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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    so I went out to a diner to get dinner and I was sitting at a four person booth eating my poutine

    when this family of four came in and were told they'd have to wait for a few minutes

    i was like 'hey it's no problem i can move to the bar'

    i got thanked so much and so profusely

    it was like i offered to get on all fours and be the table for them

    i am confused

    Are you sure they weren't being sarcastic.

    oh, thank you so much! you are just a little saint, aren't you! :D

    without you we'd have surely perished, thanks for your charity!!!

    no it wasn't over the top

    i'm keenly aware of when i'm being mocked

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to sit on them all.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to eat them all.

    Do it on youtube. Like that fat kid who ate all those canned chickens.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Abdhyius wrote:
    also on the comments page for that video, every comment in norwegian is along the lines of "Man, why did this has to go international? this is just embarrasing."

    man what

    in America we had a president who had a shoe thrown at his face

    his face

    he dodged it like a pro

    also, in america you had a president who said things like misunderestimate and went to war with Iraq

    so I'm not surprised you don't really comprehend national embarrasment

    but for countries who aren't the country equivalent of a boorish lout, this is kinda embarrasing.

    Abdhyius on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i don't really love butter

    i enjoy using it when cooking and all, and i like a buttered muffin or buttered toast... but too much and it is gag inducing

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to eat them all.

    Do it on youtube. Like that fat kid who ate all those canned chickens.

    he could have eaten 1/10th of a canned chicken and that's still an accomplishment

    a really gross one, but still

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    so I went out to a diner to get dinner and I was sitting at a four person booth eating my poutine

    when this family of four came in and were told they'd have to wait for a few minutes

    i was like 'hey it's no problem i can move to the bar'

    i got thanked so much and so profusely

    it was like i offered to get on all fours and be the table for them

    i am confused

    They could have been having a shitty day. Being nice to someone when they have a shitty day can often get that reaction.

  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to eat them all.

    Do it on youtube. Like that fat kid who ate all those canned chickens.

    Oh fuck that guy.

    Fuck him. That was awful.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to eat them all.

    Do it on youtube. Like that fat kid who ate all those canned chickens.

    YESSS Organichu. Undo everything you've worked for.

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    uh

    why

    what the hell do you use that much butter for

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    the first kind of meat I will introduce my child to is a canned chicken

    and they will never eat meat ever.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

    sure

    it'll taste slightly like olive oil and olive oil can't take as much heat but it works fine

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Like, a guy in front of me in line was short 25 cents for something once, so I gave him 25 cents. Like, a quarter. The stuff I care so little about that I throw it into change jars at places just so it doesn't take space in my pocket. Dude looked like he was ready to get down on his knees and suck me off on the spot. Even though it was minor it was being nice to a strangers. No one expects you to be nice to a stranger.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    uh

    why

    what the hell do you use that much butter for

    Stockpiling, He has learned lessons from the butter shortage.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Like, a guy in front of me in line was short 25 cents for something once, so I gave him 25 cents. Like, a quarter. The stuff I care so little about that I throw it into change jars at places just so it doesn't take space in my pocket. Dude looked like he was ready to get down on his knees and suck me off on the spot. Even though it was minor it was being nice to a strangers. No one expects you to be nice to a stranger.

    That would have been a pretty cheap blowjob.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    the first kind of meat I will introduce my child to is a canned chicken

    and they will never eat meat ever.

    What if it backfires on you?

    What if it becomes the only meat he enjoys?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    uh

    why

    what the hell do you use that much butter for

    Stockpiling, He has learned lessons from the butter shortage.

    he isn't a baking-obsessed middle-aged housewife! he has nothing to fear

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    the first kind of meat I will introduce my child to is a canned chicken

    and they will never eat meat ever.

    What if it backfires on you?

    What if it becomes the only meat he enjoys?

    woods, wolves, do-over

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

    sure

    it'll taste slightly like olive oil and olive oil can't take as much heat but it works fine

    noooooo! nononono.

    Olive oil will smoke before it gets hot enough to cook the chicken. It'll taste like crap, or be underdone. Also, it's insanely expensive to pour off enough olive oil to immerse a chicken breast.

