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A [chat]lie Brown Thanksgiving

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i can just picture guy fiore at a minor league hockey game wearing a team jersey, metallic-blue-lens sunglasses hanging from the collar, eating cheese fries, drinking a shitty 7 dollar bud light in a clear plastic cup

    he spills it on the girl in front of him

    the mom tells him to please be careful, he drives home drunk thinking she was a harpy of a bitch

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    who are you talking about EM?

    me

    he's really rude

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    you mouthing at my woman, em?

    i know you canadians are the fighting types

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    who are you talking about EM?

    Not who, but what... it's his dick. He beats it like it owes him money.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Guy Fieri blasts his load after only like a minute of coitus

    tells the girl her pussy was too loose and he didn't want to fuck that shit anyways so he just hit it and quit it, bitch

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Having frosted tips automatically makes you a cool dude.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    guyfieri-web.jpg

    i hope someone drops a plate glass window on his head

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    there is nothing attractive about that man

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I like the show DDD only because it's so decadent and half the time it shows off southern cooking. If I have the TV on it's usually to the food network or the discovery channel. Which means Gui Fieri is taking up roughly 50% of my TV real estate.

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Guy Fieri is the kind of dude for whom no buffalo wing is spicy enough. He will sacrifice any trace of flavor just to prove how awesome he is in his never ending quest to make up for his inadequate penis with every increase in scoville heat units.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    man, I poured myself a mighty large glass of chartreuse

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    man, I poured myself a mighty large glass of chartreuse

    all i can taste is the anise

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i just keep looking at that picture EM posted- holy fuck

    his appearance almost seems contrived to be absolutely repulsive; he's not endearing in any way

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i just keep looking at that picture EM posted- holy fuck

    his appearance almost seems contrived to be absolutely repulsive; he's not endearing in any way

    i know

    it's like he can't possibly be real because everything about him is like an awful cartoon

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    This discussion has inspired me to finally watch Chuck vs the Frosted Tips.

  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    Ugh. Well. First draft of my progress report (please please please let me graduate already edition) sent off to my mentor and one of my committee members.

    Bleeeeeeeeh

    blerg

    Well. I don't know. I think I'm too tired to be properly pessimistic.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.

    I make it a point to not let idiots ruin things I like

    Unless you thought the place sucked

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I think this is going to result in interesting conversations at tomorrow's D&D game:
    http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381251_10150494452440359_661385358_10888608_668244759_n.jpg

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I can't hate famous people anymore

    The really polarizing ones are just caricatures or archetypes, really

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    man, I poured myself a mighty large glass of chartreuse

    all i can taste is the anise

    I get more fennel than anise. Honestly, there is so much going on that it's a completely abstract flavor. In the same way that cola has notes of brown sugar and vanilla and caramel, it really tastes like coke. Chartreuse tastes LIKE a lot of things, but it really tastes more like chartreuse than anything it might resemble.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote:
    Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.

    I make it a point to not let idiots ruin things I like

    Unless you thought the place sucked

    I mean, it was a diner I went to once because I was there and needed food.

    Far better is Abay Market, featured on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Galahad wrote: »
    Ugh. Well. First draft of my progress report (please please please let me graduate already edition) sent off to my mentor and one of my committee members.

    Bleeeeeeeeh

    blerg

    Well. I don't know. I think I'm too tired to be properly pessimistic.

    Good luck. Shit sucks going through.

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i just keep looking at that picture EM posted- holy fuck

    his appearance almost seems contrived to be absolutely repulsive; he's not endearing in any way

    i think he's hot
    his shirt indicates that
    i want to have his brokids

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Guy Fieri is the kinda guy who says "GO BIG OR GO HOME!" when he buys extra large condoms before peeling out in his Hummer / corvette.

    Not that he's having sex that night. Guy Fieri has a closet full of extra large condoms.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i just keep looking at that picture EM posted- holy fuck

    his appearance almost seems contrived to be absolutely repulsive; he's not endearing in any way

    i think he's hot
    his shirt indicates that
    i want to have his brokids

    Would that I were a mod for one night only and you receive the full wrath of my















    fieri

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words

    tomorrow he will make the wings even hotter

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Podly, you always make me smile.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    guy fieri is the guy who walks into a party with a bottle of goose in one hand- the biddies will sup from his cup this night- and screams, lacking any traces of irony, WHAT'S UP, BITCHES

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words

    tomorrow he will make the wings even hotter

    This was a pretty great mental image

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Late night chat always gets weird

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words

    tomorrow he will make the wings even hotter

    He has contacted a psychic. If he can get in contact with the spirit of the ghost pepper, would he make a spicier chili?

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    Late night chat always gets weird

    Shhh, shhhh it'll be alright, baby. Just go with it.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    you know, I like guy fieri

    especially for a guy who looks the way he does

    at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    I actually made bhut jolokia bitters.

    Because our most popular cocktail features our house made jalepeño infused orange liqueur. And some assholes are like "oh man it's so good could you make it spicier?" Usually using half an ounce more is more than enough for them.

    But one day -- one day, some douche will say it still isn't hot enough.

    And I will make a drink for him.

    And it will be a drink.

    But it will probably also be considered assault in new york.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    you know, I like guy fieri

    especially for a guy who looks the way he does

    at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people

    Sometimes I forget how young you are, nerd.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    you know, I like guy fieri

    especially for a guy who looks the way he does

    at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people

    i bet you'd like him as the frontman of a terrible videogame band

    the brotomen

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    okay, chu's telling me that he might be an awful homophobe

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    you know, I like guy fieri

    especially for a guy who looks the way he does

    at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people

    Sometimes I forget how young you are, nerd.

    I still believe in people, pods

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Podly wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    you know, I like guy fieri

    especially for a guy who looks the way he does

    at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people

    Sometimes I forget how young you are, nerd.

    I still believe in people, pods

    ironically, this was my favorite album when i was your age:

    Broken-Social-Scene-You-Forgot-It-In-People-Album-Art-468x468.jpg

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