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Science fiction, and science FACT! (such as ANCIENT ALIENS)

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I assume these global warming sensationalists are just really enthusiastic about the magnetic poles shifting. The equator moved, oh no we're all doomed.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_shift_hypothesis

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    "Did you know he has Abraham Lincoln's bed right there in his own home?"

    Haha, love this

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote:
    Seriously. "I'm sorry sir, this is the first I've heard of this."

    "Why are you lying to me?!"

    I do earnestly wonder how many lives the onion has ruined or how many lost business hours have been spent putting out onion fires.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    one time they tweeted about shots being heard from the whitehouse (because a bunch of senators kidnapped some schoolchildren) and pissed the fbi off

  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Druhim wrote:
    Yeah, from what I've heard, medical care in the military is generally pretty crap.

    It varies. Generally, my experience with it has been very good. The pink eye case happened in St. Jean-sur-Richelieu, the main basic training facility for the Canadian Forces. Their medical staff there are constantly inundated with everything ranging from whiny people not wanting to do PT to people who have broken a few bones falling off the CF-98 (a crossing about 30ft in the air that you do by shimmying over a thick rope, until a couple years ago it didn't have a safety net). So in their case, I understand the "pink eye? take the medicine and leave" attitude, it is a common illness in a large facility like St. Jean and they have generally more serious and annoying problems to deal with.

    Now, in Edmonton, I went in regarding a medical issue and got some of the best care I have ever had. I explained the issue I was having, the symptoms, etc., and the doctor actually bothered to listen (unlike the civvy doctors I have run across), which resulted in him giving me prompt, proper care that quickly resolved the issue. The same goes for dental here, it is possibly the best dental care I have ever had, although I admit, they are not gentle about it.

    So, basically, case by case, depending on the base and the amount of bullshit they need to deal with.

    Comahawk on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2012
    Postnote: Ugh, these high doses of prednisone are fucking with my thought processes on more than just an emotional level it seems, hard to get my thoughts altogether on this so bare with me a bit if I jumble things.

    First of all, if you talk about it you can't call it "Global Warming." That was an utterly retarded terminology that was put forward a while back and is completely inaccurate in describing the science, to my understanding. It's understandable that these stupid little comics come out about how bloody cold it is and smirking at 'global warming' since those semantics just beg people to smugly point out how cold it is.

    But since there are so much monetary interests involved with the issue, I can't really tune into any news about it without taking a huge hand of salt from the Gondonesian Salt Labor Mines. The full monty would be that there is A: drastic, possibly catastrophic, climate change going on and B: there is a definite human element of causation which we can effect. One thing I hear a lot about part B is that the 'best' thing humans can do for stopping A is by genociding Cows and starting insect farms to replace the protein. Something I always found disconcerting is when people say "It doesn't matter if B is true or not, the practices involved with B are good enough that if its fudged a little or if we're flat out wrong, people should be doing them anyway."

    I've also heard that some of the steps people commonly associate with the 'green' movement, including many forms of recycling, are a net-zero in saved enery or even a net loss. I think recycling and ethanol are the two big ones pointed to, and its specific forms of recycling. And people, if challenged on this fact, will not be discouraged at all from continuing with the practice.

    But I find it more disconcerting that these things are pointed out by the same people who will backpedal the shit out of 'intelligent design' and make the most bullshit of bullshit sound like legitimate science if its given only a cursory glance. I haven't been able to form a solid opinion about this in recent years because of the Evolution v. Intelligent Design thing, where when I actually did the research on the 'objections' to evolution I discovered that it's all just mumbo jumbo that sounds good because it twerks with the common sense of laypersons. It simplifies things to such a degree that analogies are easily made which do not work at all because of their anecdotal simplicity.

    On the contrarian movement to the whole thing, I once had a professor show a correlation between a raise in the global temperature and the closing of hundreds of U.S.S.R. climate research stations which figured into the average. Since I have not heard this cited at all since then, I can't claim its good science. Likewise, I was shown graphs on how drastic global climate change has been happening for the past 200 years, with the global temperature going up and down, with us just happening to be following a curve on the uptick in perfect concert with expectations. And since it's again from the same group that would be quick to talk about how intelligent design has some 'good points' in science, I don't know how much credence to give it.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Took three years of being given motrin and getting told to walk it off before I finally got an MRI on my back to find out how jacked up my discs were.

