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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Decoy wrote:
    Hmm...

    Improved Gift Management

    There are those who say it’s much better to give than to receive. For the rest of us, the greatest gift is gifts. And now it’s easier than ever to receive gifts, or even, if you must, give them. In your inventory you’ll find a new “Pending Gifts” tab where you can view gifts offered to you and gifts you’ve offered to your friends. You can accept a gift to add to your game library or store in your inventory for later on both the web and in the Steam client.

    And to ensure you don’t miss a gift, a new item in your inventory, or a friend invite, there’s now a notification flag at the top of the Steam client that lets you know you have things to act on and quick links to get you there.

    I noticed the Pending Gifts section on my fiancee's client the other day. She hadn't accepted my gift of Orcs Must Die! I didn't accept it for her though.

    It must have also had that notification flag, because when she was at her PC later she said "Oh, I forgot all about that Orcs Must Die gift you sent me" and accepted it. She tends to let gifts sit there for a while.

  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Decoy wrote:
    Hmm...

    Improved Gift Management

    There are those who say it’s much better to give than to receive. For the rest of us, the greatest gift is gifts. And now it’s easier than ever to receive gifts, or even, if you must, give them. In your inventory you’ll find a new “Pending Gifts” tab where you can view gifts offered to you and gifts you’ve offered to your friends. You can accept a gift to add to your game library or store in your inventory for later on both the web and in the Steam client.

    And to ensure you don’t miss a gift, a new item in your inventory, or a friend invite, there’s now a notification flag at the top of the Steam client that lets you know you have things to act on and quick links to get you there.

    Very nice. I'm beginning to think someone from Valve spies on this thread, hence this Classiness Initiative.

    Tell the Spy that MULTIPLE COPIES is #1 on my Wishlist for purchasing for Giftage!

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    BigDes wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    What is a "spite gift"? How do you give someone a game out of spite? Like, do you gift them Deus Ex: Invisible War or something?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900

    I'll see your bat rats and raise you magical ponies.

    I actually did gift that out last sale. Which only gives more weight to me threatening to gift tunnel rats!

  • chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    BigDes wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    What is a "spite gift"? How do you give someone a game out of spite? Like, do you gift them Deus Ex: Invisible War or something?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900

    I'll see your bat rats and raise you magical ponies.

    Hey, I played a good 20 minutes or so of Secret of the Magic Crystal and spent most of it laughing. If nothing else, it isnt the worst game I've ever started up on Steam. I mean shit, you get to pet a pony til it explodes into a firehorse. Srs.

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  • DaringDirkDaringDirk Daddy CEO Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    BigDes wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    What is a "spite gift"? How do you give someone a game out of spite? Like, do you gift them Deus Ex: Invisible War or something?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900

    I'll see your bat rats and raise you magical ponies.

    No, man. Railworks DLC. To folks that don't have Railworks.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    BigDes wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    What is a "spite gift"? How do you give someone a game out of spite? Like, do you gift them Deus Ex: Invisible War or something?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900

    I'll see your bat rats and raise you magical ponies.

    I actually did gift that out last sale. Which only gives more weight to me threatening to gift tunnel rats!

    Why be nice enough to gift a man-shooting game with an aggregate Metacritic score of 30 when you could gift one with an aggregate Metacritic score of 29 instead?

  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    BigDes wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    What is a "spite gift"? How do you give someone a game out of spite? Like, do you gift them Deus Ex: Invisible War or something?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900

    I'll see your bat rats and raise you magical ponies.

    I actually did gift that out last sale. Which only gives more weight to me threatening to gift tunnel rats!

    Why be nice enough to gift a man-shooting game with an aggregate Metacritic score of 30 when you could gift one with an aggregate Metacritic score of 29 instead?

    Wow, I didn't realize the game scored that poorly! I heard the ending is quite something though.

  • ShimshaiShimshai Flush with Success! Isle of EmeraldRegistered User regular
    I've got The Settlers 7 on my wishlist but it's apparently no longer available in my region. Wonder what would happen if I won the giveaway.


    Actually is it still on Steam for the rest of the world?

    Steam/Origin: Shimshai

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    hahah what the hell is going on in this picture
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    Is this game about torturing ponies that have been damned to live as a living embodiment of hellfire and brimstone?

  • CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    hahah what the hell is going on in this picture
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    Is this game about torturing ponies that have been damned to live as a living embodiment of hellfire and brimstone?

