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Apparently I have a nemesis

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
So apparently I have an arch enemy or some shit. I made a thread on thanksgiving about someone breaking into my families house and stealing just my laptop out of the whole place, leaving jewelry and all kinds of valuable shit where it sat out in the open. I figured it was just some crackhead taking the easiest thing to carry until today

so I wake up this morning to the doorbell ringing and peek out my window and i'm pretty sure i see a detective i know. he and i are on good terms, he detained me and lectured me a few times when i was a teenager, now he comes into the place i work pretty often and we talk. he's a decent dude and knows i'm not really a criminal or a miscreant anymore

anyway, i miss seeing him and he stops by again later and i open the door and he's all "hey man I have something to show you" and he pulls out a manila envelope full of glossy prints

someone spray painted my name all over the local park. like, my full name, first middle last, surrounded by horrible racial slurs, swastikas, and things like "i am ______ and i am a self hating jew" and "______ is my name and i horde all the gold i am a jew". they apparently ranged all over the huge park and spray painted almost everything, like dozens of things, with this foul-ass bullshit with my goddamn full name plastered on it

about two years ago i had a friend who did this exact thing, and he's in prison for it now. they thought i was involved in the first one and i almost had to testify against him and shit, it was an ordeal, and the dude who was responsible for peppering the entire neighborhood/that park with slurs and shit is still in prison for doing it, so he's out

this whole goddamn affair has me feeling shitty, pissed off as hell, and sorta nervous. for one thing this makes me look incredibly bad, like i had something to do with it, and that pisses me off immensely, and for another thing, the spray painted sentences seem to implicate me in doing something to the sprayer. one of them said "y me" and other shit, like i robbed someone or killed their dog or something

i dont have any enemies, i ain't done nothin' wrong, i can' timagine who did this, and now i have to deal with the police a bunch. i got the detectives cell number and promised to help but god dammit this is a bunch of shit

do you guys have an arch nemesis

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    clearly the solution is to fake your death and hunt him from beyond the grave

    (that really fucking sucks, man)

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Wasn't there that one psycho girl you talked about that one time?

    Also, I am my own arch-nemesis.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Did they catch the guy who stole your laptop?

    Perhaps it was but the opening volley in a campaign to break you.

    I have been infracted for advising people to become the Batman before.

    So I'm not saying to become the Batman.

    But just a heads up; you may have a Joker.

    Oh brilliant
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think these guys go away if you agree to give up your superpowers.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    THE FUCK?

    Doesn't he have to become batman to get the joker?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    about two years ago i had a friend who did this exact thing, and he's in prison for it now. they thought i was involved in the first one and i almost had to testify against him and shit, it was an ordeal, and the dude who was responsible for peppering the entire neighborhood/that park with slurs and shit is still in prison for doing it, so he's out

    Are you sure he's still in prison?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    When you start getting post cards with riddles on them, let us know.

    Otherwise this is a hella shitty thing to happen, who the fuck even does something like that?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    gary?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Does the dude in jail have any other retarded and mean-spirited friends?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    Fandyien wrote:
    about two years ago i had a friend who did this exact thing, and he's in prison for it now. they thought i was involved in the first one and i almost had to testify against him and shit, it was an ordeal, and the dude who was responsible for peppering the entire neighborhood/that park with slurs and shit is still in prison for doing it, so he's out
    Are you sure he's still in prison?

    yeah i'm positive he's still in, the detective told me

    also my mom just straight up accused me of being responsible for this and told me to "think about anything that could have placed me there" and was all "you were out until 3:00 the other night are you SURE YOU DIDN'T DO THIS"

    holy shit i'm so mad
    holy shit

    i need to do some investigating so i can figure out who did this and turn them the fuck in

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    this is some surreal shit, i hope you get it sorted fandy

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    GARY MY NEMESIS!?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    JoeUser wrote:
    Fandyien wrote:
    about two years ago i had a friend who did this exact thing, and he's in prison for it now. they thought i was involved in the first one and i almost had to testify against him and shit, it was an ordeal, and the dude who was responsible for peppering the entire neighborhood/that park with slurs and shit is still in prison for doing it, so he's out
    Are you sure he's still in prison?

    yeah i'm positive he's still in, the detective told me

    also my mom just straight up accused me of being responsible for this and told me to "think about anything that could have placed me there" and was all "you were out until 3:00 the other night are you SURE YOU DIDN'T DO THIS"

    holy shit i'm so mad
    holy shit

    i need to do some investigating so i can figure out who did this and turn them the fuck in

    Hey

    no

    That's what the detective is for

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    This is soap-opera levels of sociopathy, I hope they catch the guy responsible

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    It is my most real and sincere desire that you are making this up or that this is something blown out of proportion and that people are cruel enough in this day and age to do something this anti-Semitic in America.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Your mother thinks you spray painted pejoratives about yourself in the park?

