The Adventure of the Sherlock Holmes [chat]

21stCentury

Whoops, must've missed Drez' advice, but that sounds more like a stopgap than a solution. Gonna try to restart the client, though, maybe that'll download the missing part.

MikeMan

nexuscrawler wrote:

oh look its mikeman

hullo peter

pumpkin eater

Inquisitor

I don't like Guy Fiereri (sp). Mostly because a dive I like a lot was on his show and know there is always a line out the door. This isn't even a 'liked it before it was cool thing' this is a god damn it I have to park like two blocks away and wait in a huge line thing.

TL DR

MikeMan wrote:

Organichu wrote:

MikeMan wrote:

i just unlocked the shout where you

fade into the netherworld

it's good as an "oh shit imma bout to die" thing, but as it doesn't actually make you invisible, it's of limited utility so far

the most useful thing i found about it is

it lets you ignore fall damage, so you can explore more quickly

NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

that is awesome

holy hell

Keep in mind, you can't shout unless you're standing on solid ground.

Sarksus

MikeMan wrote:

sarksauce are you implying all lesbians are equivalent to the 2 girls 1 cup girls

I don't know what I'm implying. I was trying to find something besides "buttercup" and that's all I could come up with.

JustinSane07

MikeMan wrote:

sarksauce are you implying all lesbians are equivalent to the 2 girls 1 cup girls

They should be. Those two girls were some good eggs.

desc

Somehow I messed up my bookshelf in my house in Whiterun

I can't read books, remove them, add them, or anything else.

My budding library

spool32

Deebaser wrote:

Drez wrote:

Phone interview done. I think I made a good impression.

I have a job offer for you.
Go to my 5:30 class.
Give a 10 minute power point presentation (slides provided)
Tell them you're Deebaser, you just shaved (It's a large class)

I will give you $200 if you don't get an F

Christ, are you in Austin? Because I would do this in a heartbeat. It sounds hilarious.

Wait, what class is it?

Organichu

skippydumptruck wrote:

Organichu wrote:

it's in phoenix

well I try to stay out of arizona as much as possible

I will put that on my list for after http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

although maybe the az branch shut down or something?

that looks delicious

but man

that is a really nauseating and terrible message

spool32

desc wrote:

Somehow I messed up my bookshelf in my house in Whiterun

I can't read books, remove them, add them, or anything else.

My budding library

It's a 1.2 bug. Full boohkshelves are sometimes inaccessible.

Nerdgasmic

MikeMan wrote:

nexuscrawler wrote:

oh look its mikeman

hullo peter

pumpkin eater

d-dang

japan

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

Organichu

TL,DR wrote:

MikeMan wrote:

Organichu wrote:

MikeMan wrote:

i just unlocked the shout where you

fade into the netherworld

it's good as an "oh shit imma bout to die" thing, but as it doesn't actually make you invisible, it's of limited utility so far

the most useful thing i found about it is

it lets you ignore fall damage, so you can explore more quickly

NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

that is awesome

holy hell

Keep in mind, you can't shout unless you're standing on solid ground.

yeah for the longer falls you might need the upgraded shout to last until you hit the ground

RiemannLives

If anyone is wondering why they should be watching Black Books in netflix streaming right now it is about this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1NOXWVWgo

MikeMan

Craft: Saurksauce

Ingredients: Spider Egg, Cow Urine, Thistlebranch, Mammoth Tusk

Effect: +25 to Anfronibility, -10% to Smash Brothers Skills

Organichu

Inquisitor wrote:

I don't like Guy Fiereri (sp). Mostly because a dive I like a lot was on his show and know there is always a line out the door. This isn't even a 'liked it before it was cool thing' this is a god damn it I have to park like two blocks away and wait in a huge line thing.

there was a big conversation about him not too long ago. people hate him for a variety of reasons but apparently the one obvious and indefensible thing is he is a homophobe. several people (including people who used to be associated with the food network) have claimed that he insisted on being warned in advance if anyone he was going to have to interview gay people.

Chanus

japan wrote:

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

The human butt did not evolve for cycling in place.

Organichu

i liked dylan moran in run, fat boy, run

god i loved that movie

Sarksus

I beat you one time in Smash Brothers Brawl, Mike. Don't get condescending and say it's different.

Drez

Deebaser wrote:

Drez wrote:

Phone interview done. I think I made a good impression.

I have a job offer for you.
Go to my 5:30 class.
Give a 10 minute power point presentation (slides provided)
Tell them you're Deebaser, you just shaved (It's a large class)

I will give you $200 if you don't get an F

I don't know if you're joking or not, because people have seriously offered me money to do similar things back in college.

Some guy offered me a $100 bill to take his philosophy final for him. In the exam room. Like seriously he poked me in the back with his bluebook and made the offer. Which I declined.

Chanus

Organichu wrote:

Inquisitor wrote:

I don't like Guy Fiereri (sp). Mostly because a dive I like a lot was on his show and know there is always a line out the door. This isn't even a 'liked it before it was cool thing' this is a god damn it I have to park like two blocks away and wait in a huge line thing.

there was a big conversation about him not too long ago. people hate him for a variety of reasons but apparently the one obvious and indefensible thing is he is a homophobe. several people (including people who used to be associated with the food network) have claimed that he insisted on being warned in advance if anyone he was going to have to interview gay people.

