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[WOW] [CHAT] Thread. Female Panderen Revealed. Yiffing already?

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    DrCongoDrCongo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So uh... did you hear the one about the guy who originally started to play vanilla at release, stayed at it for some time, then re-subbed about a year ago, bought the non-Cata expansions in Blizz's sale, and just today got his first 60 lvl ever? Then he gleefully went to learn flying mounts and stuff, bought a windrider, promptly "flew" off the edge of the zepp/flying platform in Orgrimmar, and died. THEN, he discovered you can't actually fly around on your flying mount unless you've bought Cata.

    ...yeah. D:

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    EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buddies wrote:
    End Time on my Priest was pretty damn hard. I didn't think Murozond was as hard or frantic as he was.

    Of course, I had idiots playing with me as DPS. Pulling 10-12k DPS, on a fight with permanent cooldowns.

    BRB just gonna auto attack this boss for 5 minutes straight.

    I had a shadow priest in one of my groups that did 3.8k dps (EDIT: on Murozond). I wouldn't think it was possible if I didn't see it myself.

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    DrCongo wrote:
    So uh... did you hear the one about the guy who originally started to play vanilla at release, stayed at it for some time, then re-subbed about a year ago, bought the non-Cata expansions in Blizz's sale, and just today got his first 60 lvl ever? Then he gleefully went to learn flying mounts and stuff, bought a windrider, promptly "flew" off the edge of the zepp/flying platform in Orgrimmar, and died. THEN, he discovered you can't actually fly around on your flying mount unless you've bought Cata.

    ...yeah. D:

    Do you? You need the Azeroth Flying License (aka Old Weather Flying) to fly in Azeroth. That may be available to everyone - I'm not entirely sure. But you definitely need it.

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    Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    So I just got out of a 18 minute Mannoroth fight. The plus side to it is I did 25.5 million damage. :P

    Longest fight for some JP ever.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I had to screenshot the worst I have ever seen because it was that bad

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Hey, maybe that lock was level 60! Then it'd be ok!

    I now have 3/5 of my horde able to queue for LFR. I did it earlier on my warrior and it was pretty easy just a bit time consuming because the bosses have so many HP. I think they could cut a good third off the HP and it'd be fine. I understand not wanting to just straight up hand out loot but at some point when the bosses mechanics just repeat over and over for 150m hp the "challenge" has long since past and it then is simply a time sink.

    Since I'm VP capped on all 5 of my horde now for the week I might not bother running it until next week. Though did win a leg token on my warrior so that was encouraging.

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    Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    Jars wrote:
    I had to screenshot the worst I have ever seen because it was that bad

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    Jars wrote:
    I had to screenshot the worst I have ever seen because it was that bad

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    "Runfromme"

    Good advice.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    forty wrote:
    Jars wrote:
    I had to screenshot the worst I have ever seen because it was that bad

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    "Runfromme"

    Good advice.

    Why run? You could probably walk away without taking any serious damage.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    forty wrote:
    Jars wrote:
    I had to screenshot the worst I have ever seen because it was that bad

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    "Runfromme"

    Good advice.

    Why run? You could probably walk away without taking any serious damage.

    Do Trolls still have the in combat regen racial?

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    And there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    At level 80, I had the privelidge of playing with an assassination rogue who did 200 DPS.

    That man was a hero.

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    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    I just did 39.8k DPS on Murozond. I love that fight.

    The lowest dps was a rogue doing 18k :\

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    I love doing the new heroics and LFR on my main. Dragonwrathing my way to be the Legitimate King of the DPS Chart™

    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    DacDac Registered User regular
    I main Enhancement and I gotta say, this patch has all of my dicks as far as he goes. AoE is now fun instead of frustratingly annoying.

    Transmog is also cool.
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    (the eyepatch is the Malefactor's Eyepatch from a Blades edge mountain quest

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    That is one bad-ass Orc!

    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    Ulduar-iffic!
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ugh weekend Heroics. Tried to run a Heroic on my druid healer who is not well geared but it well above the gear level to enter heroics and man... top dps was 10k then tank at 10k then just under 10k and 8.7k. We could have made it through the VP I had got into but they kept being dumbasses too by standing in crap and pulling full groups. How do people do this dps with 15% buff is beyond me.

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Man.

    I know people say that the whole "horde are better players than alliance" thing is in ones head but good lord.

