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[Starcraft 2] "Why am I Terran?", "Uh, Ryan?"

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    Trunkers wrote:
    I have a stable job in Belgium. But I'm American. Where do I fit in?

    Here in America we ride cars.

  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    Oh coffee... How I missed your sweet embrace (since yesterday).

  • RofflorRofflor Adventurer Registered User regular
    Ok, I have tried a probe rush 3 times today. 0 win, and I even tried some basic micro for it.

    All other races workers are clearly OP.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Back when I played, I did 90 probe rushes. I called it "Playing Probemon". I think I won like, 30 or so.

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  • narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    @narwhal you never did tell us if students talked to you about the stream!

    I thought I did post, must have gotten lost in the pages somewhere.
    As it turns out, only two of my students watched, and they thought I was done after swapcraft, so they only saw my first match. That's fine by me, and it was enough that they came up and asked "Why am I terran?" For the rest of my gaming club, I told them how to look up the VODs and showed them the swapcraft match during lunch, but I'll be surprised if they watch the rest. They already know I'm a bigger nerd than they will ever be, so it's not like I have to prove that I know what I'm talking about when it comes to nerdery. However, I do want them to see some of the cool things that are happening in the gaming world that probably miss their radars.
    (this reminds me, I want to set up a magic card draft with the club at some point during the year. We should probably do that after they've finished their D&D campaign...)
    Also no one answered MY question about whether SotG archives their shows anywhere. I'd be interested in watching what they did last night.

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    mlg.tv usually has sotg vods

  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    i am INDIGNANT that you did not see my poorly written post that wasn't directed to anyone about the vods
    Biosys wrote:
    links to the vods will be up on http://sotg-sc2.blogspot.com/ when they're up

    they tend to be up about a day or two after the show so

    should be up today, jp tweeted a little while ago that he'd just got up and was editing it so

    Biosys on
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    @narwhal you never did tell us if students talked to you about the stream!

    I thought I did post, must have gotten lost in the pages somewhere.
    As it turns out, only two of my students watched, and they thought I was done after swapcraft, so they only saw my first match. That's fine by me, and it was enough that they came up and asked "Why am I terran?" For the rest of my gaming club, I told them how to look up the VODs and showed them the swapcraft match during lunch, but I'll be surprised if they watch the rest. They already know I'm a bigger nerd than they will ever be, so it's not like I have to prove that I know what I'm talking about when it comes to nerdery. However, I do want them to see some of the cool things that are happening in the gaming world that probably miss their radars.
    (this reminds me, I want to set up a magic card draft with the club at some point during the year. We should probably do that after they've finished their D&D campaign...)
    Also no one answered MY question about whether SotG archives their shows anywhere. I'd be interested in watching what they did last night.

    You sound like a pretty cool teacher.

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  • narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    Trunkers wrote:
    I have a stable job in Belgium. But I'm American. Where do I fit in?

    Here in America we ride cars.

    You're one of the smart people who got away. Every day, Canada looks more attractive to me.

    Narwhal#1834
  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    Do you know how cold it is where I am right now narwhal

    so cold

  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    i would mention that it's damp and kind of shitty where i am right now

    but it's britain

    so that's pretty superflous

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Germany's current weather is a worse situation than 1945.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    I dislike this anti-european sentiment.

    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    i would mention that it's damp and kind of shitty where i am right now

    but it's britain

    so that's pretty superflous

    How dare you.

    Where in Britain?

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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    i am the most anti-european out of all of you

    especially the other europeans

    screw you guys

    re: spaffy

    just inside surrey, like an hour out from london

    youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    I'm German. I am ALWAYS anti-europe.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Biosys wrote:
    i am the most anti-european out of all of you

    especially the other europeans

    screw you guys

    re: spaffy

    just inside surrey, like an hour out from london

    youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

    Double postu

    chuckleberryfinn on
    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    i am the most anti-european out of all of you

    especially the other europeans

    screw you guys

    re: spaffy

    just inside surrey, like an hour out from london

    youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

    Hammersmith is where I live, but I grew up in (and am currently at) my parent's house in Surrey. Dare I ask where in Surrey? I'm in Esher.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    i am the most anti-european out of all of you

    especially the other europeans

    screw you guys

    re: spaffy

    just inside surrey, like an hour out from london

    youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

    Well, your country is busy ceding from the Union...

