Alright so apparently I have bed bugs in my apartment. Also the landlord is making me pay for their removal, but I am pretty sure they were in here before I moved in. So some basic info:
1: I rent all my furniture from the landlord. It use to be an old hotel.
2: I noticed small ink spots on my covers but didn't know at the time they were signs of bedbugs
3: I didn't notice any bites on me for 6 months, but now I saw one and checked under my mattress and yup bugs.
4: I found a cigarette between the mattresses, so I now have suspicion that they never actually cleaned the damn thing. I don't smoke, and no one I know smokes.
5: and the last part is what might screw me over. There is a small line in my lease that says I have to pay for bedbug removal, but somehow I get the feeling this has to go against some kind of health laws.
So yeah, super grossed out right now and don't want to pay the fees to remove these damn things.
Any advice?
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I think the standard procedure for clothing is to run it through a dryer while it's already dry, and that's supposed to kill them there. Seal your clothing up in bags after drying it like that. Your pillows are forfeit. And potentially so are a lot of your appliances. I know that in some cases of infestations (not necessarily bedbugs) in things like computer cases you can freeze them out - there's this stuff that's like liquid nitrogen but it comes in a can. I've used it to conduct troubleshooting on hardware in computers before - instead of removing each individual piece you can just disable each one with cold air. But anyway, that's not really relevant. You'll never, ever get them out of that mattress. Do not allow them to just spray it and keep it in there if you're paying for the removal. Or else you WILL be paying for it again.
Fun facts about bedbugs:
1. There are no known diseases that their bites are capable of transmitting
2. They are virtually impossible to eradicate entirely. So much so that it would probably be cheaper for you to just cut your losses, strip and shower, tie a garbage bag around your waist, and then go find a new apartment and start over there.
3. They are one of a few species (maybe the only one) that mates using 'traumatic insemination,' which is to say that the male takes his penis and impales the female right through her gut. And the male's penis by the by is not the slick and streamlined model that you and I are familiar with. Oh no. Rather, when looked at beneath a microscope, it looks a bit like a knotty old wooden morning-star. That's food for the imagination.
And report him. That's bullshit and the law will always fall on the side of the renter.
Heat kills these things, and liberally applied poisons. (when i say liberally, i mean EVERYWHERE they could possibly be, hence the expense) When i had them, i had to call a professional, take apart my entire bedroom and living room, sleep on an air mattress, and live out of giant ziploc bags for about a month. they came three times and basically hosed down my house with poison. it worked but good god was it expensive, and a hassle. There is apparently a way for them to heat up your entire house to a level that kills them, but that is so expensive it's not even feasible. especially in a multi-dwelling situation.
Good luck dude, abuse that dryer and talk to a renters rights place. or just leave and tell him to go screw.
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http://www.utahlegalservices.org/public/self-help-webpages/utah-renters-handbook#RR
Of special note in Renter's Rights:
Utah Landlord's Rights and Responsibilities:
http://www.utahlegalservices.org/public/self-help-webpages/utah-renters-handbook#LR
Of special note in the Landlord's Rights:
You may want to contact your local municipality to ask about your situation and bedbugs, they should have someone on duty during business hours that can answer questions of this nature. If your landlord is in violation, you may want to secure legal consul.
alternatively you can just burn the entire place to the ground, because fuck bedbugs they are terrifying.
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As far as the lease, you may be able to get out of it if you hire a really good, mean lawyer who'll be extremely aggressive. However, you're signature is on it, and it will be a fight. A lease agreement is one of those few legal documents I seriously take the time to read over carefully. I've rented for a long time, at many different places and you need to be super careful with these. On your next one, be thorough, and if there is one thing in there that is even remotely weird, move on to the next place.
Also would like to note that hotels are notorious for transmitting bedbugs because of the high turnover of guests who have wildly varying degrees of cleanliness. It's almost certain the landlord has had this problem for a long time, hence a clause for it in the lease. You really, really want to move the hell out of there, I hope you have the means($$) to break the lease, which might cost 1-2 additional months rent.
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