    I maxed out VP this week on 5 horde characters, and had maybe one fail run; and haven't been able to run one successful new dungeon tonight on my alliance characters.

    Come on. These things are jokingly easy.

    Talk about frustrating.

    I'm sorry that as a hunter my interrupt is on a 20s cooldown. But between a mage, a DK, and a warrior someone should be able to fucking interrupt stardust. Once or twice at least. And I thought pallies were supposed to be good at group heals now?

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    I dunno if the Horde being better thing has been true since blood elves. :(

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    so, one of our hunters got five piece in one night by being the only guy on the protector token

    there really needs to be some kind of streakbreaker for token drops

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    so, one of our hunters got five piece in one night by being the only guy on the protector token

    there really needs to be some kind of streakbreaker for token drops

    We had a new recruit hunter who got our first heroic FL 2 piece because both myself and the shaman healer were gone. At least with tokens dropping for everything people will get tokens faster.... at least in theory

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    SyrionusSyrionus Registered User regular
    Ok, what are these token pieces you are talking about dropping? Are those the pieces you use to trade in for gear?

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    tier 13 tier tokens, yeah

    (you turn them in for gloves/pants/chest/shoulders/hat)

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    having just hit heroics I was thinking "boy these bosses take a long time to kill!"

    then I realized it was just people doing the same dps I did at 80, only now the bosses have 4 million health.

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    SyrionusSyrionus Registered User regular
    tier 13 tier tokens, yeah

    (you turn them in for gloves/pants/chest/shoulders/hat)

    So is there a limit to how many can drop for you in a week or is it free for all multiple times?

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    ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Syrionus wrote:
    tier 13 tier tokens, yeah

    (you turn them in for gloves/pants/chest/shoulders/hat)

    So is there a limit to how many can drop for you in a week or is it free for all multiple times?

    Yeah, only a certain number drop off each boss, and you can only do normal/heroic bosses once a week, and are only eligible for loot in LFR once per week.

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    DrCongoDrCongo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Warlock82 wrote:
    DrCongo wrote:
    So uh... did you hear the one about the guy who originally started to play vanilla at release, stayed at it for some time, then re-subbed about a year ago, bought the non-Cata expansions in Blizz's sale, and just today got his first 60 lvl ever? Then he gleefully went to learn flying mounts and stuff, bought a windrider, promptly "flew" off the edge of the zepp/flying platform in Orgrimmar, and died. THEN, he discovered you can't actually fly around on your flying mount unless you've bought Cata.

    ...yeah. D:

    Do you? You need the Azeroth Flying License (aka Old Weather Flying) to fly in Azeroth. That may be available to everyone - I'm not entirely sure. But you definitely need it.

    Yeah, when I look at my Spellbook, "Flight Master's License" is there, with the text "See your trainer". However, neither flight trainers nor riding trainers will teach that to me. Oh well. On the one hand, I'm now quite tempted to buy Cata, but on the other, SWTOR in less than two weeks... #firstworldproblems

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Since the way it went was:

    Vanilla - no flying
    TBC - added flying in Outland, requires 225 riding
    WotLK - added flying in Northrend, requires Cold Weather Flying
    Cata - added flying in Kalimdor/Eastern Kingdoms, requires Flight Master's License

    Has anyone here with a Core+TBC only account checked to see if Cold Weather Flying is visible on the trainers? Or if access to that is locked until you buy Wrath, like access to Flight Master's License appears to be locked if you don't have Cata.

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    IndieGirlIndieGirl Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    DrCongo wrote:
    Warlock82 wrote:
    DrCongo wrote:
    So uh... did you hear the one about the guy who originally started to play vanilla at release, stayed at it for some time, then re-subbed about a year ago, bought the non-Cata expansions in Blizz's sale, and just today got his first 60 lvl ever? Then he gleefully went to learn flying mounts and stuff, bought a windrider, promptly "flew" off the edge of the zepp/flying platform in Orgrimmar, and died. THEN, he discovered you can't actually fly around on your flying mount unless you've bought Cata.

    ...yeah. D:

    Do you? You need the Azeroth Flying License (aka Old Weather Flying) to fly in Azeroth. That may be available to everyone - I'm not entirely sure. But you definitely need it.

