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The hell did I drink?

GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I woke up this morning and had to take a piss. I knew something was wrong when I started to go and kept going and going and going and going and going.


Like, for three fucking minutes.


That's 900-ish mL people. A god-damn racehorse.


What the hell you guys?

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It was semen.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I've got diapers of holding!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    oh god, dru, why?

    why?

    I'm gonna punch you thru the intarwebzzz


    EDIT: Hey, does it say we edited our post any more?

    EDIT 2: Yep, there it is.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I <3 u 2 Geek.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You're diabetic, Godfather.
    Surprise!

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i think the best power would be killing people through the internet

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is there some sort of conversion rate for pissing? Or is 300mL/min generally the standard?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've got diapers of holding!

    D:

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I know for a fact i'm not diabetic.


    I think it was a bad combination of IHOP and some other liquid. It didn't hurt or anything, it just never stopped.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    Is there some sort of conversion rate for pissing? Or is 300mL/min generally the standard?

    If you've had kidney stones blocking your urinary tract, then yes.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hawaiian Punch is the shit

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    When I said it was semen, I meant what he had drunk, not what he was peeing.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Hawaiian Punch is the shit

    Try that Tropical Punch that Coca-Cola makes. Or maybe it's Pepsi.
    I don't know who makes it, I just know that it's next to the pop in the aisle and it kicks ass.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hee hee, you said pop.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I love it when I pee alot with a large amount of pressure.

    It kind of makes a "head" on it, like a nice cold glass of beer.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I love it when I pee alot with a large amount of pressure.

    It kind of makes a "head" on it, like a nice cold glass of beer.


    I fealt like the toilet bartender, frothing the urine up.


    "Want me to top that off for ya?"

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I drank about two forties, two glasses of wine

    and god knows how many beers last night

    also smoked a coupla bowls with Mike Magnuson

    it was a night for rocking, gentlemen, but i am hung over

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    who pees in milliliters? Seriously. Pee in cups like a real man.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    who pees in milliliters? Seriously. Pee in cups like a real man.

    That's how they measure in hospitals.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    hi5!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    I flush my toilet

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    When I said it was semen, I meant what he had drunk, not what he was peeing.

    Well, if he drank it, wouldn't he then pee it out?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why do boys get to have a fun way to pee? Peeing isn't fun for girls.

    Man, you guys get everything.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    I flush my toilet

    You are missing out.

    Nothing makes you feel more manly than ripping something apart with the force of your urination.

    Well, except maybe having a lot of sex with a pretty lady, but the peeing thing is close.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    best way to potty-train little boys?

    toss a handful of cheeri-os in the toilet and tell him to sink them.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    best way to potty-train little boys?

    toss a handful of cheeri-os in the toilet and tell him to sink them.

    Fucking genius.

    Framling on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    best way to potty-train little boys?

    toss a handful of cheeri-os in the toilet and tell him to sink them.

    Fucking genius.

    hell, I do it every once in a while for myself, just so I can feel like I'm destroying some Summer Camp's inner-tube adventure.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    and the second I hit submit, I turned around and there is a commercial for Fruity Cherio-Os where kids are rafting around on them.

    Creepy? Or message from God?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    and the second I hit submit, I turned around and there is a commercial for Fruity Cherio-Os where kids are rafting around on them.

    Creepy? Or message from God?

    It's a creepy message from God.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    and the second I hit submit, I turned around and there is a commercial for Fruity Cherio-Os where kids are rafting around on them.

    Creepy? Or message from God?

    It's a creepy message from God.

    GOOD ENOUGH!!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    Like in Return of the Joker.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    Like in Return of the Joker.

    Exactly like Return of the Joker.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've got diapers of holding!

    Oh god, kiss me Dru.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Why do boys get to have a fun way to pee? Peeing isn't fun for girls.

    Man, you guys get everything.

    if im not mistaken, girls get boobs.

    i think you won.

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  • tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I find I have to pee a lot after a vigorous night of sex even if i havent drank anything, and I thought it was just me too but then there was that scene in Me myself and Irene :) But yeah long pees are great and I have been doing a lot of that, although no sex to link it to :(

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    Like in Return of the Joker.

    I read 'Return of the Joxer.'

    :?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This thread is falling...falling down the rabbit hole. We must save it.


    WITH PICS

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    hahaha rabbit

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I always love when I go to pee and there's some toilet paper floating around in there already, and I can pretend I'm destroying asteroids in space with a giant laser beam, or destroying a naval fleet from orbit with a giant laser beam, or destroying a space armada with a giant laser beam.

    Like in Return of the Joker.

    I read 'Return of the Joxer.'

    :?

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    Return of Jax-Ur.

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  • tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats a fine beard my friend

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