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Styrofoam Sammich

First time was in a dorm room, stereotypically enough

PantsB

desc wrote:

Cream white, brown leather top thing, brown interior, dark brown wood, drove like a commercial shipping vessel

8-)

Someone still talking about their first time

Elendil

my first time was um

magical?

yes

that's the ticket

Variable

It's not you it's m-

It's you

desc

Organichu wrote:

desc wrote:

My first time was with a girl and we were all in teenaged love and I flew out to see her

Right as it was about to go down the housecleaning lady opened the hotel room door and saw me naked and my girlfriend hid on the side of the bed

haha did you have an internet girlfriend!?

i did

my first girlfriend ever lived in utah

i worked hard all summer and saved so i could fly out to see her in late august

Yes, this was in the olden days

I am actually really thankful that my first relationship was what it was -- we knew each other via the Internet and my dad was an airline mechanic so I could fly anywhere in the country for $50 standby on Southwest

It is difficult to overstate what a swoony gothy cure-listening teenager I was, so the whole thing had this air of noble suffering to me

Very "oh my love, these peons in high school don't understand anything. But in two weeks we'll be together again."

And then I'd fly out on 10 different planes on teenager money and we'd kiss amidst fireflies and go to warehouse raves and glowstick dance together

Organichu

desc wrote:

Organichu wrote:

desc wrote:

My first time was with a girl and we were all in teenaged love and I flew out to see her

Right as it was about to go down the housecleaning lady opened the hotel room door and saw me naked and my girlfriend hid on the side of the bed

haha did you have an internet girlfriend!?

i did

my first girlfriend ever lived in utah

i worked hard all summer and saved so i could fly out to see her in late august

Yes, this was in the olden days

I am actually really thankful that my first relationship was what it was -- we knew each other via the Internet and my dad was an airline mechanic so I could fly anywhere in the country for $50 standby on Southwest

It is difficult to overstate what a swoony gothy cure-listening teenager I was, so the whole thing had this air of noble suffering to me

Very "oh my love, these peons in high school don't understand anything. But in two weeks we'll be together again."

And then I'd fly out on 10 different planes on teenager money and we'd kiss amidst fireflies and go to warehouse raves and glowstick dance together

hah

i only went to see her once (the flight was $550!) and i stayed at her family's house for a week

it was awesome

then she cheated on me with a dude who lived nearby ;_;

that was um, 7 years ago =[

Winky

I didn't cum the first time I had sex.

Or the next few times after that either.

But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.

Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.

Styrofoam Sammich

Winky wrote:

I didn't cum the first time I had sex.

Or the next few times after that either.

But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.

Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.

I think I can help you out here.




She didn't.

Sarksus

She probably didn't, Winky

Mazzyx

First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.

Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.

Tav

my first time was with a drunk chick at a party who's second name I never found out

it wasn't very good

desc

Organichu wrote:

hah

i only went to see her once (the flight was $550!) and i stayed at her family's house for a week

it was awesome

then she cheated on me with a dude who lived nearby ;_;

that was um, 7 years ago =[

;________;

Mim

Mazzyx wrote:

First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.

Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.

Magical hands trumps any other foreplay.

To me.

skippydumptruck

sex is for babby

Leitner

Winky wrote:

I didn't cum the first time I had sex.

Or the next few times after that either.

But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.

Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.

Sup.

(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)

Mazzyx

I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.

desc

PantsB wrote:

desc wrote:

Cream white, brown leather top thing, brown interior, dark brown wood, drove like a commercial shipping vessel

8-)

Someone still talking about their first time

I did not stick my dong in an Oldsmobile!

Do I look like some British guy in garters?

Mim

Leitner wrote:

Winky wrote:

I didn't cum the first time I had sex.

Or the next few times after that either.

But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.

Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.

Sup.

(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)

I did this. I mean, I didn't cry but I was like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I NOT PHYSICALLY PLEASING TO YOU?"

all in caps.

desc

I don't actually know what it means when you make an ASCII horizontal face wider

I just see people do it on the Internet

Shazkar Shadowstorm

oh hey guys whats go... ohhh

okay

Thomamelas

Chanus wrote:

desc wrote:

Chanus wrote:

Back of my 1985 Oldsmobile Delta88 in the undeveloped cul-de-sac of a new neighborhood in the area... that car was like a hotel room.

It was a magically evening.

Chanus

You had an 80s olds delta88 too?

Henceforth you are like a brother to me

Also yeah the massive sofa aka. Rear seat was a decent night's sleep in a pinch.