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    I love global warming and how it will achieve the vaunted goal of killing the poor much more effectively than any military or police force.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

    Because lots of money from industries with a vested interest in denying reality for profit.

    Pharezon on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?
    because they don't want the poor giant corporations to spend money to regulate emissions

  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Took three years of being given motrin and getting told to walk it off before I finally got an MRI on my back to find out how jacked up my discs were.

    Yeah, I won't dare to comment on the U.S. military, although I haven't really heard anything great about their medical system. Makes me a little cautious of volunteering for any exchange type programs with the U.S. Navy.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

    Fossil fuel corporations are major contributors to conservative politicians.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

    because your gay

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    all of it

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Nads posted a fake thing on his Facebook. I forget if it was the onion or some other satire. But I responded with just "that is literally unbelievable" and he did not get it and thought I was serious and I had to link him to that site

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

    because your gay

    my butt is the source of the majority of emissions

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Actually... why don't conservatives want to believe in global warming? Why is this even a political issue?

    Fossil fuel corporations are major contributors to conservative politicians.

    Halliburton was a pretty big supporter of Bush/Cheney if I remember correctly.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    didn't Cheney work for Haliburton

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    didn't Cheney work for Haliburton

    he was the CEO

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    so really, it would be more accurate to say that Halliburton worked for Cheney

    Tossrock on
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  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote:
    I love global warming and how it will achieve the vaunted goal of killing the poor much more effectively than any military or police force.

    alright

    I'll bite

    what's your beef personally with the police/military

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    I wonder what the editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine looks like

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    guess who's dashboard is getting filled with vegan guiltripping toniiiite

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Milk is AWESOME.

    BLM - ACAB
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Haha stealing milk.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    "The truth is that humans cannot now, nor have they ever been able to, tolerate the lactating liquid meant for another species of animal."

    This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, it should be 'lactated', unless the liquid is itself producing milk.

    Second, um, no? I tolerated a nice big glass of milk just a few hours ago. It was great.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Seriously. Just because some people don't continue to produce sufficient lactase as adults, that don't mean the rest of us can't digest it just fine.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    "The truth is that humans cannot now, nor have they ever been able to, tolerate the lactating liquid meant for another species of animal."

    This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, it should be 'lactated', unless the liquid is itself producing milk.

    Second, um, no? I tolerated a nice big glass of milk just a few hours ago. It was great.

    the twenty seconds it took you to drink that glass of milk shortened your lifespan by TWENTY seconds!

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    I would also accept 'lactational'

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Well fuck me, Tommy. Wot 'ave you been reading?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    hahahahh EVOLVE Campaign


    fyi retarded hippies, the ability to digest cow's milk is an evolutionary advancement

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Lactitudinal

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    milk is super fucking gross

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    from the tumblr that brought you hits like LOOK AT THIS ANIMAL, ISNT IT CUTE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE ANIMALS ARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT THEM and HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN NON-VIOLENCE IF YOU EAT MEAT??

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    from the tumblr that brought you hits like LOOK AT THIS ANIMAL, ISNT IT CUTE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE ANIMALS ARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT THEM and HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN NON-VIOLENCE IF YOU EAT MEAT??

    bad tumblin

    quit that tumblin

  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    from the tumblr that brought you hits like LOOK AT THIS ANIMAL, ISNT IT CUTE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE ANIMALS ARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT THEM and HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN NON-VIOLENCE IF YOU EAT MEAT??

    bad tumblin

    quit that tumblin

    put a rumblin

    in my tumblin

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    from the tumblr that brought you hits like LOOK AT THIS ANIMAL, ISNT IT CUTE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE ANIMALS ARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT THEM and HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN NON-VIOLENCE IF YOU EAT MEAT??

    bad tumblin

    quit that tumblin

    uhh please share witht the class if you know where else i can find high-contrast photos of young white girls staring drunkenly into nothing in the middle of a forest

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    from the tumblr that brought you hits like LOOK AT THIS ANIMAL, ISNT IT CUTE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE ANIMALS ARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT THEM and HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN NON-VIOLENCE IF YOU EAT MEAT??

    bad tumblin

    quit that tumblin

    uhh please share witht the class if you know where else i can find high-contrast photos of young white girls staring drunkenly into nothing in the middle of a forest

    my camer.....

    no

    no this is a trick

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Your mommy is a murderer

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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