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Mojo_Jojo
We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered User regular
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I was cooking! I can't make a delicious chat and a delicious stew.
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Everybody's favourite guilty pleasure of a song that is in no way aimed at the teenage girl market.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8
An understanding of French makes this track both better and worse at the same time. Here's somebody else's stab at translating the chorus
It was actually a response to this (Cuizinier, the guy Yelle is singing to, is one of TTC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugl6XFSqHE
(Which is just awful)
Annoyingly, I can't find the music video for it.
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Everybody's favourite guilty pleasure of a song that is in no way aimed at the teenage girl market.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8An understanding of French makes this track both better and worse at the same time. Here's somebody else's stab at translating the chorus
I want to see you
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shape potatoes or fries
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear
Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck
You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shape potatoes or fries
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear
Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck
You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro
It was actually a response to this (Cuizinier, the guy Yelle is singing to, is one of TTC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugl6XFSqHE(Which is just awful)
Annoyingly, I can't find the music video for it.
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A lesson to us all to have a preprepared [chat] sitting on the computer ready for such a situation.
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instead of pooping one out
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
But speaking of things worse than the Holocaust... did you guys see that they made a movie about 9/11 starring Sandra Bullock?
I suspect it is an effort to knock the Earth out of rotation by the sheer force of that many people spinning in their graves at the same time.
What the hell good does it do me that there is a mode where only the lights turn on and not the heat? GTFO OUT OF HERE OVEN, I'M HUNGRY!
Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.
Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.
Wait, you mean these kids drove by and threw metal pellets at you?
This is a thing that happens?
Is throwing ball-bearings at people from a car the new happy-slapping?
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While I am hungry for dinner!
Metal Gear?!
What the hell is wrong with kids?
On the other hand, I was down six pounds yesterday from Saturday, probably because I only ate about 600 calories and had two glasses of water. So, you know, silver linings.
Happy slapping is attacking people and filming it. For teh [sic] "lulz".
all of it
If you weren't an asshole when you were their age, you were doing it wrong.
Bayonetta is an amazing game. And, at the same time, it is an atrocious piece of garbage. The fighting engine it the best I've ever seen, and the storyline, script and voice characterisation are the worst.
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Jesus fuck. You have called the police right?
we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l
Go up to a stranger while your mates film you on a phone and slap them hard in the face. Maybe attack them full on as well. Voila: happy-slapping.
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Yeah, I can feel like my brain switching into low power mode during the cutscenes, which has lead to me dying at every single surprise quick time event I swear.
Well yeah but I just listened to loud terrible music and dressed like a retard and got into drugs.
I've never heard of straight up assaulting strangers unless it was one of those gang-related urban legends.
some kids are way bigger and crueler dicks than other kids
sorry leitner
The kids in our neighborhood used to smash mailboxes with baseball bats. Then we put a cinderblock in ours. But not before the guy at the end of the street added enough brickwork to his that it looked like a pizza oven.
Yeah, see, this is more what I'd expect. Maybe blowing up a toilet or smashing a mailbox or TP-ing someone's house.
especially at red lights where people couldn't get away, or when they'd be coming out of grocery stores
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Grr
Also, and I mean this in the least gynophobic way possible: doing something like shouting / throwing stuff / etc. from a car at a pedestrian is the definition of being an utter pussy.
Just, really? Get out of the car, walk up to someone and flick a ball bearing in their face and then let's see how it plays out.
The world is full of pathetic cowards who can't even be bullies right. Lame.
There was actually a cop two minutes down the road, so I gave him a heads up.
i'm surprised you haven't encountered this in your shithole city
lol
I plan to pick that up when I'm back in the UK. Actually, I shall inform my parents that if they could find me a copy then that would make an excellent gift for me.