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[Skyrim] & [The Elder Scrolls] Skyrim's second update may bork the game! Be wary!

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    Something spectacular.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So Scimitars were the first weapons I picked up besides the iron crap you get in the tutorial.
    They're legendary right now and only need steel ingots to improve should I choose to do so. I thought to myself, "there is no way that these simple weapons could be end-game viable".

    But they are

    Looking up the base damage, it looks like only Daedric, Ebony, and Glass will ever outdamage them.
    Since I went up the left side of the smith tree, only Glass can actually out damage them.
    DAMMIT.

    I only grabbed two smithing perks to be able to upgrade enchanted items for my thief. Which means I get the steel upgrades. The akavari style swords you can find are like the scimitars: nice since they do more base damage than normal steel swords but benefit from the same perk. They also actually look like real swords. Most other swords look like fantasy frat paddles with a point end added. The downside is that they still sometimes do the stealth kill animation the double edged swords do: using the backside of the sword to cut the victim's throat even though it's rather blunt on the curved swords.
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    SniperGuy wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    one thing I like about skyrim

    you definitely get the goods for being evil

    I seem to have inadvertently descended into demon worship

    I feel like there actually aren't many opportunities to be good. A lot of the quests are steered towards evil, especially the thieves guild and the Dark Brotherhood. Why can't we have a paladin guild or something? I don't feel any incentive to not be evil.

    The reward for being evil is power and glory. The reward for being good is dick all in terms of material goods but the knowledge that you can sleep at night because you have not been evil.

    Sounds pretty true to life to me.

    Except this doesn't translate to video games at all. There should be rewards for being either one.

    There are. There are plenty of quests that aren't really in line with what an evil character would do. The rewards are not necessarily symmetrical. As an example callous character isn't going to run around helping out the people of a city to earn the right to buy property. It's the totally mercenary character that really gets all the rewards. Which suits the game just fine really since many if not all of the historical heroes of note in the setting were never totally good, just driven.

    The alchemist in Solitude let me take all the ingredients off her shelves with the sole exception of her void salts, after doing one helpful quest.

    So that's one reward for being good: High disposition with a npc and they will let you have any of their junk. Except alchemical "junk" is never junk junk.

  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    korodullin wrote:
    Something spectacular.

    I know, but I need more explanation than that goddamnit!

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  • ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

  • ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I'm not sure if these two were posted yet. But here they are. Both are brilliant.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuFNZijnCo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YwYwgVXI9I&feature=related

    I would kill for a gif of the Dovahkiin holding a skull, and shaking it up and down as that guy bitches you out, so its jaw moves in time with his.

    Archonex on
  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

    Read up on it.

    Still need more explanation I'm afraid. :P

    Antihippy on
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  • ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

    Read up on it.

    Still need more explanation I'm afraid. :P

    Explanation given!
    Lucien Lachance is the former speaker of the Dark Brotherhood, and, usually, one suave motherfucker. He's a fan favorite of Oblivion, and as a result, shows up in Skyrim, the same as Shadowmere, another fan favorite. This is pretty much a spoiler to no-one who played Oblivion, and read up on Skyrim before it came out, but people who haven't played Oblivion probably won't know who he is.

    The Speaker/Listeners of the brotherhood are typically their "heads". They communicate the will of Sithis, and are typically the smartest, canniest murderers of the bunch. Also, they tend to be delightfully insane.

    You can get Lucien as a permanent summonable companion (His ghost, which is bound to Sithis, the god of the DB.) by doing the DB quest-line.

    The Dark Brotherhood is an organization of psychopathic assassins and prides itself on secrecy.

    Lucien just totally ratted the Dovahkiin's affiliation with the DB and Sithis (An evil, evil, god of murder and death.) out in front of the town guard, which is typically an organization that frowns on murder, mayhem, and wanton slaughter of the innocent. Hence the players head swinging back and forth as if to say "what the fuck, Lucien?!" when the guard says he knows who he is after Lucien's speech.

    Archonex on
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Wait what?! There are SECRET DRAGONS?!

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  • GokerzGokerz Registered User regular
    Is there any way to see the skill levels of your companions?

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  • General PengwinGeneral Pengwin The Last of a Dying Fanbase Long IslandRegistered User regular
    So I went to marry... Literally sat (didn't use the wait function) in the Temple of Mara. Ceremony "starts", everybody appears in the doorway including the corpse of Lydia (she died early game and I had no desire to revive her, don't like Console Commands too much, at least not on a legitimate run through). Everybody suddenly becomes enraged, and tell me to "Get out!". Feels bad.

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  • General PengwinGeneral Pengwin The Last of a Dying Fanbase Long IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Archonex wrote:
    I'm not sure if these two were posted yet. But here they are. Both are brilliant.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuFNZijnCo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YwYwgVXI9I&feature=related

    I would kill for a gif of the Dovahkiin holding a skull, and shaking it up and down as that guy bitches you out, so its jaw moves in time with his.

    I posted the first one before.