    That's a weird conclusion to jump to.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Ahhh jeez dude this is awful :/

    Lay low until it blows over okay? Don't go around letting people know you're looking for them, that wont lead to anywhere good

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    my mom is a fat bitch who assumes the worst about everything, though

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I am struggling to imagine what you could possibly have done to inspire such enmity in an obviously unhinged person

    Not that this is remotely your fault, but how could someone hate you so much if you did nothing, you know?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    It is my most real and sincere desire that you are making this up or that this is something blown out of proportion and that people are cruel enough in this day and age to do something this anti-Semitic in America.

    no there are entirely too many people this dickish in america, and all over the world


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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Neiydnaf did it.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Goddamnit Fandy

    Crazy ex?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote:
    I am struggling to imagine what you could possibly have done to inspire such enmity in an obviously unhinged person

    Not that this is remotely your fault, but how could someone hate you so much if you did nothing, you know?

    that is the genuinely confusing part

    because i have literally done nothing besides play videogames and go to work for months and months. the worst thing here is since i've had a spotty past nobody is inclined to give me the benefit of the doubt, i'm sure this will involve me having to deal with the police way more and all this stupid goddamn shit

    i sorta feel like hiding in a hole for the next month

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    You should call your nemesis Neiydnaf

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    It was me, I spray painted everything

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Okay let's be rational here

    Are you a jew?

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    And I stole your laptop

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Seriously though, who the fuck would do that kind of thing?

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    No kidding, that's pretty fucked up. I really hope they find whoever it is and that you don't get in any trouble for it.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    Quoth wrote:
    I am struggling to imagine what you could possibly have done to inspire such enmity in an obviously unhinged person

    Not that this is remotely your fault, but how could someone hate you so much if you did nothing, you know?

    that is the genuinely confusing part

    because i have literally done nothing besides play videogames and go to work for months and months. the worst thing here is since i've had a spotty past nobody is inclined to give me the benefit of the doubt, i'm sure this will involve me having to deal with the police way more and all this stupid goddamn shit

    i sorta feel like hiding in a hole for the next month

    no really

    given that you had a friend who did this years ago and is in jail for it

    does that dude have any friends who are dumb and would pull the same thing on you?

    the timing is random, but could be they just got themselves fucked up one night and decided they'd do something horrible

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    maybe a dude just wanted to ruin someone's day and picked a name out of a hat and started spraypainting

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Okay let's be rational here

    Are you a jew?

    Call the Hebrew Hammer.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    maybe it's a copycat of the last guy

    like this new person doesn't even know who you are but remembers the name from the last time

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    is your name so unique that it's impossible for it to be referring to someone else?

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    You should call your nemesis Neiydnaf
    hey.

    hey

    hey

    look 3 posts above yours, geez.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Fandyien wrote:
    Quoth wrote:
    I am struggling to imagine what you could possibly have done to inspire such enmity in an obviously unhinged person

    Not that this is remotely your fault, but how could someone hate you so much if you did nothing, you know?

    that is the genuinely confusing part

    because i have literally done nothing besides play videogames and go to work for months and months. the worst thing here is since i've had a spotty past nobody is inclined to give me the benefit of the doubt, i'm sure this will involve me having to deal with the police way more and all this stupid goddamn shit

    i sorta feel like hiding in a hole for the next month

    no really

    given that you had a friend who did this years ago and is in jail for it

    does that dude have any friends who are dumb and would pull the same thing on you?

    the timing is random, but could be they just got themselves fucked up one night and decided they'd do something horrible

    i can't really think of anyone he knows that also knows my middle name. only my long-time friends know my middle name, so my bet is this is someone i know well that i've been friends with for years

    the nickname "jew" was mine for a few years in high school, so it more or less has to be one of a small group of people i've known well since then that remember calling me by that nickname and spend time in that park

    i have a few ideas but none of them seem valid/have a reason to hate me, but it's highly likely they were intoxicated and thought it would be hilarious. i don't wanna go giving friends names to the cops without any evidence whatsoever, though

    plus the detective stopped by my work and got my schedule or some shit so now when i go to work i bet my boss is gonna be all 'WHAT DID YOU DO'

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    is your name so unique that it's impossible for it to be referring to someone else?

    yeah, i'm the only person with that name in the state of va

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    oh it was your full name
    nevermind

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    I'm interested that this is the SECOND time this has happened? With your name being the target?

    I'm making video games. DesignBy.Cloud
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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    That is really, really weird and chilling. I hope y'all find the guy that done it.

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