    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    also near esher, i'm in molesey

    !!!

    shocking coincendences, brought to you by the penny arcade starcraft 2 thread

  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Biosys wrote:
    also near esher, i'm in molesey

    !!!

    shocking coincendences, brought to you by the penny arcade starcraft 2 thread

    What the fucking shit that's a mile away!

    **edit** Just about to dine at Red Peppers actually - swag.

    Spaffy on
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  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Germany's current weather is a worse situation than 1945.

    Really? Things were pretty EFFED up back then.

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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    all these coincendences are hurting my brain

    i need a lie down

    state of the game vod's gonna be up in about half an hour by the way

    Biosys on
  • Dropping LoadsDropping Loads Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    also near esher, i'm in mos eisley

    !!!

    shocking coincendences, brought to you by the penny arcade starcraft 2 thread

    Whoa! I never knew that was a real place!

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  • TrunkersTrunkers Registered User regular
    Trunkers wrote:
    I have a stable job in Belgium. But I'm American. Where do I fit in?

    Here in America we ride cars.

    Took me a second read through to get it.

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  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    Biosys, the only logical explanation is that we were destined to be together.

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  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Trunkers wrote:
    Trunkers wrote:
    I have a stable job in Belgium. But I'm American. Where do I fit in?

    Here in America we ride cars.

    Took me a second read through to get it.

    Took me, both a second read and re-post from you, to get it.

    <3 s to all

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  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Also, all these Brits and Germans with a sense of humor are endagering the balance of nature.

    MMMig on
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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    also near esher, i'm in mos eisley

    !!!

    shocking coincendences, brought to you by the penny arcade starcraft 2 thread

    Whoa! I never knew that was a real place!

    oh god

    the music

    it never stops

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    MMMig wrote:
    Also, all these Brits and Germans with a sense of humor are endagering the balance of nature.

    Germans are the least funny people in the world :(

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  • Dropping LoadsDropping Loads Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    Biosys wrote:
    also near esher, i'm in mos eisley

    !!!

    shocking coincendences, brought to you by the penny arcade starcraft 2 thread

    Whoa! I never knew that was a real place!

    oh god

    the music

    it never stops

    fuck.
    yes.
    :^:

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  • CutfangCutfang Dancing Bagel WalessssssssRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Just to throw all the co-incidence off the whack, I live in Swansea, which must be a good 200 miles away from you lot :( It started hailing on three seperate occasions today.

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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    and a bunch of my family live in wales!

    ...

    this is all a conspiracy

    edit: gonna start logging onto eu more

    people on eu add me

    Biosys.616

    Biosys on
  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Sceptre wrote:
    Oh coffee... How I missed your sweet embrace (since yesterday).

    Now that school is over I'm off the 5 Hour Energy and back on Coffee.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    Biosys wrote:
    and a bunch of my family live in wales!

    ...

    this is all a conspiracy

    edit: gonna start logging onto eu more

    people on eu add me

    Biosys.616

    man gepetto has got you guys on lock

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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    i feel like i'm missing something in that post

    no hablo post

    Biosys on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Actually Griswold, you see teams show up for the field, but they remove all their star players to prevent injuries, thus effectively throwing the game before it begins and denying the spectators the chance to see those players, even after they paid hundreds of dollars for tickets. They might "go through the motions", but everyone knows they've lost before they take the field. Even more, winning teams do it as well as losing teams, as they have to be concerned about the playoffs. The colts notoriously did this when they had a 13-0 season in order to rest Peyton Manning, instead of going for a perfect season. Remember, Naniwa actually did show up and take his seat and click buttons, he just chose to throw the game away in a slightly different way than another player might have done it.

    effectively throwing the game is not the same as laying down and handing the other team the ball.

    also sc2 doesn't have the same possibility of injury that football does

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  • SenshiSenshi BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WavefrontRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    All I see is people getting mad over glorified games

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  • BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    senshi posseses the skill of true sight

    he sees through the veil of deception, and percieves only truth

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I don't know if that's just a joke or not

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