    Select your gun. Then select your horse.

  • PluffPluff BrazilRegistered User regular
    FUCK YEAH! UHUL!

    @TNTrooper is so classy that i forgot to keep my own. You are awesome! Thank you for the Terraria! =D

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  • chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    hahah what the hell is going on in this picture
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    Is this game about torturing ponies that have been damned to live as a living embodiment of hellfire and brimstone?

    Gotta train dem ponies, man. GOTTA MAKE EM STRONGER.

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  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    hahah what the hell is going on in this picture
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    Is this game about torturing ponies that have been damned to live as a living embodiment of hellfire and brimstone?

    Hah, you have to train your ponies in various attributes so they can get better and in turn win the events you enter them into. That particular one builds strength and endurance (I believe) giving the horse greater stamina in races.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Pluff wrote:
    So many people want Bastion, so few are willing to enter my contest :(

    Things are going too fast here. In 4 hours it skipped 5 pages.
    You should just repost your contest. =D


    And, about Bastion: i believe it can get lower than 5 dollars.
    I have plenty of games to play right now, so i will just postpone it.

    Man, part of me does wish I held off a bit to see if I could score the game through someone's classy giveaway, but I had been putting that game for so long that seeing the $5 DD just made me jump right into it, without question.

    I've already received more then enough gifts from classy folk here, so I can spare a few bucks on occasion.

  • BladeOfSanjuroBladeOfSanjuro Registered User regular
    Since I feel GUILTY to pay less than 15 dollars for Bastion... I have two gift copies available. PM me, first come first serve!

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    If anyone is giving away the SOUNDTRACK, however, I will gladly partake in such a giveaway.

  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    Downloaded Rusty Hearts for the hell of it, since it's a "free" MMO. Was disappointed that it's so much like DFO. Oh well, the download and most content is free, so whatever.

    Thinking of grabbing Shining Force II because... well.... it's Shining Force II.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Honestly, I think Invisible War makes the best "fuck you" gift.

    I beat it and I wish I could scrub those 10 hours out of my past. I'd rather have had a Whiskey-related blackout.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Decoy wrote:
    hahah what the hell is going on in this picture
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    Is this game about torturing ponies that have been damned to live as a living embodiment of hellfire and brimstone?

    Hah, you have to train your ponies in various attributes so they can get better and in turn win the events you enter them into. That particular one builds strength and endurance (I believe) giving the horse greater stamina in races.

    That's one thing that was missing from Darksiders, a training montage for your demonic hell-horse, punctuated by scenes of War brushing Ruin's hair and telling it how pretty it is.

  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    I have that horse game

    It is terrible

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    Oh everquest 2 is now f2p on Steam as well

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    New gift options? Quick, someone send me a game to test it out!

    I am excited for the christmas sale. I'm getting a nice chunk of a paycheck right around then so it should be good times.

    Twitch Streaming basically all week
    SniperGuyGaming on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
  • Rofl the WaffleRofl the Waffle Registered User regular
    Big Isy wrote:
    who is 'ROFL the waffle' on steam? just got an invite from him/her. Apparently we have 2 friends in common.

    Didn't see this before, sorry. Rofl the Waffle is me. I just went on a PA friend-adding spree.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Might just have to play EQ2.

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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    Special thanks to my zombie killing partner in crime @CyberJackal for the gift of HL 2:Episode 1. Yes, I am probably the last person on the planet to not play those games or the Portal 1/2.

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  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    I have never played HL2 or the episodes. I have also only played around 20 minutes of HL1.

    These statistics will never change.

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  • GroveGrove Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    Ok it's Bastion give away time.

    Impress me...

    Selling PS3 & 360 Madcatz TE Stick
  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    Might just have to play EQ2.

    When I got the tweet about it I had to stop myself from installing it.

    I have Skyrim... I have Skyrim... I have Skyrim (must keep telling myself that)

  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Idx86 wrote:
    Special thanks to my zombie killing partner in crime @CyberJackal for the gift of HL 2:Episode 1. Yes, I am probably the last person on the planet to not play those games or the Portal 1/2.

    I've not finshed HL2, don't own either of Ep1 or Ep2 and also just recently finished Portal and don't own Portal 2, so... You're not alone! Hell I never played/owned the original HL either, so some of the references in HL2 escape me.

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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    I have never played HL2 or the episodes. I have also only played around 20 minutes of HL1.

