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A [chat]lie Brown Thanksgiving

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Why you gotta put mashed potatoes in a piroshki. What's wrong with the mashed potatoes!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Simba ordered him to do it but was unhappy he had to make that tough decision.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Mufasa's faking it. Pepper spray doesn't have that much of an effect, it's essentially a food product.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Ah the PS3 convention.
    To sum up the memes it spawned:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ&feature=related

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Fucking Steam. I bought 3 games in the last 2 days. I hate those sales. i hate them so much.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Simba ordered him to do it but was unhappy he had to make that tough decision.

    Those buffalo were a safety hazard.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I still remember the Freddie Mercury press conference & death shortly after. Sad days. I've always been a fan of Queen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ADh8Fs3YdU

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    Fucking Steam. I bought 3 games in the last 2 days. I hate those sales. i hate them so much.

    Yeah, man. Fuck cheap games.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    The singer of Florence + The Machine has such a hot voice

    I want to have sex with it.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    My dude is idle in Skyrim so the camera is rotating around him.

    And he has a giant glitched ice spike in his shoulder.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    There are like a million games I wanna buy in this sale

    Most of them are spaced based for some reason.

    SPAZ
    Gratuitous Space Battles
    Star Ruler
    AI War

    Renegade Ops

    What else...

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I've had an arrow in my dude's eye for like a day now and I can't get it to glitch back out.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I've had an arrow in my dude's eye for like a day now and I can't get it to glitch back out.

    get hit with another arrow

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    I've had an arrow in my dude's eye for like a day now and I can't get it to glitch back out.

    get hit with another arrow

    Repeat this until you have an arrow straight in your crotch.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Why you gotta put mashed potatoes in a piroshki. What's wrong with the mashed potatoes!

    Nothing, they're perfectly good mashed potatoes. They're just even better as piroshki.

    Potato piroshki are also very traditional Russian things.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I've had an arrow in my dude's eye for like a day now and I can't get it to glitch back out.

    get hit with another arrow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mCMF222IQ

    we'll use this knife to pry it out

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    just got mauled by a bear

    stealth archery is getting to be kind of a pain

    doot doot welp I'm fucked

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    what the hell

    I'm getting slaughtered by everything

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    just got mauled by a bear

    stealth archery is getting to be kind of a pain

    doot doot welp I'm fucked
    I have to do something. I can't beat duders head on anymore as a sneak-thief, and in dungeons I can't really do sneak everywhere when I have to clear to get past the room.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    These Strawberry flavoured Halls Soothers make getting a sore throat fun!

    Well not really, but it does reduce the suck a little.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    oh my fucking god

    bear DEAD
    ice wraiths DEAD
    random bunch of thuggish soldiers demanding a payoff DEAD

    what the helllll

    I can't fucking kill anything

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Where are all of your skills in, Elendil. You didn't level up your butterfly picking skill did you.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    what the hell

    I'm getting slaughtered by everything

    Animals In tamriel hate all bipedal sapiens

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Where are all of your skills in, Elendil. You didn't level up your butterfly picking skill did you.
    archery 52
    light armor 44
    sneak 53
    one-handed 37
    smithing 38
    pickpocket 57

    level 22

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Where are all of your skills in, Elendil. You didn't level up your butterfly picking skill did you.
    archery 52
    light armor 44
    sneak 53
    one-handed 37
    smithing 38
    pickpocket 57

    level 22

    did you accidentally slide the difficulty slider up?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    A lady gaga thanksgiving aw yiiiiiiiiiiiisssss

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote:
    Where are all of your skills in, Elendil. You didn't level up your butterfly picking skill did you.
    archery 52
    light armor 44
    sneak 53
    one-handed 37
    smithing 38
    pickpocket 57

    level 22

    Would you say you leveled up pickpocketing a bit too much

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I'm level 19 and my main weapon skill is at 65-70ish

    I think you did the standard "ooh so many cool non-combat skills let me just level up all of them oh my god all these bears"

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    man

    I ain't wanna do shit tonight

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    man

    I ain't wanna do shit tonight

    I'm just going to be eating orange chicken on rice and gnawing on fig bread all night.

    It will be fantastic.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote:
    Where are all of your skills in, Elendil. You didn't level up your butterfly picking skill did you.
    archery 52
    light armor 44
    sneak 53
    one-handed 37
    smithing 38
    pickpocket 57

    level 22

    Would you say you leveled up pickpocketing a bit too much
    a little but it's not that far off the curve

    besides, in my other games I've had enchanting way up by this point, too

    I think it might be equipment

    I'm still using an un-upgraded basic elven bow and the guild armors suuuuck as far as defense goes

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    I'm level 19 and my main weapon skill is at 65-70ish

    I think you did the standard "ooh so many cool non-combat skills let me just level up all of them oh my god all these bears"

    You oblivioned the game

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Piroshki dough in the fridge.

    Soon the house will be filled with piroshki.

    Piroshki FOREVER.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Thugs in daedric armor demanding 100 septims

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    The thugs are also bears

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    elendil I recommend forging a sword that does 150 damage

    clears all my issues right up

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Buy a hella enchanted bow, see if that helps in a pinch. If not I guess just start cozying up to your nearest Hiram

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    Jackie Jormpsgiving, everybody!

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    may I should put on this inexplicably high defense leather bikini

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