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[Starcraft 2] "Why am I Terran?", "Uh, Ryan?"

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  • PraetorPraetor [Redacted]Registered User regular
    Kay guys, night number two after a bottle of wine/champagne, its LAAAADDDDDERIIIINGGGG TIME

    Again, streaming at... www.twitch.tv/praetorsc2

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    you guys are all excellent.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Writing up my own little auto updating ladder sig at the moment.
    With dual rankings. Because some people play on both SEA and NA.
    Having more fun than I do playing at the moment. That isn't a good sign.

  • PraetorPraetor [Redacted]Registered User regular
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    Drunk ZvZ, best ZvZ... I think i play better like this guys.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    when I play drunk, I never make enough drones, but I win sometimes because I didn't have as many drones and thus had a bigger army

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  • RofflorRofflor Adventurer Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I am laddering drunk tonight. it's going great so far after the first two glasses of wine, red of course because im a dirty european.

    Then again it was team games, now comes the 1v1 together with the third glass :S

    on another note, sc2 in windows is working out great, back to high graphics and no fps drops.

    Rofflor on
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  • HeartlashHeartlash Registered User regular
    Oh man this GSL finals is awesome so far. I'm only on game 4 and it's already the best by light years (which admittedly isn't saying much).

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  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    a fun zvz... it takes so damn long for mutas to kill roaches...
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  • SenshiSenshi BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WavefrontRegistered User regular
    Here's the question

    I'm slightly tipsy, do I ladder or do I not?

  • EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    Of course!

    Only thing better than drunk playing is drunk posting.

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  • Free Giraffe Rides!!!Free Giraffe Rides!!! Registered User regular
    Is anyone else still pissed they implemented every way to find a custom game except the simple list that actually works?

    Way to kill the custom map community, Blizzurd.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I can't believe it isn't easy for me to jump in a custom on say, antiga shipyards

    it's amazing how terrible the system is in every respect. it does nothing right

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  • redraptorredraptor Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The real reason they did that which I figured out (mild conspiracy theory), is the new map editor is so strong you can import videos and images very very easily. If things weren't hosted client side and fueled by a popularity system you could embed naughty pictures, content or even viruses into your maps.

    Now the real way to fix this is have a peer review system, fueled by the map community where these things can get weeded out. People who took this task could get some sort of reward (better map upload limit, whatever amount of achievement points) then once maps were reviewed they would enter into a database of approved maps.

    So when you go to host a custom game in a free lobby system you select from a list of approved maps. That way it is still actually possible to a map to get popular by say having people enjoy it and rehost it. Rather than BS app-store angry birds style faux marketting where once things get to the top they stay there forever. As well this system allows maps to still be safe content by peer review.

    QED your fucking problem Blizzard.

    redraptor on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Is anyone else still pissed they implemented every way to find a custom game except the simple list that actually works?

    Way to kill the custom map community, Blizzurd.

    If you're feeling bored chart the "hours played" falloff vs the size of the bar.

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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Just another thing BW did better.

  • redraptorredraptor Registered User regular
    It's a silly thing to say that BW did it better, they had a simpler problem to solve for the very reasons I mentioned.

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The worst thing is the region locking.

    When raptor makes a map on NA, I then have to receive it by email and host it on the EU battlenet to use with my actors!
    How retarded is that?

    Klyka on
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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    redraptor wrote:
    It's a silly thing to say that BW did it better, they had a simpler problem to solve for the very reasons I mentioned.

    I don't really care if the problem is simple or complex, as a player I played BW customs a lot more than these silly SC2 customs mostly due to abhorrent design decisions.

    Big problem? I don't care. Solve it and until they do, BW even War 3 is better to me in this regard.

  • redraptorredraptor Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oh I will be the first to tell you it sucks buts. Just saying if you ever logged into a WC3 map by accident that was called "Tower Defence" and instead saw a picture of a scantily clad woman that would make @MMMig weep with joy you understand why they took control away from the game hosts.

    Like you think someone spam inviting a streamer to a chat channel is bad, wait until they get matched up in a tourney against someone who hosts a fake version of Shattered Temple which gives them a trojan.

    redraptor on
  • TrunkersTrunkers Registered User regular
    So, Phoenixes! They are starting to work, my friends! No better feeling than picking up the sentry with a phoenix and marching up the ramp.

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  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    redraptor wrote:
    Oh I will be the first to tell you it sucks buts. Just saying if you ever logged into a WC3 map by accident that was called "Tower Defence" and instead saw a picture of a scantily clad woman that would make @MMMig weep with joy you understand why they took control away from the game hosts.

