretty. I'm glad she's back on TV.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Whennnnnnnnn theeeeeeeeeee

    cop hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats...


    a protest...

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Larisa Oleynik is so pretty. I'm glad she's back on TV.

    Yes she is, and on what show?

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    oh good, they're trying to board up a gazebo to fortify it against police entry

    that's gonna go well

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Larisa Oleynik is so pretty. I'm glad she's back on TV.

    Yes she is, and on what show?

    Hawaii Five-0

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    oh good, they're trying to board up a gazebo to fortify it against police entry

    that's gonna go well

    um

    why?

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  • thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening

    thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet

    tell him to get a glass bottle, fill it with 3/4ths gasoline and 1/4th motor oil, put a rag in the opening, put the lid on, turn it on its head so the rag gets soaked, light it, and throw it at a cop

    wait a minute

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Larisa Oleynik is so pretty. I'm glad she's back on TV.

    Yes she is, and on what show?

    Hawaii Five-0

    Oh.

    Well that's disappointing.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Five-o! five-o!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    They may take our lands but they'll never take... our gazebo?

    matt has a problem on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Hawaii Five-0 is incredible. Every episode they murder dozens of "suspects" for pretty vague reasons while making witty quips. The only weakness it has is a "wacky" forensic investigator, who I'm hoping will die soon.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    oh good, they're trying to board up a gazebo to fortify it against police entry

    that's gonna go well

    um

    why?

    look man i don't know

    these people refuse to lose. they've lost. there was a legal battle in the courts, they lost, their tent city has to go down, them's the fuckin' breaks

    but some of them do NOT want to accept that, and they're acting like 10 year olds who don't want to leave summer camp and go back home to their real lives

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