I find it incredibly ironic that Bethesda managed to make an Elder Scrolls game with relatively few bugs, then breaks the hell out of it by releasing a patch. It's like we're dealing with Bizarro Bethesda instead of Normal Bethesda.
There is something about the outdoor Thalmor guards, they all have perfect stealth detection, they even see through invisibility. The instant I went outside I was aggroed by everything, even guards standing on the outside of the compound who I'm pretty sure aren't even really supposed to be part of the 'encounter'. Very frustrating. I tried multiple re-loads and finally gave up and just cheesed my way through by abusing calm spells and murdering them one at a time.
So what exactly did this patch fuck up? I have steam set to auto update but I haven't noticed anything gamebreaking thus far.
Dragons fly backwards.
You misunderstood me sir. I asked what fucked up? Thats just plain awesome.
I have a theory that they might look like rocket ships or jets or missiles or something when breathing fire while swooping past, but like I said, my game doesn't launch.
So what exactly did this patch fuck up? I have steam set to auto update but I haven't noticed anything gamebreaking thus far.
Dragons fly backwards.
You misunderstood me sir. I asked what fucked up? Thats just plain awesome.
They also sometimes just circle overhead forever and never do anything else. And I'm talking scripted dragon fights, not random ones. Ones where they are supposed to fucking fight you.
So what exactly did this patch fuck up? I have steam set to auto update but I haven't noticed anything gamebreaking thus far.
Dragons fly backwards.
You misunderstood me sir. I asked what fucked up? Thats just plain awesome.
They also sometimes just circle overhead forever and never do anything else. And I'm talking scripted dragon fights, not random ones. Ones where they are supposed to fucking fight you.
Maddening.
Its just their way of saying "Ha, I can fly and you can't! Suck on that!"
So what exactly did this patch fuck up? I have steam set to auto update but I haven't noticed anything gamebreaking thus far.
Dragons fly backwards.
You misunderstood me sir. I asked what fucked up? Thats just plain awesome.
They also sometimes just circle overhead forever and never do anything else. And I'm talking scripted dragon fights, not random ones. Ones where they are supposed to fucking fight you.
Maddening.
Odd. I've had that happen only with the random ones. I've literally climbed to the top of a mountain peak and Shouted at a Dragon when it flies into range with unrelenting fury and fire and it still wouldn't go after me. It just buzzed me a couple of times and then sauntered off.
There is something about the outdoor Thalmor guards, they all have perfect stealth detection, they even see through invisibility. The instant I went outside I was aggroed by everything, even guards standing on the outside of the compound who I'm pretty sure aren't even really supposed to be part of the 'encounter'. Very frustrating. I tried multiple re-loads and finally gave up and just cheesed my way through by abusing calm spells and murdering them one at a time.
It is possible to disguise yourself if you bring in Hooded Thalmor Robes, with the effectiveness varying based on your race. There are robes in the kitchen that are supposed to accomplish this but they are glitched, I think that's why the guards in that quest are extra aggressive.
The patch made my y-axis sensitivity go way up. WOW GJ BETHESTA Y U NO HIRE BETTER PROGRAMMERS HUH? WASTE OF MY HARDEARNED 60 USD. Also, I have a quest to go back to the Jarl of Riften but she doesn't have any new dialog. NOW I CAN'T 100% PERFECT COMPELTE >:[
In all honesty, I think I'll take this time to just manage my inventory and only continue the main quest when the next patch drops.
There is something about the outdoor Thalmor guards, they all have perfect stealth detection, they even see through invisibility. The instant I went outside I was aggroed by everything, even guards standing on the outside of the compound who I'm pretty sure aren't even really supposed to be part of the 'encounter'. Very frustrating. I tried multiple re-loads and finally gave up and just cheesed my way through by abusing calm spells and murdering them one at a time.
It is possible to disguise yourself if you bring in Hooded Thalmor Robes, with the effectiveness varying based on your race. There are robes in the kitchen that are supposed to accomplish this but they are glitched, I think that's why the guards in that quest are extra aggressive.
The Hooded ones worked for me long enough for the guy to go "No matter what, don't leave your post!"
Then he summoned a fucking Atronarch and started attacking me.
There is something about the outdoor Thalmor guards, they all have perfect stealth detection, they even see through invisibility. The instant I went outside I was aggroed by everything, even guards standing on the outside of the compound who I'm pretty sure aren't even really supposed to be part of the 'encounter'. Very frustrating. I tried multiple re-loads and finally gave up and just cheesed my way through by abusing calm spells and murdering them one at a time.