Also: he sucks.

Drez

edit

Mim

japan wrote:

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

I know! What's with that?! Like, give my ass some cushion for pete's sake!

Wash

japan wrote:

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

Spinning is only for the truly dedicated.

Deebaser

spool32 wrote:

Deebaser wrote:

Drez wrote:

Phone interview done. I think I made a good impression.

I have a job offer for you.
Go to my 5:30 class.
Give a 10 minute power point presentation (slides provided)
Tell them you're Deebaser, you just shaved (It's a large class)

I will give you $200 if you don't get an F

Christ, are you in Austin? Because I would do this in a heartbeat. It sounds hilarious.

Wait, what class is it?

It probably would be, but I live in New York and Drez is probably the only one close enough geographically to pull this off. Also, he looks enough like a clean shaven me to confuse my racist professor.

Mim

Organichu wrote:

i liked dylan moran in run, fat boy, run

god i loved that movie

That movie is so sweet! I love that movie too.

Sarksus

Okay Fedex you went from Nevada to California. Now how are you gonna get this package to NY by tomorrow. Gonna put that shit on a plane?

Drez

Chanus wrote:

Organichu wrote:

Inquisitor wrote:

I don't like Guy Fiereri (sp). Mostly because a dive I like a lot was on his show and know there is always a line out the door. This isn't even a 'liked it before it was cool thing' this is a god damn it I have to park like two blocks away and wait in a huge line thing.

there was a big conversation about him not too long ago. people hate him for a variety of reasons but apparently the one obvious and indefensible thing is he is a homophobe. several people (including people who used to be associated with the food network) have claimed that he insisted on being warned in advance if anyone he was going to have to interview gay people.

Also: he sucks.

dicks.

But he is afraid of them.

MikeMan

Sarksus wrote:

I beat you one time in Smash Brothers Brawl, Mike. Don't get condescending and say it's different.

I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WINNING IN A GAME OF SKILL

BECAUSE ALL I HEARD WAS YOU WON AT A LOTTERY

BURN COMBO

Wash

Mim wrote:

Like, give my ass some cushion for pete's sake!

8->

Ludious

A local BBQ place in Ocean Springs called The Shed was on there too. It's impossible to get there now. It was totally this cool underground place that was packed on a Saturday night, but not impossible to get into. Now it's just miserable and lousy with tourists.

Chanus

Sarksus wrote:

Okay Fedex you went from Nevada to California. Now how are you gonna get this package to NY by tomorrow. Gonna put that shit on a plane?

They use planes, yeah.

Sarksus

Mim wrote:

japan wrote:

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

I know! What's with that?! Like, give my ass some cushion for pete's sake!

It already has.

Mim

Wash wrote:

japan wrote:

Mim wrote:

Damn spinning. My ass is killing me.

Stationary bikes always have terrible saddles for some reason.

Spinning is only for the truly dedicated.

I think I'd rather run than bike. Or at least I'd like to get a cushion for my bike. My mom had one and she was laughing at me the entire time while sitting on her cushy seat.

Sarksus

Chanus wrote:

Sarksus wrote:

Okay Fedex you went from Nevada to California. Now how are you gonna get this package to NY by tomorrow. Gonna put that shit on a plane?

They use planes, yeah.

FEDEX HAS A PLANE?

TomeWyrm

Hmm...oreo caramel corn. That's a thing I just tried.

MikeMan

for the pushin

Chanus

Sarksus wrote:

Chanus wrote:

Sarksus wrote:

Okay Fedex you went from Nevada to California. Now how are you gonna get this package to NY by tomorrow. Gonna put that shit on a plane?

They use planes, yeah.

FEDEX HAS A PLANE?

Like, at least three of them.

Inquisitor

Organichu wrote:

Inquisitor wrote:

I don't like Guy Fiereri (sp). Mostly because a dive I like a lot was on his show and know there is always a line out the door. This isn't even a 'liked it before it was cool thing' this is a god damn it I have to park like two blocks away and wait in a huge line thing.

there was a big conversation about him not too long ago. people hate him for a variety of reasons but apparently the one obvious and indefensible thing is he is a homophobe. several people (including people who used to be associated with the food network) have claimed that he insisted on being warned in advance if anyone he was going to have to interview gay people.

Oh wow I was just kind of joking. I don't really know much about the guy other than he has a corny plaque he leaves at restaurants he visits and has dorky hair. Sad to hear that he not only looks like a douche but actually is one.

Deebaser

Drez wrote:

Deebaser wrote:

Drez wrote:

Phone interview done. I think I made a good impression.

I have a job offer for you.
Go to my 5:30 class.
Give a 10 minute power point presentation (slides provided)
Tell them you're Deebaser, you just shaved (It's a large class)

I will give you $200 if you don't get an F

I don't know if you're joking or not, because people have seriously offered me money to do similar things back in college.

Some guy offered me a $100 bill to take his philosophy final for him. In the exam room. Like seriously he poked me in the back with his bluebook and made the offer. Which I declined.

Totes serious. Im stuck in the office till at least 7 and I have to give the presentation at 5:30. I'm wearing my presentation tie and everything