    Like you think someone spam inviting a streamer to a chat channel is bad, wait until they get matched up in a tourney against someone who hosts a fake version of Shattered Temple which gives them a trojan.

    that all could be true. the custom maps search and implementation still sucks ass.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    yes it does, he agrees

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    I'll play Blizzard DotA just for that gorgeous Chess motif level.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Amon Amarth as walk out music?

    NASL, you have won me over.

  • EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    TT1's yesterday was the best. Pokemon!

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  • Free Giraffe Rides!!!Free Giraffe Rides!!! Registered User regular
    redraptor wrote:
    The real reason they did that which I figured out (mild conspiracy theory), is the new map editor is so strong you can import videos and images very very easily. If things weren't hosted client side and fueled by a popularity system you could embed naughty pictures, content or even viruses into your maps.

    Now the real way to fix this is have a peer review system, fueled by the map community where these things can get weeded out. People who took this task could get some sort of reward (better map upload limit, whatever amount of achievement points) then once maps were reviewed they would enter into a database of approved maps.

    So when you go to host a custom game in a free lobby system you select from a list of approved maps. That way it is still actually possible to a map to get popular by say having people enjoy it and rehost it. Rather than BS app-store angry birds style faux marketting where once things get to the top they stay there forever. As well this system allows maps to still be safe content by peer review.

    QED your fucking problem Blizzard.

    The fix to the virus problem is not to horribly fuck up the coding. A custom map shouldn't ever be able to run any executable code aside from harmless in-game scripts.

    The fix to the naughty pictures problem is to ignore it. You can play BW maps that have a big ol' anime girl vagina on the minimap. Who cares? Experience May Change During Online Play.

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    They are completely re-doing the custom game system in HotS, it's the Blizzard Arcade thing. Blizzard DotA is going to be the flagship.

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    Man pad thai sounds so good.

    I think I had a bad dream last night about hellions.

  • EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    I wish NASL had more spectators :/ Honestly, it's not that bad anymore. It's just the empty crowd that makes everything look awful.

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  • SenshiSenshi BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WavefrontRegistered User regular
    there was a war3 map that was basically just a softcore porn slideshow

    it was amazing when you were like 13-14 years old

  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    Euphemon wrote:
    I wish NASL had more spectators :/ Honestly, it's not that bad anymore. It's just the empty crowd that makes everything look awful.

    It always looks like kids casting from their parents basement to me. Like any minute mom is going to yell down GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM ANDRE and he's like MOOOM shut UP!

  • EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    I can't speak for the league casts, but this final event is pretty good. I mean, obviously it can be improved, but if it wasn't for NASL's bad rep, I think it would have been well-received. It's live, it has money in it, there's decent hyping. It's just that no one's there, so it looks amateur.

    Midas's retirement interview is an amazing read, even for people who weren't fans of him or BW. Love the baby bear :(
    http://www.fomos.kr/board/board.php?mode=read&keyno=121556&db=issue&cate=&page=1&field=&kwrd=

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  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote:
    They are completely re-doing the custom game system in HotS, it's the Blizzard Arcade thing. Blizzard DotA is going to be the flagship.

    so, if you were a betting man - what do you think activision is working more on - a balanced RTS for HoTS, or a shop for their MOBA so they can get you to buy hats?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Joe K wrote:
    GnomeTank wrote:
    They are completely re-doing the custom game system in HotS, it's the Blizzard Arcade thing. Blizzard DotA is going to be the flagship.

    so, if you were a betting man - what do you think activision is working more on - a balanced RTS for HoTS, or a shop for their MOBA so they can get you to buy hats?

    that's a silly question because there's literally zero reason for the answer to not be both

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    hero winning the short game and the long game

    I'd feel pretty done if I was hasu

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    Joe K wrote:
    GnomeTank wrote:
    They are completely re-doing the custom game system in HotS, it's the Blizzard Arcade thing. Blizzard DotA is going to be the flagship.

    so, if you were a betting man - what do you think activision is working more on - a balanced RTS for HoTS, or a shop for their MOBA so they can get you to buy hats?

    that's a silly question because there's literally zero reason for the answer to not be both

    This would have been my answer, but Vari beat me to it.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote:
    Amon Amarth as walk out music?

    NASL, you have won me over.

    Did he spam Thors and play Twilight of the Thunder God?

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  • EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sadly not. Hasu is toss :( Amazing music pick though.

    TT1's entrance, Hasu's entrance, and Idra's are all great. Kill everybody fits Idra so well.

    Ugh. Hasu had a good chance there. It's over now. Hero just got into his head.

    Euphemon on
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  • SenshiSenshi BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WavefrontRegistered User regular
    So where do the EU people hang out on B.net?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    lategame tvp is a joke

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