    General Pengwin on
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote:
    Wait what?! There are SECRET DRAGONS?!

    I found one in Blackreach, yeah.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

    Read up on it.

    Still need more explanation I'm afraid. :P

    Explanation given!
    Lucien Lachance is the former speaker of the Dark Brotherhood, and, usually, one suave motherfucker. He's a fan favorite of Oblivion, and as a result, shows up in Skyrim, the same as Shadowmere, another fan favorite. This is pretty much a spoiler to no-one who played Oblivion, and read up on Skyrim before it came out, but people who haven't played Oblivion probably won't know who he is.

    You can get him as a permanent summonable companion (His ghost, which is bound to Sithis, the god of the DB.) by doing the DB quest-line.

    The Dark Brotherhood is an organization of psychopathic assassins and prides itself on secrecy.

    Lucien just totally ratted the Dovahkiin's affiliation with the DB and Sithis (An evil, evil, god of murder and death.) out in front of the town guard, which is typically an organization that frowns on murder, mayhem, and wanton slaughter of the innocent. Hence the players head swinging back and forth as if to say "what the fuck, Lucien?!" when the guard says he knows who he is after Lucien's speech.

    Oh wow, that is pretty great.

    Yeah, I've never played oblivion. Last one I played was morrowind.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    Gokerz wrote:
    Is there any way to see the skill levels of your companions?

    Open console, click companion.

    getav <skillname>

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  • ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Anyone know why (Post-game shout spoilers, related to something you get.)
    The three heroes you can summon with a shout are so weak? It seems their summon wears off too quickly, and they do minimal damage for being the former slayers of Alduin. I'd just as soon summon my new dragon bro, who personally crowned me God-King of Dragonkind after slaying Alduin. Between him and me, I murdered every damn guard in Markath. Also, seeing him perched on top of the guard tower, breathing flames down on the slaving suckers below, is awesome.


    Also, (shout spoilers, but badass nonetheless, and should be seen either way)
    Summon your dragon when you fight another dragon. The battle is epic to watch. They duke it out in the skies. Try to get the high ground when landing. And if one dragon goes down, the other lands next to him and attempts to tear his throat out.

    Archonex on
  • ShapeshifterShapeshifter Pants Optioanl Registered User regular
    So there is a quest to return an item to some dwarven city, the reward is a power that lets you skill up blacksmithing 15% faster, and a 25% armor bonus while wearing dwarven armor.

    This puts it just a few points shy of dragon armor when wearing the full set.

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  • BrilliantInsanityBrilliantInsanity Charleston, WVRegistered User regular
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

    Read up on it.

    Still need more explanation I'm afraid. :P

    Explanation given!
    Lucien Lachance is the former speaker of the Dark Brotherhood, and, usually, one suave motherfucker. He's a fan favorite of Oblivion, and as a result, shows up in Skyrim, the same as Shadowmere, another fan favorite. This is pretty much a spoiler to no-one who played Oblivion, and read up on Skyrim before it came out, but people who haven't played Oblivion probably won't know who he is.

    You can get him as a permanent summonable companion (His ghost, which is bound to Sithis, the god of the DB.) by doing the DB quest-line.

    The Dark Brotherhood is an organization of psychopathic assassins and prides itself on secrecy.

    Lucien just totally ratted the Dovahkiin's affiliation with the DB and Sithis (An evil, evil, god of murder and death.) out in front of the town guard, which is typically an organization that frowns on murder, mayhem, and wanton slaughter of the innocent. Hence the players head swinging back and forth as if to say "what the fuck, Lucien?!" when the guard says he knows who he is after Lucien's speech.

    Oh wow, that is pretty great.

    Yeah, I've never played oblivion. Last one I played was morrowind.

    The thing is that town guards will random say that to you if you're in the DB no matter what, the timing with Lucien is just comedic gold. I guess when you're a spirit in eternal service you stop caring about silly things like subtlety, cause that guy never shuts his mouth.

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  • ShapeshifterShapeshifter Pants Optioanl Registered User regular
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Archonex wrote:
    Antihippy wrote:
    Wait, what's going on in that video?

    Read the video description, and take a look at the lore for Sithis and the DB.
    Video Title: Dammit Lucien!

    Video Description: Now I have to murder god knows how many people to cover up your bullshit!

    Read up on it.

    Still need more explanation I'm afraid. :P

    Explanation given!
    Lucien Lachance is the former speaker of the Dark Brotherhood, and, usually, one suave motherfucker. He's a fan favorite of Oblivion, and as a result, shows up in Skyrim, the same as Shadowmere, another fan favorite. This is pretty much a spoiler to no-one who played Oblivion, and read up on Skyrim before it came out, but people who haven't played Oblivion probably won't know who he is.

    You can get him as a permanent summonable companion (His ghost, which is bound to Sithis, the god of the DB.) by doing the DB quest-line.

    The Dark Brotherhood is an organization of psychopathic assassins and prides itself on secrecy.