    Yeah, when I look at my Spellbook, "Flight Master's License" is there, with the text "See your trainer". However, neither flight trainers nor riding trainers will teach that to me. Oh well. On the one hand, I'm now quite tempted to buy Cata, but on the other, SWTOR in less than two weeks... #firstworldproblems

    I can't remember how it looks in your spellbook, but you need Azeroth flying. The flight master in Org by the zeps teaches it, it's about 200g on top of regular flying... did you get that too? Or can you not even see the option?

    Orrrrrrrr... you have to have Cata: http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/1065386870

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    Dac wrote:
    I main Enhancement and I gotta say, this patch has all of my dicks as far as he goes. AoE is now fun instead of frustratingly annoying.

    Transmog is also cool.
    WoWScrnShot_120211_185603-2.jpg

    (the eyepatch is the Malefactor's Eyepatch from a Blades edge mountain quest

    What is the new AOE rotation for enhancement? I haven't tried it out yet and I haven't looked over the patch notes yet

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    Guys guys guys

    guys

    guys

    My paladin just won the most

    I present to you: A Story in Three Pictures

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    Neli wrote:
    Dac wrote:
    I main Enhancement and I gotta say, this patch has all of my dicks as far as he goes. AoE is now fun instead of frustratingly annoying.

    Transmog is also cool.
    WoWScrnShot_120211_185603-2.jpg

    (the eyepatch is the Malefactor's Eyepatch from a Blades edge mountain quest

    What is the new AOE rotation for enhancement? I haven't tried it out yet and I haven't looked over the patch notes yet

    Lava lash spreads your flame shock to multiple targets, and you use fire nova. It's pretty sweet!

    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    So it does drop in Normal, nice. Congrats there, Kainy.

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    Yep, just like the guy from Stonecore! I'd never seen it drop until this time, and that's the only wind drake coloration that I like, so I was pretty happy.

    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    Neli wrote:
    Dac wrote:
    I main Enhancement and I gotta say, this patch has all of my dicks as far as he goes. AoE is now fun instead of frustratingly annoying.

    Transmog is also cool.
    WoWScrnShot_120211_185603-2.jpg

    (the eyepatch is the Malefactor's Eyepatch from a Blades edge mountain quest

    What is the new AOE rotation for enhancement? I haven't tried it out yet and I haven't looked over the patch notes yet
    Basically, drop Flame Shock before Lava Lash, then hand out Fire Novas and MWx5 Chain Lightnings like they're condoms at a brothel. Keep Flame Shock up--Lava Lash's spreading ability only duplicates your current target's FS debuff, it doesn't refresh it. Use Unleash for Fire Nova.

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    Vi MonksVi Monks Registered User regular
    @Dak and @Makershot

    That is one awesome orc and dwarf combo. You guys should totally go on adventures together.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Vi Monks wrote:
    @Dak and @Makershot

    That is one awesome orc and dwarf combo. You guys should totally battle to the death.

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    Vi MonksVi Monks Registered User regular
    Vi Monks wrote:
    @Dak and @Makershot

    That is one awesome orc and dwarf combo. You guys should totally battle to the death.

    This would also be acceptable.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    Kainy wrote:
    Guys guys guys

    guys

    guys

    My paladin just won the most

    I present to you: A Story in Three Pictures

    ThvvT.jpg
    NLrGF.jpg
    7iccL.jpg

    8->
    Neli wrote:
    Dac wrote:
    I main Enhancement and I gotta say, this patch has all of my dicks as far as he goes. AoE is now fun instead of frustratingly annoying.

    Transmog is also cool.
    WoWScrnShot_120211_185603-2.jpg

    (the eyepatch is the Malefactor's Eyepatch from a Blades edge mountain quest

    What is the new AOE rotation for enhancement? I haven't tried it out yet and I haven't looked over the patch notes yet

    Lava lash spreads your flame shock to multiple targets, and you use fire nova. It's pretty sweet!

    That does sound pretty sweet!

    Did they do anything cool with elemental as well?

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    Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote:
    Ugh weekend Heroics. Tried to run a Heroic on my druid healer who is not well geared but it well above the gear level to enter heroics and man... top dps was 10k then tank at 10k then just under 10k and 8.7k. We could have made it through the VP I had got into but they kept being dumbasses too by standing in crap and pulling full groups. How do people do this dps with 15% buff is beyond me.
    10k was badass when those heroics were first available (plus latter nerfs), and well more than enough to finish. That must've been quite some bad group to fuck it up.

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