It is possible to disguise yourself if you bring in Hooded Thalmor Robes, with the effectiveness varying based on your race. There are robes in the kitchen that are supposed to accomplish this but they are glitched, I think that's why the guards in that quest are extra aggressive.
The Hooded ones worked for me long enough for the guy to go "No matter what, don't leave your post!"
Then he summoned a fucking Atronarch and started attacking me.
Really? never knew about the guards being extra-agressive. I just stealth'd around them and stabbed them in the back. But than I did have 85 stealth, +stealth ring/necklace, fully perked out stealth tree, and the ebony mail. I could stealth stab them in the face.
It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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Oh hey also, Imperial Legion faction
so I joined the Legion, and it comes time to protect Whiterun from the Stormcloak scums
so I slaughter them and then I get a Misc Quest to talk to the Jarl, so I go up to Balgruuf and just get his normal spiel, there's no special dialogue, but it completes the quest
wat ?
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
So hey what the fuck
I had this set to not update which I guess now means "Go ahead and break the fuck out of my game, Steam"
so I joined the Legion, and it comes time to protect Whiterun from the Stormcloak scums
so I slaughter them and then I get a Misc Quest to talk to the Jarl, so I go up to Balgruuf and just get his normal spiel, there's no special dialogue, but it completes the quest
wat ?
You mean right after you kill them and you go to hear his speech? The game wants you to hear his speech. That's it.
- Uninstalling Fallout: New Vegas removes many files that are required by Skyrim to run.
- Fixed loud noises erroneously activating equipped Shout powers when playing with a Kinect camera attached.
Oh god these seem like the kind of bugs a Bethesda patch would actually produce, Im laughing so hard at that list
- Uninstalling Fallout: New Vegas removes many files that are required by Skyrim to run.
- Fixed loud noises erroneously activating equipped Shout powers when playing with a Kinect camera attached.
Oh god these seem like the kind of bugs a Bethesda patch would actually produce, Im laughing so hard at that list
That's part of the genius, because it's so believable.
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
- Made the hidden Daedric Right Pauldron slightly less hidden.
Wasn't this an actual thing that happened in a Morrowind patch?
- Uninstalling Fallout: New Vegas removes many files that are required by Skyrim to run.
- Fixed loud noises erroneously activating equipped Shout powers when playing with a Kinect camera attached.
Oh god these seem like the kind of bugs a Bethesda patch would actually produce, Im laughing so hard at that list
I'm so slow, didn't realize that if you refreshed you got a different set of notes each time. Very funny stuff.
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Ninja Snarl PMy helmet is my burden.Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered Userregular
You know, my thief is really starting to have second doubts about whether or not the daedra are really evil or if they just got a bad rap from jealous people.
The first daedra he comes across?
Drunken binge across Skyrim involving a goat, a marriage, and a hagwitch. No, I have no idea what went with what. As reward? A kickass dremora-summoning staff and a thank-you for the entertainment.
The second daedra?
Total nutso who has me use a magic staff to "fix" a crazy dead emperor by using a magic staff to turn stuff into stuff. My reward? A staff which alternates between lightning, fire, ice, turning people into chickens, summoning mudcrabs, and summoning dremoras. Awesome.
So far, it's been awesome daedra 2, crappy ones nil. I'm just praying that the second staff works on dragons.
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You're in for a treat if you don't think most of them are really malicious and evil.
You know, my thief is really starting to have second doubts about whether or not the daedra are really evil or if they just got a bad rap from jealous people.
The first daedra he comes across?
Drunken binge across Skyrim involving a goat, a marriage, and a hagwitch. No, I have no idea what went with what. As reward? A kickass dremora-summoning staff and a thank-you for the entertainment.
The second daedra?
Total nutso who has me use a magic staff to "fix" a crazy dead emperor by using a magic staff to turn stuff into stuff. My reward? A staff which alternates between lightning, fire, ice, turning people into chickens, summoning mudcrabs, and summoning dremoras. Awesome.
So far, it's been awesome daedra 2, crappy ones nil. I'm just praying that the second staff works on dragons.
so I joined the Legion, and it comes time to protect Whiterun from the Stormcloak scums
so I slaughter them and then I get a Misc Quest to talk to the Jarl, so I go up to Balgruuf and just get his normal spiel, there's no special dialogue, but it completes the quest
wat ?
You mean right after you kill them and you go to hear his speech? The game wants you to hear his speech. That's it.
Yeah
I listened to it
still had the quest until I actually went up and spoke to him
I guess it's a bug? But I did reload and this time I waited until he got back to his throne, then spoke to him and he said something like, "Thanks for what you've done to help me out, I'd be honored if you decided to live in my town."
which I already own the house sooo
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Oh man my favorite so far:
- Fixed a bug that made human children too good at tag.
