If I could take a moment of your time, I would like to tell a story. A story of mercy, of compassion during this upcoming holiday season. This is a story that takes place at Greendale Community College, one of the finest community colleges in
California Colorado.
It's not about how the school is run by a pansexual dean
or how it's
actually run by the Vice Dean of the college annex, producing some of the finest HVAC technicians in the state
It's not even a story about a group of students running the gamut in both age and race getting closer together through wacky class assignments and a growing need for intimacy that also allows for stronger personal growth
No, this is not their story. This is the story of a table.
A simple table, composed of........two other tables. Capable of sitting eight comfortably when combined, it always did what was asked of it. Yet over the last three years it became a place for sexual conquests:
a place for fat singers/actors to resist leaving a study group:
a place for rampant vandalism:
separation from its partner:
acts of physical violence:
and even forced to be complicit in multiple rapes across entire generations:
Tables like these are not able to speak for themselves. Every day they magically hold up our belongings, yet their veneer is removed, legs are dented, undersides inappropriately touched with flavorless gum, and even shot with paintballs. Please, defend the tables, because one day they will not be there to help
you.
How can you help the tables? Preferably by watching your TV every Thursday night at 8pm/7pm CT on NBC, especially if you have a Nielson box, and also don't watch any other comedies on NBC. And by watching your DVR'd episode within 7 days of the original air date.
And by buying multiple copies of the seasons 1 & 2 DVDs. And by buying lots of fine merchandise from the NBC store. All of this helps provide greater awareness of table abuse.
Save the tables, isn't that right, black Hitler?
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Mandatory thread tag: check out these nicely done Inspector Spacetime videos by fellow poster Schrodinger. Spread these around to any sci-fi fans you may know that currently aren't watching Community to help increase awareness.
Six seasons and a movie!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FneKiciwIMAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SanuWf8dnDo
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It just felt like an overly long setup to a joke that just wasn't there. The "whats regional" thing was funny the first time or two but then yeah...we get it.
I dunno. Maybe I was in the wrong mood but it just totally missed for me.
EDIT: Except Britta. This season has put me permanently in team britta.
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I memory burned that dance into my brain immediately.
That and the cheerleader bubble fight.
I get that. I just don't like glee at all, the point that even most jokes about it aren't funny because it is that bad. So I probably wasn't the target audience for this. If I disliked it to the point that I liked ridiculing it, ok. But I just hate it hate it.
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Either that's strange or hilarious. I'm not sure.
You should read this review then:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/regional-holiday-music,66270/
On the other hand, Britta's so passionate about everything she does, and yet so oblivious to how her actions are perceived, that she'll wholeheartedly throw herself into any endeavor.
Basically, he natural disposition does the work of the virus, except of course for the part where it makes you a good singer.
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Also Britta is amazing. I used to hate her, but the more inept she becomes, the more lovable she is.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
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I dug how the Inspector Spacetime Christmas Special was basically the Star Wars Holiday Special.
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To where it's fighting among Modern Warfare and Advanced Dungeons & Dragons to be my favorite. Annie's song was sheer brilliance.
There is not in all America a more dangerous trait than the deification of mere smartness unaccompanied by any sense of moral responsibility. - President Theodore Roosevelt
I want to think that the opening scene is how it really looks when the kids on that show put on an impromptu performance, and that the musical accompaniment, auto tuning, and dynamic choreography is all in their heads.
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Not the biggest fan of that episode though it was good. But remember I am going to defend Mixology Certification til the end of time as some of the finest half hours of television comedy or drama ever.
Also, paintball episode clip above of Chang's entrance reminds me for a brief period (from the minute the boombox hits the scene til he is shoving keytars through car windows) Chang was one of the best characters in the history of sitcoms. Too bad that changed.
I hope for the sake of Community they give Chang a chance to go out in a blaze of glory against John Goodman's character in the most epic season finale ever.
When they did the D&D episode, they said that one of their goals was that they didn't want to make cheap jokes at people who play the game, because that's an easy laugh and it's been done before. I didn't like this episode for the same reason I don't like "Scary Movie." I get what they're trying to do. I just don't see the point. For instance, mocking Glee Club in "Modern Warfare" was funny. But in this episode, the mockery was very, very superficial level. What exactly was the joke, other than "Glee is stupid"?
The other problem is that Community shines when they take something really petty and inconsequential and elevate it. For instance, a lunch time snack becomes a mafia movie. Priority registration becomes a John Woo film. A missing pen causes a total group breakdown. etc.
This episode went the opposite direction. The characters learn that they've been celebrating with a mass murderer. They learn that there's a good chance that they themselves would have been murdered if Britta didn't ruin the show. And then rather than processing "Holy shit, I can't believe how close we came to being murdered," they quickly change the subject and add a weak Aesop. The murderer gets away, and there's no followup.
I'm really going to miss this show
I also love how much Britta uses racist pidgin english.
There was more to it than that. As someone who has unironically enjoyed episodes of Glee, there was plenty there for actual fans of Glee to enjoy, in my opinion. A great example is Pierce seeing the unnamed piano player and saying, "you guys see him too, right?" - as a reference to the accompanist in Glee who always appears as needed, but never speaks. The "always present" pianist is a gag that Glee itself makes fun of plenty of times.. Furthermore, the whole point of the episode (it seems to me) is that even though Glee is ridiculously over-the-top, it's the kind of thing you can get sucked into if you're not careful.
Or, like, a cheesy holiday choral concert becomes invasion of the body snatchers?
Kind of like the time Britta dated a genocidal maniac, and then everyone just decided to forget about him.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
All I can say is this show is streets ahead.
"Hey, it's that guy!" still strikes me as a pretty superficial joke. I mean, if they're going to go that route, at least they could include Abed's dad.
I get what they were going for. But the execution was sloppy. Basically, you know that Jeff is a zombie because he's smiling now. Not because he actually had a reason to change.
Forgetting that dude is pretty much their only option, since he's unlikely to go after him (murder is personal, genocide is impersonal), they don't want to antagonize him, and it's doubtful they can get him arrested. After all, he committed war crimes in a completely different country, and if he was on a wanted list, he probably wouldn't be so open on discussing his past.
Where as the teacher murdered the previous team just so he could recruit the study group, and it's implied that he would have murdered the study group as well. That makes the crime much, much more personal, because you know who the victims were, and you realize that you would have been next.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
But that wasn't the joke.
The joke was, "why is everyone pretending like this person doesn't exist? Am I the only one who can see him?" A joke which made me laugh pretty loudly.
Anyway, you don't like the episode, that's cool. Opinions and all that.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"