    Unless you mean pan fry it, at which point: sure. throw some butter in there and a couple tablespoons of olive oil and cook it 4m on each side, then cut in and make sure it's cooked.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

    sure

    it'll taste slightly like olive oil and olive oil can't take as much heat but it works fine

    noooooo! nononono.

    Olive oil will smoke before it gets hot enough to cook the chicken. It'll taste like crap, or be underdone. Also, it's insanely expensive to pour off enough olive oil to immerse a chicken breast.

    Unless you mean pan fry it, at which point: sure. throw some butter in there and a couple tablespoons of olive oil and cook it 4m on each side, then cut in and make sure it's cooked.

    yes pan fry it!

    not deep fry it!

    You are so southern you just shocked me

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    I met a dude who couldn't get into his car and he said "Man, this day sucks, why doesn't someone just shoot me" so I shot him in the back and as he was frantically patting the exit wound he looked at me and started just ... showering me with endless praise and it was kind of weird. Like, I shoot people all the time just so I am not bored and all but he was just so gracious.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I met a girl who was like oh man I am so horny and aaaaah fuck it.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular


    Hey, have some classic bideo gameu music.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    No matter how old I get, Secret of Mana just keeps getting better. Favorite. Game. Ever.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    No matter how old I get, Secret of Mana just keeps getting better. Favorite. Game. Ever.

    You've got a funny way of spelling Baldur's Gate 2.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    uh

    why

    what the hell do you use that much butter for

    Stockpiling, He has learned lessons from the butter shortage.

    he isn't a baking-obsessed middle-aged housewife! he has nothing to fear

    i dunno

    we use butter

    5 adults in the house

    we usually use butter for bready cooking, pancakes, grilled cheese, whatever

    some butter in many entrees, for cooking a lot of vegetables

    on toast for breakfast, muffins etc

    i think we probably go through 2-3 sticks a week?

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

    sure

    it'll taste slightly like olive oil and olive oil can't take as much heat but it works fine

    noooooo! nononono.

    Olive oil will smoke before it gets hot enough to cook the chicken. It'll taste like crap, or be underdone. Also, it's insanely expensive to pour off enough olive oil to immerse a chicken breast.

    Unless you mean pan fry it, at which point: sure. throw some butter in there and a couple tablespoons of olive oil and cook it 4m on each side, then cut in and make sure it's cooked.

    yes pan fry it!

    not deep fry it!

    You are so southern you just shocked me

    Hey man, fried chicken is fried chicken. What you are doing is more like a saute!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Oh, speaking of cooking, I have a chicken breast but no canola oil in the house.

    ... can I fry chicken with olive oil?

    sure

    it'll taste slightly like olive oil and olive oil can't take as much heat but it works fine

    noooooo! nononono.

    Olive oil will smoke before it gets hot enough to cook the chicken. It'll taste like crap, or be underdone. Also, it's insanely expensive to pour off enough olive oil to immerse a chicken breast.

    Unless you mean pan fry it, at which point: sure. throw some butter in there and a couple tablespoons of olive oil and cook it 4m on each side, then cut in and make sure it's cooked.

    yes pan fry it!

    not deep fry it!

    You are so southern you just shocked me

    Hey man, fried chicken is fried chicken. What you are doing is more like a saute!

    No, I'm frying it. You're waging war on your arteries.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Also I don't really fry chicken that much.

    But I never immerse anything in oil to cook it.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    Baldurs Gate 2 came out at a bad time for me. I was literally entrenched for five or six years with Starcraft and then Diablo 2. I barely lived outside of those games for that time period.

    I'm not joking.

    This is not hyperbole, it happened. I had like 6 b.net accounts filled with level 80+ characters.

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

    I have discovered a whole cornucopia of food you need to eat!

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    all the sudden youtube is occasionally telling me that i'm missing a plugin to play a certain video

    i'm sure i have flash and all updated, i've been using youtube and other streaming sites without problems forever

    wtf

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    butter chat is the best chat

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

    I have discovered a whole cornucopia of food you need to eat!

    noooonononono

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    abd, have you really never had fried chicken

    you should give it a try

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i have um

    i just counted

    i have like 20 sticks of butter in my fridge

    I challenge you to eat them all.

    Do it on youtube. Like that fat kid who ate all those canned chickens.

    wat

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