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I love this:
- Fixed incorrect caption in ambient dialogue in the Drunken Huntsman; the player should now correctly be referred to as a "jive-ass motherfucker" instead of "friend".
The patch made my y-axis sensitivity go way up. WOW GJ BETHESTA Y U NO HIRE BETTER PROGRAMMERS HUH? WASTE OF MY HARDEARNED 60 USD. Also, I have a quest to go back to the Jarl of Riften but she doesn't have any new dialog. NOW I CAN'T 100% PERFECT COMPELTE >:[
In all honesty, I think I'll take this time to just manage my inventory and only continue the main quest when the next patch drops.
It's fair for me to be annoyed about this, right? I really, really wanted them to fix that Theives Guild bug. Now apparently there are like 0 quest bug fixes and the patch actually worsens things for some people. I still love the game, but man this is irksome.
Posts
They're making up for lost time.
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Dragons fly backwards. Magic resistances don't apply anymore. Some people can't get the game to launch at all.
I've also heard the patch got yanked, so maybe you didn't get it?
There is something about the outdoor Thalmor guards, they all have perfect stealth detection, they even see through invisibility. The instant I went outside I was aggroed by everything, even guards standing on the outside of the compound who I'm pretty sure aren't even really supposed to be part of the 'encounter'. Very frustrating. I tried multiple re-loads and finally gave up and just cheesed my way through by abusing calm spells and murdering them one at a time.
You misunderstood me sir. I asked what fucked up? Thats just plain awesome.
I have a theory that they might look like rocket ships or jets or missiles or something when breathing fire while swooping past, but like I said, my game doesn't launch.
They also sometimes just circle overhead forever and never do anything else. And I'm talking scripted dragon fights, not random ones. Ones where they are supposed to fucking fight you.
Maddening.
Its just their way of saying "Ha, I can fly and you can't! Suck on that!"
Odd. I've had that happen only with the random ones. I've literally climbed to the top of a mountain peak and Shouted at a Dragon when it flies into range with unrelenting fury and fire and it still wouldn't go after me. It just buzzed me a couple of times and then sauntered off.
It is possible to disguise yourself if you bring in Hooded Thalmor Robes, with the effectiveness varying based on your race. There are robes in the kitchen that are supposed to accomplish this but they are glitched, I think that's why the guards in that quest are extra aggressive.
In all honesty, I think I'll take this time to just manage my inventory and only continue the main quest when the next patch drops.
Oh and re-read Vinland Saga to get my Nord fix
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Then he summoned a fucking Atronarch and started attacking me.
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Forsworn quest glitch halted my progress. Not exactly sure how to finish it now. At least it's just a side quest.
so I zoomed in, time slowed down, neat, but I didn't actually want to spend the points yet so I hit Esc and reloaded
game loaded up, started running around and time was permanently 50% slower
until I pulled out my bow and zoomed again and it was all fine
also, somewhat related, if you are overweight and walking slow, pull out your bow and draw an arrow and hold it, you walk a bit faster
not much, but at least it's faster
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Wait...was this released in english? I have only seen it in Japanese. The plot intrigued me but I don't read or speak Japanese.
ahahahaha
so I slaughter them and then I get a Misc Quest to talk to the Jarl, so I go up to Balgruuf and just get his normal spiel, there's no special dialogue, but it completes the quest
wat ?
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
I had this set to not update which I guess now means "Go ahead and break the fuck out of my game, Steam"
Oh god these seem like the kind of bugs a Bethesda patch would actually produce, Im laughing so hard at that list
That's part of the genius, because it's so believable.
Wasn't this an actual thing that happened in a Morrowind patch?
I'm so slow, didn't realize that if you refreshed you got a different set of notes each time. Very funny stuff.
The first daedra he comes across?
The second daedra?
So far, it's been awesome daedra 2, crappy ones nil. I'm just praying that the second staff works on dragons.
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/vinland_saga/
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Yeah
I listened to it
still had the quest until I actually went up and spoke to him
I guess it's a bug? But I did reload and this time I waited until he got back to his throne, then spoke to him and he said something like, "Thanks for what you've done to help me out, I'd be honored if you decided to live in my town."
which I already own the house sooo
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
- Fixed a bug that made human children too good at tag.
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1288179-wipz-skyrim-script-extender-skse/
- Fixed incorrect caption in ambient dialogue in the Drunken Huntsman; the player should now correctly be referred to as a "jive-ass motherfucker" instead of "friend".
Steam: Kemlo
Can't tell if this is a joke post.
Oh lawdy