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Killing yourself with food.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The problem with most dining hall and cafeteria food is sooner or later it all tastes the same. The fortified vitamins and preservatives mask any unique flavor the different foods might have had when you first tasted it.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Trexy wrote: »
    My college is killing me with their shitty dinning hall food. Any and all meat is deep fried and all the vegetables are rubbery to the point that one has difficulty cutting through them with a steak knife.
    My Uni has a great deli in the dining... area.. big place.

    I always get this Turkey, bacon, cheddar wrap, with a little bit of garlic mayo and lettuce and tomato, and then get the wrap pressed so that it's all warm

    Delicious.

    We have a pretty nice deli area as well, but generally I will have a sandwich for lunch, and am seeking something with a bit more sustenance for dinner.

    Also: They do potatoes pretty well, but it is almost impossible to screw up potatoes.

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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe you ate that

    I have a witness, but compared to that In-N-Out secret menu monstrosity, what I ate was far from an actual accomplishment.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I disagree. Kettle chips. Also, black pepper fucking chips.

    Edit: In relation to the whole potato screwing up thing.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm kind of hungry.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I need to be rich, then I will eat a 100 patty burger and take photos

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I need to be rich, then I will eat a 100 patty burger and take photos

    But where will you store these photos?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    INTERNET HO!!!!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I need to be rich, then I will eat a 100 patty burger and take photos

    But where will you store these photos?

    Trucks. Big Trucks.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    The Geek knows his Meatshits

    i guess no one else does?????

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I need to be rich, then I will eat a 100 patty burger and take photos

    But where will you store these photos?

    Trucks. Big Trucks.

    Obligatory tubes response.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don;t think you guys quite grasp just how much I eat

    chances are a 100 patty burger won;t fill me up

    I'll get some fries and a coke too

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    INTERNET HO!!!!

    hahaha

    raneados you have no room to talk about storing pictures on the internet mr photobucket :P

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe you ate that

    I have a witness, but compared to that In-N-Out secret menu monstrosity, what I ate was far from an actual accomplishment.

    i literally can't believe it

    i think that burger is bigger than your midsection

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    INTERNET HO!!!!

    hahaha

    raneados you have no room to talk about storing pictured on the internet mr photobucket :-P

    r

    u
    serious?


    Photobagel

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I ate way too much yesterday

    but it was because it was chinese food and I was stoned

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    photobagel

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Synthetic Orange, you continue to amaze me with your awesomeness :) First, your surprising defeat over TFS. Now this burger made of madness and win?

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don;t think you guys quite grasp just how much I eat

    chances are a 100 patty burger won;t fill me up

    I'll get some fries and a coke too

    It may not fill up your stomach, but man your arteries will be more full of fat than a geek convention is of sweaty people.

    That's a LOT of fat.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the burger was first I do declare

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quethal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don;t think you guys quite grasp just how much I eat

    chances are a 100 patty burger won;t fill me up

    I'll get some fries and a coke too

    It may not fill up your stomach, but man your arteries will be more full of fat than a geek convention is of sweaty people.

    That's a LOT of fat.

    I don;t think you quite grasp how amazing my body is

    I could digest titanium

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man youre talking to someone who consistently spends upwards of 12 dollars on himself every trip to taco bell..

    and im not fat by any means

    tugga on
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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I went to a "ching a chang chong" (as rick james would say) buffet for lunch and now my stomach is making really weird noises.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don;t think you guys quite grasp just how much I eat

    chances are a 100 patty burger won;t fill me up

    I'll get some fries and a coke too

    It may not fill up your stomach, but man your arteries will be more full of fat than a geek convention is of sweaty people.

    That's a LOT of fat.

    I don;t think you quite grasp how amazing my body is

    I could digest titanium

    Your stomach is like mine, then; I've eaten the craziest shit that should have killed me, or at least made colorful mixtures that smell like 90 year olds spray from my open mouth. Yet here I sit, intact.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    man youre talking to someone who consistently spends upwards of 12 dollars on himself every trip to taco bell..

    and im not fat by any means

    hah

    12


    weak

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    I went to a "ching a chang chong" (as rick james would say) buffet for lunch and now my stomach is making really weird noises.

    It's cancer.

    Or AIDS.


    CAIDS.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Actually, I amend my statement. I have one kryptonite: Wheat. Well, wheat gluten.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    man youre talking to someone who consistently spends upwards of 12 dollars on himself every trip to taco bell..

    and im not fat by any means

    hah

    12


    weak

    used to be about 18, but im not made of money

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ooh, someone remind me to but nutella tomorrow

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    I went to a "ching a chang chong" (as rick james would say) buffet for lunch and now my stomach is making really weird noises.

    It's cancer.

    Or AIDS.


    CAIDS.

    It's probably gas. I don't want to bust ass at work. That would not be fun.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    ooh, someone remind me to but nutella tomorrow

    but nutella tomorrow

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can kill myself by chugging maple syrup.

    It is a powerful ability that few have.

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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe you ate that

    I have a witness, but compared to that In-N-Out secret menu monstrosity, what I ate was far from an actual accomplishment.

    i literally can't believe it

    i think that burger is bigger than your midsection

    It probably was. I'll need a ruler and another burger to test this theory.

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Isn't your stomach suppose to be the size of your fist?

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I ate Subway for lunch today.

    That's my conscience satiated for a while.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    no thats your heart, your stomach is the size of two fists held together as if you were clapping i think

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you can get a filling salad at subway. I like fresh spinich.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    I can kill myself by chugging maple syrup.

    It is a powerful ability that few have.

    super_troopers_syrup.jpg

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sandwhiches are man's greatest achievment. Fuck music, fuck art, fuck space travel and the automobile. Sammich ftw.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    HOW CAN YOU NOT SPELL SANDWICH RIGHT?!

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