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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    test

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    test

    404!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    test

    Nope. You fail.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I'm in a slutty mood right now.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    I am having private karaoke in my room.

    is that what the kids are calling it these days

    I'm singing this to myself:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BPnJUx_Yw

    By the way, this is like the perfect song for bukkake.

    It's the perfect song for any sexual act. So I'm not surprised.

    I'm definitely singing this at bukkake on Friday.

    (To be honest though I'm not sure I'll be going to bukkake after we slaughter the lamb.)

    I was going to sing it if I had enough courage in me.

    Liquid courage.

    I mean vodka.

    Mim.

    We're discussing bukkake and then you segue into talking about needing liquid courage "in you."

    You can't give someone like me an opening like that. You know? Don't you know me by now?

    Apparently, no.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTcu7MCtuTs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Most pa meetups end in bukkake did you not know Mimsy?

    The Philly meetup did not end in bukkake.

    Lies. It's always bukkake in philadelphia

    ...

    ...

    ... I'm never going to look at a Philly cheesesteak the same way again.

    We would never do that to a cheesesteak.

    Please. "Cheesesteak" is just another word for vag nowadays, especially in Philly.

    No it isn't! I was going to have one tomorrow! Don't put me off my dinner for tomorrow!

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    I'm in a slutty mood right now.

    It's the song.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    smelly fish cheesesteak

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    nice kag

    although this version is better

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQyAJAIg0vg

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    smelly fish cheesesteak

    shut up!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Have you considered not killing their mammoths?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Don't fuck with giants until you're not a wuss.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    smelly fish cheesesteak

    shut up!

    with chunky ketchup spilling out all over the napkin

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Most pa meetups end in bukkake did you not know Mimsy?

    The Philly meetup did not end in bukkake.

    Lies. It's always bukkake in philadelphia

    ...

    ...

    ... I'm never going to look at a Philly cheesesteak the same way again.

    We would never do that to a cheesesteak.

    Please. "Cheesesteak" is just another word for vag nowadays, especially in Philly.

    No it isn't! I was going to have one tomorrow! Don't put me off my dinner for tomorrow!

    om nom nom nom

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I should eat some cheesesteak.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Most pa meetups end in bukkake did you not know Mimsy?

    The Philly meetup did not end in bukkake.

    Lies. It's always bukkake in philadelphia

    ...

    ...

    ... I'm never going to look at a Philly cheesesteak the same way again.

    We would never do that to a cheesesteak.

    Please. "Cheesesteak" is just another word for vag nowadays, especially in Philly.

    No it isn't! I was going to have one tomorrow! Don't put me off my dinner for tomorrow!

    Warm meaty juicy and only best when covered in white goo

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Get a battle ax and do the same thing to other people. The circle of violence needs YOU!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Have you considered not killing their mammoths?

    I did not consider killing their mammoths, i wanted to loot their abnormally large chests.

    Also, the mammoths kill me less hilariously.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    smelly fish cheesesteak

    shut up!

    with chunky ketchup spilling out all over the napkin

    ...I hate you and I hope your haircut goes terribly wrong.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Like I hope they accidentally take off an eyebrow, wrong.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Most pa meetups end in bukkake did you not know Mimsy?

    The Philly meetup did not end in bukkake.

    Lies. It's always bukkake in philadelphia

    ...

    ...

    ... I'm never going to look at a Philly cheesesteak the same way again.

    We would never do that to a cheesesteak.

    Please. "Cheesesteak" is just another word for vag nowadays, especially in Philly.

    No it isn't! I was going to have one tomorrow! Don't put me off my dinner for tomorrow!

    Warm meaty juicy and only best when covered in white goo

    Pretty much any food that is essentially a bunch of meat slapped together seemingly at random works.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    smelly fish cheesesteak

    shut up!

    with chunky ketchup spilling out all over the napkin

    ...I hate you and I hope your haircut goes terribly wrong.

    If the sticky goo doesn't get all over the place it doesn't belong in your face mim

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    OkCupid.Com? More like OkCuckold.com

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Get a battle ax and do the same thing to other people. The circle of violence needs YOU!

    Dude. Dude. I wield the very elements. I weave them into a rich tapestry of pain and power. I won't stain my hands with the boorish "axes" you may use...

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Like I hope they accidentally take off an eyebrow, wrong.

    I pay $26 so this is impossible.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    The only thing worse than watching American Idol: Listening to your parents watch it in the next room.

    Gonna buy a car tomorrow. Gonna drive away, away away.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Like I hope they accidentally take off an eyebrow, wrong.

    I pay $26 so this is impossible.

    Nope, you're going to get a rookie that can't speak English, and then next thing you know, you have one eyebrow.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Get a battle ax and do the same thing to other people. The circle of violence needs YOU!

    Dude. Dude. I wield the very elements. I weave them into a rich tapestry of pain and power. I won't stain my hands with the boorish "axes" you may use...

    Crom take you and your dirty sorcerers ways!

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    The only thing worse than watching American Idol: Listening to your parents watch it in the next room.

    Gonna buy a car tomorrow. Gonna drive away, away away.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    I'm thinking about taking down my OKcupid account because I met a guy that I want to be exclusive with. Is this reasonable?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    msmya wrote:
    I'm thinking about taking down my OKcupid account because I met a guy that I want to be exclusive with. Is this reasonable?

    Very

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I just realized something.

    Boobs feel like sand.

    Anakin Skywalker hates sand.

    Ergo, Life as a House.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    My go to food is some meat and cheese between some form of dough. Never fails

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    Like I hope they accidentally take off an eyebrow, wrong.

    I pay $26 so this is impossible.

    Nope, you're going to get a rookie that can't speak English, and then next thing you know, you have one eyebrow.

    No all of the girls in this salon are hot and are American citizens.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    That terrifiying "Indefinite Imprisonment" bill passed the House.

    We're fucked.

    PSN:CaptainNemo1138
    Shitty Tumblr:lighthouse1138.tumblr.com
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are there ways to apply poison to spells in skyrim?

    It's magic, 21st, what do you want to do, pour poison on your hand while it's on fire?

    Yes.

    Is it wrong that i want to shoot hot streams of poisonous fire?

    Also, giants. Fuck them. They hit me and I die, flying into the stratosphere.

    Get a battle ax and do the same thing to other people. The circle of violence needs YOU!

    Dude. Dude. I wield the very elements. I weave them into a rich tapestry of pain and power. I won't stain my hands with the boorish "axes" you may use...

    Crom take you and your dirty sorcerers ways!

    Okay, look. Look at my hand.

    it's on fire.

    Now you are on fire.

    HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

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