    Lucien just totally ratted the Dovahkiin's affiliation with the DB and Sithis (An evil, evil, god of murder and death.) out in front of the town guard, which is typically an organization that frowns on murder, mayhem, and wanton slaughter of the innocent. Hence the players head swinging back and forth as if to say "what the fuck, Lucien?!" when the guard says he knows who he is after Lucien's speech.

    Oh wow, that is pretty great.

    Yeah, I've never played oblivion. Last one I played was morrowind.

    The thing is that town guards will random say that to you if you're in the DB no matter what, the timing with Lucien is just comedic gold. I guess when you're a spirit in eternal service you stop caring about silly things like subtlety, cause that guy never shuts his mouth.

    He also never sneaks and gives you away all the time, very annoying, you'd think a ghost and an assassin of one would be more stealthy. nope

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    Well I managed to do it. I finally got Lydia killed. No idea where she died though, I fast traveled into Riften while she was running headlong into a group of mercs in Golden Glow Farm. I figure she must have drowned or something, but I cannot find her body anywhere. Annoying.

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    I love how the horses look in this game, but I wish they weren't made out of glass.
    I miss Shadowmere already.

    Also, any idea on what bugs are being fixed in the first patch? I'd really like control over my volume back. :P

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    Wow, what the hell dagger is that guy using in those awesome videos?

  • NumiNumi Registered User regular
    Wow, what the hell dagger is that guy using in those awesome videos?

    If you are talking about "the Joys of Skyrim" video then it looks like the Blade of Woe model.

  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    So I went to marry... Literally sat (didn't use the wait function) in the Temple of Mara. Ceremony "starts", everybody appears in the doorway including the corpse of Lydia (she died early game and I had no desire to revive her, don't like Console Commands too much, at least not on a legitimate run through). Everybody suddenly becomes enraged, and tell me to "Get out!". Feels bad.

    Lydia: The most devoted of companions.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Wow, what the hell dagger is that guy using in those awesome videos?

    It's an ebony dagger, and it appears to be enchanted with absorb health.

  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    Ahh. Does the magic portion of the damage also get boosted by sneak attacks?

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I left Lydia treading water in White Run after I thu'uned her off Dragon Reach into the moat. Unfortunately she found her way back into the mead hall. I haven't spoken to her since.

    My Solitude houscarl is pretty swell though, she certainly has a better attitude than Lydia. I just hope she doesn't aggro on my husband after I get married.

    I'm only delaying the marriage until I do some more helpful quests. I don't want an empty wedding, that would be sad.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Ahh. Does the magic portion of the damage also get boosted by sneak attacks?

    I have no idea. I don't use weapon enchants because I think the glowy effects look awful and overly color-saturated.

  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    I'm tempted to roll an Altmer Illusonist who uses more or less nothing but Illusion with maybe a side of Conjuration.

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  • Lt. FraggLt. Fragg Registered User regular
    Someone made a reference to a new "Tube" method of playing the game.

    He made Hitman so much more fun for me, I was curious if anyone can tell me what he suggests for Skyrim.

  • NumiNumi Registered User regular
    Wow, what the hell dagger is that guy using in those awesome videos?

    It's an ebony dagger, and it appears to be enchanted with absorb health.

    The ebony dagger is much more wavy and has scrollwork on it, unlike blade of woe which is plainer and has more of a curve. Also that model seems to unique.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I think there was an ebony dagger in some shots, and something else in the others. The actual backstabs were the not-ebony dagger.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    When is the patch for the PS3 supposed to be released. The stuttering now makes the game unplayable.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I went home for thanksgiving, took my computer but not the monitor. Regular CRT monitor here, 1024x768 for the resolution. I have been playing in 1680x1050. So now my eyes are bleeding. Should I keep the res at 1024 or bump it up to something? Or will that make everything tiny?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
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  • EnigEnig a.k.a. Ansatz Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Ugh, texture glitches after 10 minutes, crashes after 20 minutes. Time to figure out a way to get LAA back or Skyrim will be put on hold.... incredible.

    Edit: This looks promising: http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1013

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  • DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    Anyone remember what that "clear cells" console command thing mentioned in one of the previous threads was? My game is starting to stutter where it before was smooth as silk, I think I might as well try cleaning a bit.

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  • DonauDonau Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Drascin wrote:
    Anyone remember what that "clear cells" console command thing mentioned in one of the previous threads was? My game is starting to stutter where it before was smooth as silk, I think I might as well try cleaning a bit.

    If its what it was in oblivion is will be pcb (purge cell buffer)

    Edit: I don't know if it will work, a lot of old commands are still around in a non-functional form.

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  • Lawful EvilLawful Evil Registered User regular
    Is there anyway to revive bears permanently? I'm thinking of a playing a female fire-based dark elf who summons bears as her allies.

    Or is there a way to mod summoning Atronarchs into summoning bears?

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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I fucking love
    Lucien Lachance
    so much. So glad that they found a way to put him in the game. DB spoilers
    Too bad there isn't really anyone as cool as him or some of the other Oblivion DB guys in the Skyrim DB crew.

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