Yeah, was my first car. Blue with the dark blue "leather" trim... dark blue interior with wood paneling on the dash and doors.

I miss the shit out of that car, even if it got 9mpg.

There is nothing like your first car. It can be a total piece of crap but it's your total piece of crap.

bowen

Mim wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.

Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.

Magical hands trumps any other foreplay.

To me.

We actually learn this in guy camp. Guy sexual experience is passed on here.

Styrofoam Sammich

I know a guy who cried after his first time.

I swear it wasn't me.

I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.

Chanus

desc wrote:

I don't actually know what it means when you make an ASCII horizontal face wider

I just see people do it on the Internet

Emphasis

If that's not the correct answer, that's how I use it anyway.

Mazzyx

I loved my first car. 1989 Mazda 626. Thing was a tank.

Chanus

Thomamelas wrote:

Chanus wrote:

desc wrote:

Chanus wrote:

Back of my 1985 Oldsmobile Delta88 in the undeveloped cul-de-sac of a new neighborhood in the area... that car was like a hotel room.

It was a magically evening.

Chanus

You had an 80s olds delta88 too?

Henceforth you are like a brother to me

Also yeah the massive sofa aka. Rear seat was a decent night's sleep in a pinch.

Yeah, was my first car. Blue with the dark blue "leather" trim... dark blue interior with wood paneling on the dash and doors.

I miss the shit out of that car, even if it got 9mpg.

There is nothing like your first car. It can be a total piece of crap but it's your total piece of crap.

Especially after you replace the alternator and the starter on your own.

TL DR

Mazzyx wrote:

I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.

I never passed up an opportunity to take a human sexuality class.

desc

Thomamelas wrote:

There is nothing like your first car. It can be a total piece of crap but it's your total piece of crap.

If it were still in fashion to lime the truth, I would lime this.

Because it is true.

As time goes on we spend more and are less satisfied!

dlinfiniti

there's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake with my family

Mim

Styrofoam Sammich wrote:

I know a guy who cried after his first time.

I swear it wasn't me.

I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.

I hope to make a man cry one day after sex.

From it being so good.

Unless he's a dick then I hope to make him cry after sex after emasculating him with my words.

Sarksus

My first car is my current car, a 2003 Civic, because I didn't get a car until I was 20 and I had a credit history for an auto loan.

Mim

TL,DR wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.

I never passed up an opportunity to take a human sexuality class.

I'm taking one next semester.

I am excite.

Chanus

Oh, I miss you.

This one isn't mine, but that's the make/model/color of it.

Mazzyx

Mim wrote:

Styrofoam Sammich wrote:

I know a guy who cried after his first time.

I swear it wasn't me.

I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.

I hope to make a man cry one day after sex.

From it being so good.

Unless he's a dick then I hope to make him cry after sex after emasculating him with my words.

I think some folks here might think of that as foreplay.

JustinSane07

Thomamelas wrote:

Chanus wrote:

desc wrote:

Chanus wrote:

Back of my 1985 Oldsmobile Delta88 in the undeveloped cul-de-sac of a new neighborhood in the area... that car was like a hotel room.

It was a magically evening.

Chanus

You had an 80s olds delta88 too?

Henceforth you are like a brother to me

Also yeah the massive sofa aka. Rear seat was a decent night's sleep in a pinch.

Yeah, was my first car. Blue with the dark blue "leather" trim... dark blue interior with wood paneling on the dash and doors.

I miss the shit out of that car, even if it got 9mpg.

There is nothing like your first car. It can be a total piece of crap but it's your total piece of crap.

My first car was a brand new 2002 Nissan Sentra.

bowen

It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.

Elki

I love making guards in DX:HR disappear, without the rest of them noticing that it's happening.

skippydumptruck

Elki wrote:

I love making guards in DX:HR disappear, without the rest of them noticing that it's happening.

hmm looks like bob cut out early today

that slacker, am I rite mike

mike?

Chanus

bowen wrote:

It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.

You tried to milk her prostate, didn't you?

Styrofoam Sammich

Mim wrote:

Styrofoam Sammich wrote:

I know a guy who cried after his first time.

I swear it wasn't me.

I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.

I hope to make a man cry one day after sex.

From it being so good.

Unless he's a dick then I hope to make him cry after sex after emasculating him with my words.

Its my one comfort knowing he was a entitled asshole with a rich kid complex who was emotionally and physically abusive when he wasn't just flat ignoring her and there's nothing I can do about it.

But at least he cried like a scared girl when he had sex.