    These statistics will never change.

    I can't let you stop there. What made you not want to give HL a spin?

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  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I think the more important question is: what made you keep playing it?

    In seriousness, I didn't play it when it first came out. A few years down the line, it hadn't aged well. Tried HL2, had no interest at all in whatever was happening. Never installed the episodes. I'm not really a single player FPS kind of guy anymore.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    Wow guys. I just now realized that Steam uses your own screenshots to populate the background images in your library. I was poking around looking at some of my games, wandered on to Mass Effect 2, and thought it was pretty weird that the steam promo shots looked like my Shepard, doing some of the very same poses I had taken.

    I feel a little dumb now, but that's kind of awesome.

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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    Well, for me it was the most advanced looking shooter I had played. Just loved the game play, the story, etc. Although I spent a lot of time playing TFC and CS too, and probably fell in love with the engine.

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    Since now the US evening crew is probably rolling around, I'm going to put up a little gift guide for people who may be newer to the community (or like me), getting ready for their first steam holiday season rush.

    A lot of us give gifts around here. A lot of us are also sort of lazy. Here is a quick guide to being a good GIFTEE:
    1.) Make it possible to track you from PA Forums to Steam. A link directly to your steam ID is usually the most convenient. Remember, your Steam ID is different than your steam name. If you just include text to your steam name, we have to search and scroll through 5 pages to find you (and we may not find you if you're not using the same name/avatar combo!).

    2.) Make it possible to track you from Steam to PA Forums. Best bet is using similar avatar/name. Understandably, some people don't want to do that. In that case, you should have "I'm x on Penny Arcade Forums!" in your profile blurb.

    Remember, if you're selected for a gift from a stranger on here it will be, usually, one of two ways:
    You will either post in the thread (so they will go to your profile to friend you and then to the store to send a gift
    or
    Someone will want to gift a certain game and go to the store page where you can see everyone who has it on their wishlist.

    Also, remember that a gifter can see when you added a game to your wishlist. If you add it on the day of the sale, you might have a smaller chance of being gifted it than someone who has been interested in it since release.

    To be a good GIFTER:
    hey you're giving someone a gift you're already good, move along nothing to see here.

    Except make sure that you are identifiable from steam to PA Forums. Some people are bashful and are nervous to message a gifter and say "hey thanks, I have no idea who you are on forums!"

    Can we get some form of all this added to the OPs?

  • AnteCantelopeAnteCantelope Registered User regular
    Grove wrote:
    Ok it's Bastion give away time.

    Impress me...
    Bastion! Bastion bastion bastion.

    The game is excellent, and my reaction to this sale is to gift it to everyone on my friends list who doesn't have it, but that would cost... just over $100. So instead I'll do a
    BASTION CONTEST

    I can't think of any clever contest rules, so this contest is simple: send me something that makes me want to give you the game. MS Paint, words, youtube... whatever format you want. Send me anything that will make me send the game to you (and if you're not on my friends list, also link to your profile, because I'm lazy and won't send you anything if you make it too much work for me).

    I have three (3) gift copies to give away, but if I get more than three great entries I can always grab a couple of extra, so there is no hard upper limit on winners.

    And... GO!

    Stop stealing my contest ideas!

  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    Wow guys. I just now realized that Steam uses your own screenshots to populate the background images in your library. I was poking around looking at some of my games, wandered on to Mass Effect 2, and thought it was pretty weird that the steam promo shots looked like my Shepard, doing some of the very same poses I had taken.

    I feel a little dumb now, but that's kind of awesome.

    Nah, no reason to feel dumb. But yeah, it's all kinds of awesome.

  • MasumeMasume Creator Caprica, FloridaRegistered User regular
    Much thanks to BladeofSanjuro for the totally classy copy of Bastion, time for me to get on the bandwagon and see why everyones nuts about this game today!

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Just so you know @Big Isy I sent you a friend request, since we have 2 groups and 13 friends in common, plus why the hell not? :)

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  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Shocking StarMan Stat of the day: I put 80 hours into Terraria?

    what the ffff? I mean I know I played it a lot...but..80?

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  • DaringDirkDaringDirk Daddy CEO Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Shocking StarMan Stat of the day: I put 80 hours into Terraria?

    what the ffff? I mean I know I played it a lot...but..80?

    You've played 807.9 hours total, with 289.3 of those in TF2 alone. Wow.

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