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[Football/Soccer] Chamack to score 30 goals for West Ham

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    Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Hah, Cissé celebrating with Nasri. Great.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Heartbroken,

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    pots+panspots+pans Registered User regular
    Incredible.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Holy fuck!

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    QPR finally just buckled under relentless City pressure, but I'm still shocked they scored twice in stoppage time.

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    ChenChen Registered User regular
    City best troll. Or is QPR best troll? They stay in the PL.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I should probably call my cousin and offer him condolences on that heartbreaking turn of events that befell Man U.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I think that result just made my hangover worse.

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    projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    Now just need Chelsea to win to keep spurs out of champions league =D

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    If Chelsea win Arsenal will have to go through qualifiers, right?

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    ChenChen Registered User regular
    I think so. A double-edged sword.

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    either,oreither,or Registered User regular
    No if Chelsea win they take Tottenham's spot in the qualifying round, Arsenal are definitely in the group stage now.

    I still can't believe what happened today.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    either,or wrote: »
    No if Chelsea win they take Tottenham's spot in the qualifying round, Arsenal are definitely in the group stage now.

    I still can't believe what happened today.

    To be fair what happened was expected. It's just how it happened that was crazy.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Both Chelsea and Bayern have been inconsistent this season. Bayern less so and they are home but they could totally fuck it up.

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    LordSolarMachariusLordSolarMacharius Red wine with fish Registered User regular
    Villa give the expected lifeless performance at Norwich.
    Aston Villa boss Alex McLeish: "It was an absolutely shocking, woeful display. Maybe some of the boys were thinking about their holidays already.

    "That team needs a change and there will be change. That wasn't an Alex McLeish team today. We need to bring more quality into the squad.

    "I take (the fans' booing) on my shoulders for the sake of the players, I agree with the fans' frustration about our display.

    "I'm expecting the board to back me. I have no reason to think I won't be (Villa manager next season). We've got through a really tough season. I've won lots of trophies as a player and manager and I haven't turned into a bad manager overnight."

    Muppet of the highest order. Villa fans weren't booing the players, they were booing you. You may have been able to tell by the fact that popular chants included "Sack McLeish", "You're getting sacked in the morning", and (humourously) "Paul Lambert's Claret and Blue Army".

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    In other exciting news, The Bad Seeds held off Blackacre F.C. to take the Penny Arcade Fantasy Premier League double. Congrats!
    to me ;-)

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Well, of course he hasn't turned into a bad manager overnight. He's made a concerted, long-term commitment over many years to be the best worst manager he can possibly be.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Now just need Chelsea to win to keep spurs out of champions league =D

    No, we are not cheering for Chelsea to win. We want Bayern to win, and then Spurs not to make it through their CL qualifier... ties things up nicely.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    I can't help wanting Chelsea to win even though I hate them right now. On the other hand, Bastian Schweinsteiger has the best name in football and that's worth something.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Schweinsteiger's name pales compared to Holger Badstuber...

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    You know, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about City winning the title, but I know damn well I am happy seeing United lose it.

    I just can't get over the fact that an utter money-grubbing cunt like Nasri has won something. Happy for Kolo, Clichy and Kompany though.

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    Lord_SnotLord_Snot Живу за выходные American ValhallaRegistered User regular
    Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Although I'm not a huge fan of City, nice to see United lose it for a change. Now for Bayern Munich to win the Champions League final, and the only thing that'll annoy me this season is Chelsea winning the FA Cup.

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    ProfsProfs Registered User regular
    Just watched the replay...HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EL APACHE!!!! GETTING DRUNK!!!!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    oldmanken wrote: »
    Schweinsteiger's name pales compared to Holger Badstuber...

    I'm partial to Papa Bouba Diop

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    oldmanken wrote: »
    Schweinsteiger's name pales compared to Holger Badstuber...

    I must agree. Plus Badstuber's got a bit of a Bieber vibe.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I constantly find myself saying Fresh Prince Boatang.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I forgot my favorite name ever

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Somebody doesn't know how to spell 'invisible'.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

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    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Joey Barton, tweeting in response to his being a dick:

    "Can do nothing but apologise to the players and fans. Still don't think it is a sending off. Still not my proudest moment but who gives a f***. We are safe.

    "The head was never gone at any stage. Once I'd been sent off, one of our players suggested I should try to take 1 of theirs with me. Never worked but god loves a trier. Think a few people are forgetting Tevez started the fracas by throwing a punch to the head.''

    "No deflections here mate. Think the fact about 100m people seen it will see to that. Just don't like how he goes personal... Right enough about yesterday, I apologise to everyone offended by it. If that's not enough for some, so be it. Life is too short."

    "Things happen on the pitch, in the heat of battle sometimes. Not how we always plan them to happen. For there are brighter sides to life and I should know because I seen them, but not very often...''

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    SanderJK wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

    Vennegoor+of+Hesselink.jpg

    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

    Like I know it's, to oversimplify it, just an old Dutch analog to hyphenating two last names, but for some bizarre reason using "or" gets me. Jan Vennegoor... or Hesselink. Whatever

    and then it's almost a full circle around the back of the jersey...

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Barton should have hit the bastard harder.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

    Vennegoor+of+Hesselink.jpg

    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

    Like I know it's, to oversimplify it, just an old Dutch analog to hyphenating two last names, but for some bizarre reason using "or" gets me. Jan Vennegoor... or Hesselink. Whatever

    and then it's almost a full circle around the back of the jersey...

    It says "of"

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Tav wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

    Vennegoor+of+Hesselink.jpg

    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

    Like I know it's, to oversimplify it, just an old Dutch analog to hyphenating two last names, but for some bizarre reason using "or" gets me. Jan Vennegoor... or Hesselink. Whatever

    and then it's almost a full circle around the back of the jersey...

    It says "of"

    I thought of was funny, originally, but after Googling him found out "of" is Dutch for "or"

    "van" is "of", which explains why every Dutch person is named van Persie, van der Vaart, van Nistelrooy

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

    Vennegoor+of+Hesselink.jpg

    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

    Like I know it's, to oversimplify it, just an old Dutch analog to hyphenating two last names, but for some bizarre reason using "or" gets me. Jan Vennegoor... or Hesselink. Whatever

    and then it's almost a full circle around the back of the jersey...

    It says "of"

    I thought of was funny, originally, but after Googling him found out "of" is Dutch for "or"
    Huh, that's weird. I'd always assumed that was just the name of the place he was from. The actual meaning is much funnier.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Here's a dude who isn't scum

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    also, Del Piero's voice wakes girl from coma.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I forgot my favorite name ever

    Vennegoor+of+Hesselink.jpg

    That name is the result of clergical confusion of what to do when someone belonged to two rich families.

    I'm betting both of it is fairly hard to pronounce in English though.

    Like I know it's, to oversimplify it, just an old Dutch analog to hyphenating two last names, but for some bizarre reason using "or" gets me. Jan Vennegoor... or Hesselink. Whatever

    and then it's almost a full circle around the back of the jersey...

    It says "of"

    I thought of was funny, originally, but after Googling him found out "of" is Dutch for "or"
    Huh, that's weird. I'd always assumed that was just the name of the place he was from. The actual meaning is much funnier.

    Yeah his name is 'from A or B' which is just nuts and pretty rare.
    Slightly less rare is nobility that have the equivalent of 'from A to B'

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    DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    McLeish sacked from Aston Villa. Who's next?

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